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Joined 04-27-04, id: 410400, Profile Updated: 11-26-08
Author has written 42 stories for Humor, General, Fantasy, Song, Friendship, Play, General, Romance, Young Adult, Supernatural, Life, and Love.

I still refuse to get myself an Avatar. I liked the old FictionPress better, without all this C2 and Forum and Avatar mumbojumbo. In my day, you had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to post your stories on the interwebs. It build character, dang nabbit.

Yes, okay, hi. I'm Maia, an (adjective) (age) (gender) from (place).

I like writing.

I like reviews. A lot. Please leave me one?

I like feedback and consructive criticism. (See above.)

I dislike stupid people. So don't be one.

That's about it. Enjoy the stories! And I ask you not to judge me too harshly on the ones from years and years ago, that haven't been edited since. Don't worry, I in no way think that "A Very Special Magic Show" qualifies as great literature. It's just that I like to keep an archive of things, and it's amusing to see the kind of stuff that my sixth grade self wrote. Reviews brighten my day--and all you need to do is leave me a sentence or two, it doesn't have to be any meticulously crafted five-page analysis of my story. If you review me, I'll do my best (though I can't promise anything) to read & review something of yours.

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Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
a work of art by multiples of six reviews
A brief moment with a stranger on an elevator.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
the frat boy by multiples of six reviews
It's as if he doesn't remember me at all.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Confused Musings of a Girl Who Gets Shrek by fairies and snapple reviews
The roller coaster ride that is long hair, one night stands, bubblegum and so much more. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Defying Standards by Shalli reviews
Poem I wrote for English about belonging to a community. It's pretty obvious what community I'm talking about. First poem I didn't hate with all my heart, and concrit is loved. Rating for safety.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Chooser of the Slain by Raptora reviews
A group of modern day teens are called into a realm of old, where they battle tyrant kings, betrayal, and their own destiny.This is COTS reborn, technically, but the original is still posted. And as always...be brutal!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006
Everything Can Change by bex17 reviews
Fay Nielson is an angry femenist, that just happens to play football. So when she tries out for the team, will good or bad things happen? Will the star quarterback, her sworn enemy, change her? Warning: VERY CLICHED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,523 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006
More Than You See, More Than Enough by Troubled Flux reviews
There's a new guy at school,and Laura instantly classifies him as one of the Drifters.But Red,as he perfers to be called,isn't completely lifeless,and she becomes determined to bring out the real him.But there's more to Red than even he knows.R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006
Fire Eye Academy by FlamingDoritos reviews
What happens when you throw together a sneezing demon, a vampire with allergies, an out of control pyro, a psychic, an elf, a mindcontroller, someone who can invert gravity, and a plot to overthrow the human race? Not a normal school year, that's what...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Who Would YOU Say I am? by Lirem reviews
ramblings trying to find one moment to define me. one memory which could tell everyone all about who I am ... R&R please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2006
Being Ignored by bex17 reviews
After Caddie see's the cello through the shop window she knows she must have it. But when her parents are murdered by her older brother will she ever get anything she wants?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,981 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Walking into walls by yuaypsaieunxpiasu reviews
Funny little poem about a girl who walks into walls. V strange! Read and review!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006
The Travels of Kaitlyn by multiples of six reviews
A girl goes to extraordinary measures to communicate with her recently deceased grandmother. FF.. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
The Legend of the Lenarean Necklaces by naughty little munchkin reviews
The time for the fulfilling of the prophecy has come at last. When Kaly is abruptly woken to the truth, she must learn to deal with the dangers and adventures of great might and magic that entail. But time is running out, for a deadly enemy pursues her...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,056 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 12/10/2002
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Out of My Mind, Back in Ten Minutes reviews
Out of My Mind, Back in Ten Minutes: A Collection of Musings on Various Types of Insanity poetry compilation
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Rock
In a dark, cool cave where the only sound is the dripping of mineral-filled water and the occasional scrabbling of a small creature, an unremarkable rock sits and wonders about life--as much as it's possible for a rock to wonder about life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Published: 12/12/2009
Sting reviews
Long sleeves mean she has something to hide. But that's okay--I guess that makes two of us. Femslash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Adagio for Strings reviews
Day after day, I watched her from across the quad. Always, she carried her violin with her.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
I Am the Soldier
I am a solder. When I left, part of me thought I would cease to be one, but I was wrong. I am a soldier. This is my story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Plights of Technical Theater reviews
Full title: The Wheel of Love Continues to Turn, OR, the Plights of Technical Theater. Does anyone really know what goes on in that little red-lit box in the sky? Well, you're about to find out.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Scene at a Kitchen Table reviews
In a quiet suburban house, with the shards of broken glass just cleaned off the floor, windowpanes just replaced, the jagged tears in the couch just resewn, a man sits at a kitchen table, a flimsy piece of paper from Mercy Clinic clutched in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Natalia and Skye reviews
A title-less, cute little scene plucked from an old project. Scene between two girls, set in Purgatory.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
identity mad reviews
Poetry unit. Concrit hugely appreciated, as always. The title is a Grace Kelly reference, but a relevant one, not a gratuitous one, I promise, and the lowercase is intentional too, so don't let it turn you off.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Anger reviews
Poetry unit poetry. Halfway decent, possibly... so, concrit!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Parenthesis reviews
Sestina for poetry unit on the love, and the statements in parentheses that accompany it. Well, not actually, but come on, how're you supposed to summarize poetry? The point is, I'd absolutely love feedback on this, so review please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Unpoem reviews
Poetry unit once again. Wanted to be different, and I'm not really a poet, so I wrote an unpoem. Feedback is a wonderful thing, people!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
On Our World reviews
A sonnet, again for poetry unit. As the title states: on our world. Needs some polishing. Feedback please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Bastardization of the Villanelle reviews
A villanelle from my poetry unit. The form poetry of someone who doesn't write poetry and hates forms. But still, concrit is muchly appreciated!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
On Madness and Art reviews
The line between insanity and artistry is very fine and seldom visible. One miserably rainy night, a mostly mad artist meets a genuinely mad woman. But not necessarily. I acknowledge that this summary is CRAP.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
A Very Long Trip reviews
A fun, tiny little piece about a profoundly crappy car ride.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Fuck Everything Up reviews
Kara Hudson is pissed at her mom, but her friend Jem shows up and takes Kara up to the roof something completely unexpected... fluffy femslash, reviews please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
The Champion reviews
Alyssa and Tara happen to be witches who have been hiding their power from each other. When they discover each other, they learn that they are both players in a prophecy. And with a war raging around them, can they protect their friend Hope, and the world
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
We Are the Artsy Ones reviews
An insight into the lives, conversations, hobbies, and sleep deprivation of three very artsy friends. A.k.a., the somewhat copout shorty story I wrote for English class and posted for kicks. But read it anyway!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
She Loves Me? reviews
At an amazing place with an amazing girl. And she says she loves me?Bad title and summary, forgive me. A bit of slashy fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Closeted reviews
I'm a freak. I'm a total and absolute freak. I have a crush on a guy, and I don't know what I'm going to do. Why can't I be normal? Why can't I just like girls?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
The Enchanted Fencing Mask of D00m! reviews
I doubt you can find a more random play.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Gone reviews
She's gone. And I'm at her funeral, along with Luke, who I haven't seen in years. And I'm... coping? Well, you couldn't really call it that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Popular reviews
Cassie and Juliet's best friend is becoming popular, and drifting away. Yes, horrible summary, but please read, it won't take long, and review.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
So It Comes Down to This reviews
Figuring something out...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Snowstorm reviews
Cassie finally realizes what she's been feeling towards her friend, Steph.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
On Sea and Sky reviews
My descriptive musings from when I was on the beach this summer in CA. Reviews, please!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Pocket Memories reviews
Don't know how to sum. it... my ramblings in poetry form after a school dance, wondering about memories.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/4/2006
What's in a Poem? reviews
Why do people think anything they throw down on paper is a poem? (Taking title suggestions)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006
Coming Out: A Monologue reviews
Monologue: A girl comes out to her best friend.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006
OMG WTF FLYING PIRATE! reviews
The real title of this story is far to long to fit in either the title or the summary box. Suffice it to say that it's complete and utter randomness. Full title and disclaimer inside. No sides of bacon were harmed in the writing of this story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006
The Best Joke In the World reviews
The epic journey of a cheerio... Best joke in the world.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
Let Me Help You reviews
What do you do when your friend is suffering and you can't help?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006
Be Yourself or, The Story of Bob the Datum reviews
The inspiring tale of Bob the Datum, who wanted to be someone else but realized that you can only be yourself. Yeah, based off all the kids movies in the universe, lol. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
It's Never Dark in New York City reviews
My ramblings in my notebook when I was outside; rant about society. - curse my summary-issues... R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006
Trust Falls reviews
Erin doesn't trust easily; can she when she really needs to? - bad summary... Short story that may turn into an ongoing story, mostly character work. Please R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006
Meaning reviews
Looking out over a beatiful lake at Bear Mountain, four friends /get/ it. Yeash, this summary sucks... taking suggestions! R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006
The Center for Distressed Youth reviews
Kari Silvers is shipped off to a special-casese orphanage because she sees things, and is convinced that she's crazy. Then, she meets the others, four people that have cases like hers... and slowly, they realize that they aren't crazy at all... PLEASE R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Waitin' for the L train reviews
The newer version of Leavin' on a Jet Plane; if you live on 14th street, you know what I'm talking about.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
Untitled dot Doc reviews
Jessie, a young writer who is convinced that she has no talent, is chosen as the next user of the iMage, a technological miracle. Straaaaaange things happen when you're working with an iMage...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Magic Show reviews
A very special magic show... (Yes, I'm bad at summaries. Yes, the actual story is better.)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Adventures of Eggyman! reviews
A completely crazy spoof of a ton of comics. Yes, okay, first thing I posted on here. Not all that great, and I'm wayyyy too lazy to revamp it and make it... you know, good. But hopefully it's bit amusing. So... readify?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete