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Joined 04-29-04, id: 410671
Author has written 53 stories for Fantasy, General, Nature, Humor, General, Life, Love, Romance, and Humor.

Okay, so after an extremely long hiatus, I'm back. Perhaps for a few days, perhaps a few months, maybe even a few years (don't count on it), but the fact remains that I am back, and hopefully a little better than when you last read me. So come in, sit down, read, and write me some reviews, or I shall be forced to crawl back into my habitual state of laziness and go on yet another hiatus.

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Sex: Female

Age: 16

Location: New England (Go Red Sox and Patriots!)

Favorite Book, Movie, and Soundtrack(currently): The Phantom of the Opera

In My CD Player: Anna Nalick's "Wreck of the Day"

Favorite Quotes(today):

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I always wanted to be someone, now I realize I should have been a bit more specific...

Lily Tomlin

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.

W.H. Auden

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.

John Ciardi

A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman.

Wallace Stevens

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmboy!

Jack Handy

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Insecurities reviews
"What torments my daytimes and nightmares my nights..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
Angel Turning Devil reviews
"A normal rock 'n' roll, punk ass, McDonald's employee..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006
Confessions of a Teenage Psychopath reviews
"My apologies if I fail to meet your Lindsey Lohan fake-ass wanna-be pink-wearing statement-stealing puppy-hating Real-World watching standards…"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006
The Insanity of it All reviews
"The policy of my unpolitically correct diplomacy..."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005
Lately
"Maybe, just maybe...we're the only ones who've got it right.."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 12/28/2005
When In Rome reviews
"When in Rome: unpack your suitcase, and order room service..."
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2005
Over You reviews
Because love is so overated these days, we're "cool" like that Gwen Stefani song...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005
Lie to Me reviews
"Tangle my hair with your searching fingers, twist me into the tangled web of your lies..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Caramel Flavored Coffee reviews
"Angelic musings of a child's mind... Captured."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005
Childhood Lost reviews
"Ancient crayons lie broken in the dust..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005
No More Dreams of Paris reviews
"Because marriage wasn't meant to be for women or for men..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/9/2005
Not Falling reviews
I'm not falling for him... yet. This is the first chapter, should I continue?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005
I reviews
A delightfully slow... seduction.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005
Turn Back reviews
"A day we tried to hide, from the fork in the road..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005
A Night Sleep Will Not Visit reviews
"It's night, And you're here, And in that moment I know that sleep will never come,"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/21/2005
The Game reviews
I'm a game to win...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005
The Birth of Love and Blood reviews
"Hearts beating, red pulsing, Nectar of the gods, Revenge poured out upon the streets, A symbol of true love."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005
Better Than Me reviews
"And it is then, and only then, That you are better than me,"
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005
Lustful Links reviews
Love, so pure and innocent... or is it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Sophisticated Lady of Summer reviews
Just a fun story about three college girls spending the summer in Malibu.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Yours reviews
I'm feeling a little overloaded with angst at the moment, so I decided to just close my eyes and type. This is the result...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005
They're Usually Watching Me reviews
Not very well written, but I felt it when I wrote it. It's about a certain realization that took place last night: I'm falling in love with one of my best friends.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
Of Blood and Roses reviews
Unspeakable secrets and the red blood of roses...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005
I'll Always Have Your Name reviews
Thoughtless actions... branded on our lives.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005
Ever Enough? reviews
"And I fear the day, when using faceless men (and sometimes women), won't be enough to lift me,"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2005
Barney Lied reviews
A short coming of age story where a young girl realizes that the ideals of her childhood won't always be true.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2005
Someday We'll Be Friends reviews
Are first loves ever really over?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
Wasted Paper reviews
A short story that is both humorous and angsty at the same time.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
Drowning reviews
Damp, sticky, messy...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005
I Don't Believe In Fairy Tales reviews
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005
I Hate To Lose Any Pieces reviews
A tiny piece of the corner of my Claude Monet painting flutters to the floor...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005
An Example of Lying reviews
Not my best work, written in a fit of angst.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/1/2005
11:26 reviews
Sometimes it isn't meant to be...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005
Today Was A Bad Day reviews
A story all teenagers can relate to, about how the most horrible day can become a great one, and vice-versa.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005
Something Real reviews
What happens when a "friends with benefits" relationship becomes "something real?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005
Writer's Block reviews
A lovely little poem about the joys of writer's block.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005
A Princess in Disguise reviews
My first attempt at writing a romance. Constructive criticism is appreciated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
The Sleeping Beauty reviews
A new twist on an old story. My first attempt at a humorous writing. Please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004
One Heart reviews
An unusual piece for me... it rhymes and it's a romance. The world is coming to an end.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004
Tomorrow reviews
Inspired by the quote: "Today will be yesterday tomorrow." said by E.C. McKenzie.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2004
Sunshine and Shadows reviews
Everything in life eventually comes full circle...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004
Searching for White Lines reviews
In love and hate there are sometimes no distinctions.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2004
A Broken Life reviews
A poem about a girl who's life and heart are broken.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2004
Scarlet reviews
A poem about the effects of racism.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Mask reviews
A poem about the masks we all wear in life, some of us more than others...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/4/2004
The Passionless reviews
Some people have a passion for life while others...don't.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004
Just A Doll reviews
You see them all the time, but they're just dolls right?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
Simple Simplicity reviews
I just wrote this while sitting in my living room at my laptop surrounded by my pets. Everything here is the truth! PLEASE REVIEW! Extremely short.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004
Dreams reviews
It's just a dream...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2004
Mud reviews
Don't be thrown off by the title, it's another one of my "interesting" poems. PLEASE REVIEW! If you have time after reviewing this one please review my other three poems especially Unknown Fear! Thanks for your time.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
Unknown Fear reviews
A comparison to all the little unknown fears we all deal with (or don't deal with) daily.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004
Death reviews
A little morbid, but interesting I think. Please write a review! It only takes two seconds!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004
In the Forefront reviews
My first posted poem! Any and all criticism is greatly appreciated!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2004