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Joined 04-20-04, id: 409234
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Love, and General.

Greetings

i am currently 14 years old. i have brown hair ( i wish it was black or purple), browns eyes, white skin, and am slightly skinny.

My friend mia says i look like a claire, but my name is jessie. I am currently working on a story called Beauty and yes, i have stopped earning wings on account of it being so stupid. anyway, i am obsessed with anime and drawing with the occasional writing which is what this account is for. I like reading fanfiction too, mostly harry potter and potc and lotr. I am going into 9th grade, woohoo freshman power! i could say i am excited but i only kind of am. It'll be cool. lets hope. I am a music addict and am into a variety of crazy things. My favorite bandat the moment is the postal service, they're techno/indie - ish. My scanner is currently being a poop-headso i can't postany drawings onthe internet, grr. My xanga is http://www.xanga.com/KaraBarlance">www.xanga.com/KaraBarlance i get the names tillybarlance and kara barlancefrom earning wings, and i'm changing my im to BlueGardens33 as soon as my computer stops being so messedup. please check my xanga out and comment, i like meeting new people.please check out my beloved cousin, violetsky23, shes got awsome poems. i doubt you're reading my bio anyway.

ciao

- jess de mess

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A Lesson in Love by violetsky23 reviews
the strangest story you will ever read. totally unserious.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
The Quest by Earthsong12 reviews
Nera goes on a quest to save her world from a rabid volcano! Well, not exactly, but read it to find out. PG for a little violence (probably more later)...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 2/9/2004
Fever Dream by violetsky23 reviews
ok this is not my best work, but my cousin jessie and my friend mia like it, so go ahead and tell me what you think.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
I Remember by Quid reviews
It's short, just read it. It doesn't need a summary, the name pretty much sums it up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2004
HyperSpazzing Inc by polkadot ladybug reviews
What REALLY goes on inside my head... Come on in, and I'll take you on one of the most interesting tours you've ever been on! Only the bravest make it out alive!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Colors, they talk? by pacopuppy reviews
colors that talk, it's weird. rated pg for language. please r&r! thanx!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
Once Again by polkadot ladybug reviews
After growing apart from someone you love, sometimes all you want is to see them once more. Especially if they've become one of the worlds biggest, most famous heartthrobs. Elizabeth Jacklyn might just get that chance.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004
Dream Team Sleepover by polkadot ladybug reviews
My friends and I have a bit of a series- enter at your own will! chirp chirp it involves Orlando Bloom... screaming mobs run to read fic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004
Perfect by Dystorque reviews
All the afternoons on the bus battling anxiety. How I freaked out when I touched them, the spiderwebs. Each time I scratched up my arms in the bathroom when I got 99%. I never told anyone. Until now.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 25,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004
How to Dance by Ancamna reviews
Absolutely positive you can't dance? Try again! Read this essay and even if you're the most uncoordinated person you'll learn the basic elements of dancing. (OK, OK, I know that sounded like an ad. But the essay is good anyways.)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004
It didn't have to happen by MagenDavid reviews
Something about WTC. Political and NOT anti-arab just anti-terrorism.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004
Bring on the Rain by WriterGrl11 reviews
In a world where nobody can be trusted, where secrets can be deadly, where cruelty will stop at nothing, one girl must learn the truth about her family's dangerous legacy-and herself. Please R&R, this is a must-read! Chapter 3 is UP!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004
I Dunno by johnnyb reviews
This here is a comedy I wrote, based on the school I go to and the kids I know. R/R, please.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2004
Why Homework Should be Banned by polkadot ladybug reviews
This is my report on why homework and teenagers just don't mix. I wrote it the other day, for lack of anything better to do, and I think it turned out pretty well. Please read at least, Its pretty short, I also love reviews ;)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
Rants by Avicennasis reviews
Various rants of mine about various things.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2003
Alyerae by Portia Marlowe reviews
Chapter IV up! Sadly they DO NOT have a satire sub category. *Not humor, not parody, but satire* Try and figure it out. Deals with pirates, magic folk, and a kingdom on the edge of the earth.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 1/31/2002
HYPER by cryoblade reviews
ooooooook! im hyper today, couldja tell? im so hypa! nifty! review or flame,. but please dont kill me. ok thanks ya!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2001
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Pushover reviews
since when could poetry be summerised?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/22/2005
Where theres a will, theres a way reviews
a poem that poured out of me
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/15/2005
Earning Wings reviews
Tilly is a fairy that has no wings, no fairys do... at least the ones who dont seek for them. theres limited ways to earn them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
Ahh, hyper, and llamas, what next! reviews
HYPER! LLAMA! SWEAT TARTS! HYPER!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004