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Joined 04-19-04, id: 409040
Author has written 71 stories for Love, Family, Life, Fantasy, Politics, General, Religion, Humor, General, Nature, and Friendship.
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Age: 17

Gender: It's a fifty-fifty chance...ok, I'm female

Location: Good ol' London

Politcal stance: I used to be a communist/socialist but then, to be blunt, I grew up! =) I now have slid slowly to the right wing side of things. It's strange how people become more and more right winged over time...just an observation.*cough* certain people I know should take note *cough*

Religous Stance: Agnostic, I would guess. I'm not a believer but I still beleive in something. =)

Music: I listened mainly to jazz and industiral rock. My favourite bands include Marilyn Manson and The Rasmus. There are a bunch of jazz musicans in that list but I can't be bothered to type them all out.

Films: I seem to love any film with an Italian connection. My favourite film has to be The Talented Mr Ripley, shortly followed by The Godfather 2.

TV: I have really crap taste in TV. At least that's what my boyfriend likes to tell me. I watch programmes such as Ally McBeal (and enjoy the occasional yelling when they say "assault" when it should be "battery"), Tru Calling, Friends...to name but a few. Yeah, really should watch better TV.

Poets: I love Blake's work. I'm also a big fan of Poe. : sobs : I'll never be that good. I used to like Shakespeare a lot as well but, I don't know...I think I just read too much and got bored. Ever notice how if you read the same thing over and over you just zone out and stip finding it pretty?

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Elitist You by silverbauble reviews
Do you really have to be so proud? It's not as if you're such a good friend
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Tea & Coffee by grim-dreamer reviews
Written in response to gay marriages. What's the gigantic fuss about? Love is love, isn't it?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2004
Why by Amethyst Horizon reviews
there's so much time to question why, after he's gone...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
Five Star Chef by April Hammer reviews
A growing collection of food-titled poems with hidden meanings. Please read and review! I'll return the favor by reviewing your work!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Where To? Unknown by MovingLife reviews
My spiritual journey
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2004
Colours by vturnip reviews
Revised. Chapter 2 up. How I feel about colors: how just seeing them gives a feeling, how we assoicate colors with things and how wonderful it is to have color in the world.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
Princess by MODERNDANCER reviews
My first attempt at a rhyming poem. Very short and cute!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
Ode to an Aglet by Alchera reviews
...an ode to an aglet... What's an aglet you say? Read and find out
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004
Atheist God Oxy moron, I know I'm a hypocrite : by the mouse that roared reviews
A poem on my feelings and beliefs about God-or my atheism... It is a kind of interesting mix, a little philisophical, and a little rough to kind of show the roughness of my thoughts. OK, I didn't edit much. :) Please no one take offence at this, it's just
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004
Evil Organisation Job Application by ImaMonkey reviews
A sample job application for joining an Evil Organisation. An invaluable practice tool for budding minions. Thank you to S.P.O.N.G.E for providing the example application. (Feel free to fill in the application and send it back to me)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004
He is not Joking by Joedore reviews
A not-so funny poem about kids saying the cutest (darnest) things.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2004
Gradual Decay by Sweet Calamity reviews
Sometimes it's best to start anew.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Let Me Fall by Sterces reviews
Sometimes death is the only way out...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2004
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Helping Me reviews
Why is beauty so lost on some of us? Just something quite short.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Is It Yours? reviews
What it feels like to regain a friend after you could have sworn you lost them forever. It was a nice idea but not so good on screen as it was in my mind. Damn it!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2004
Shopping reviews
Just two short poems on how shopping really works
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Up In The Sky reviews
It's kind of a cross between a nature poem and a religion poem. I was being a bit experiemental with the style and it hasn't really gone the way I wanted it to but, hey, it was fun
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
Young Authors
"If you don't have an experience," he said with a grin, "make some." INCOMPLETE.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004
Sweet reviews
Why will we never be percieved the way we want to be perceived by those who love us? Strangely and loosely based on 1950's jazz tunes. But very loosely I must point out.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/10/2004
The Way reviews
One minutes you feel this...and the next you feel that. Which way are you supposed to go?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004
And That's The Story reviews
Why won't those cloest to us accept the truth? A little bit tounge-in-cheek.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004
Click reviews
Well, I must have been really high on coffee and pro-plus to write this. If you use MS Word to write your stuff up with, you'll understand what I'm on about.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004
Lost Potential reviews
Ah, when those melodramatic teenage feelings of regret return, they do so in full force.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Scarred reviews
To do with bullying and the like and how it can change a person forever and...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004
Finding A Meaning reviews
What makes up a person?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2004
That's The Answer reviews
It's about suicide so don't read if you don't feel you can handle it. The controlling figure in a girl's life is fading away so what should she do? It's a bit short and I'm not so happy about how it turned out but what the hey?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004
Foundations Of Sorrow and Pity
Possible on of the most morbid things I have ever written...
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 7/25/2004
A Girl Called Me reviews
Semi-auto-biographical I suppose. Written for a pure love of repetition.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
Find Me
I thought it was a nice idea but it kind of turned out wrong. I did it no justice, so to speak. To do with the seperation of body, mind and soul.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 7/25/2004
To This Year reviews
Collection of poems on the bull that is making New Year's Resolutions
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004
Wings Of A Devil reviews
I think it's weird and confusing and, hey, I wrote the thing. Started out as a general fantasy poem but then I gave it more human meaning.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004
I Tried reviews
Written for the families and friends of those who self-harm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004
Trauma reviews
Just some random stuff to do with beign lonely and how you can't really rely on anybody. Read if you dare.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2004
Lifetime reviews
A first time of sorts.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2004
You and I Alone
To do with the many broken promises of many destoryed relationships.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Published: 6/29/2004
All I Have To Say
There's nothing like an angry bit of free verse to start the day
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 6/26/2004
Tea reviews
Ok, and number one in the top ten reasons I should never be mixed with caffefine and sugar...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2004
Mismatched reviews
How can somebody so perfect have a life go so wrong?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Way Backwards reviews
A poem about looking back on a break-up. Very short.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
Broken Daydreams reviews
Love is just a web of lies and false hopes. Why do we even listen in the first place?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
Better Than Fine reviews
Trying to get back to normal as friends after a break-up is tricky.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
Black reviews
Just something random about the colour black.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
Is This Eternity? reviews
Anti-marriage poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/30/2004
A Child’s Love reviews
Another divorce poem
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2004
Death Of An Angel reviews
Really just something random I felt like writing.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2004
I Wrote Your Name reviews
Same break-up as "My Dead Heart" and written at the same time too. Well, not literally.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/17/2004
My Dead Heart reviews
Some rubbish I wrote ages ago about breaking up with my boyfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004
Secret reviews
I was just thinking about somethign I told somebody and wondering what would happen if they told...they haven't actually in real life! I don't like it all that much. I was just fiddling with a new structure.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Where's The Logic In That? reviews
How It Feels To Be 17 And A Brit!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/16/2004
To Be Me reviews
What it's like to be me
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004
Never reviews
Another love gone wrong kind of poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/15/2004
Men See Me reviews
Can I just walk down the road in peace?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/15/2004
Looks like Satan reviews
Why do bad things happen?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/14/2004
Dirty And Sore reviews
It kind of has a lot of mixed messages behind it...it's kind of odd, to say the least
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2004
Teen Angst reviews
Just felt like writing in a different style. This is basically a lot about how I felt when I was younger!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2004
Been Crying? reviews
Just a little something about break-ups.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2004
The Rules reviews
Don't like this too much- anyways, it's about how love is just a game and how some people cheat.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004
A Woman's Curves reviews
Will I ever be perfect and happy?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2004
So Flawed reviews
Some anti-war arguements I see as flawed...please note I see as flawed.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/11/2004
Exaggeration and A Half reviews
Just a little poem about how molehills turn into mountains
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2004
She Held Him reviews
I don't like this all that much but I thought I'd put this up anyways. Basically, it's about disillusion.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004
Not So Cheerful Now reviews
Another poem about how much I hate those rebels
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/2/2004
And? reviews
Basically, this is just about that feeling you get when you tell a joke that backfires.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2004
She's Somebody reviews
A cliched fame story
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28/2004
Shimmer reviews
Not sure on this one but, ohwell...there are a lot of questions. Can you answer them all?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/21/2004
Kiss reviews
Does one kiss ever make it better?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/21/2004
Starvation Of Soul And Spirit reviews
If you don't know what this poem is about, you're not the only one. If I didn't have some insane obssession with finishing things, trust me, this would have been destroyed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2004
Pretty Blue Eyes reviews
Don't like this one much but, anyways...it's kind of an obsessive love story about wanting to be treated fairly but then realising that would actually be really bad.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Laced Up reviews
The downfall of an anarchist rebel
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Bland reviews
Life gets bland when someone you love is no longer there
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Porcelain Tears reviews
How people cry
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Foundations of Anger and Hate reviews
A sort-of anti-rebel poem
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Colour Of Her Eyes reviews
Just a poem I felt like writing...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
Of Course reviews
How I feel about God-given rights!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Beyond My Sanity reviews
A poem about the death of a beauty...kind of fantasy, I suppose.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Grazing reviews
How it feels with all those teenage hormones...it's like you're changing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Is That You? reviews
When you see someone you used to love, it just all comes rushing back again.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Fake reviews
Just some more pretty regular teenage feelings.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2004
Lumps Of Clay reviews
Ever wonder if people just make up problems for attention?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Hormonal reviews
Eugh. All those teen feelings just getting out of control...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Make Me reviews
An obsessive love story for a man who doesn't care
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
Memories Of Summer Breeze reviews
A poem about my second love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
Foundations Of Truth and Purity reviews
How I felt when my parents split up
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2004
Perfection reviews
A woman's thoughts about what happened the night before.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2004