So, you want to know about me, eh? lol...Where to begin...-_-;; WARNING: This company is not liable for any broken bones, diseases, infections, or complexes you may recieve from reading this fanfiction bio. Insanity ensues. Read at your own risk.

Name: Kate...Captain Kate...Bitchcake...whichever, you pick.
Gender: Proud owner of a vagina _ My friend and I once had a long conversation about what we would do if we had a penis. The resulting answers were draw a face on it, and put Barbie clothes on it. Unsettling, yes?
Age: 16
Location: New York.

ME LIKEH:D
Faeries. David Delamare, Amy Brown, and Jessica Galbreth are so great...le sigh. I draw them all the time, all over everything. I, in fact, got bored and drew one on my jeans. Yay. Proof in my deviantart gallery, if you care to check it out.: http:///

Bands: Velvet Revolver. Went to my second VR concert last night (5/14/05), needless to say it was the greatest fuckin night of my life. m/ AFI, Slipknot, Adema, HIM, Muse, Carlos Santana, Seal, Seether, Shinedown, Chevelle, Papa Roach, Guns n Roses, Crossfade, Killswitch Engage, Coldplay, Gwen Stefani (she's fuckin cool O.o), The Rasmus, Earshot ...and many, many more. .

Movies: Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Behind Enemy Lines, Zoolander, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Super Troopers, Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR, Sleepy Hollow

Show: Jackass,(Party Boy, aka, Mr Chris Pontius, should have his own religion in which he is the party god.) Viva la Bam...I dunno, dude...I don't watch that much t-v. I'm usually drawing or sleeping. lol.

Books/Plays: LOTR series, The Jungle, Harry Potter (Harrys a douche. I hope he bursts into flames, falls into a steamy lake of butter and gets eaten alive by rock lobsters. BWAHAH. Bitches...Draco freakin' rules.), After the First Death, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Comedy of Errors, Othello, L.A Banks Vampire Huntress Series

Random Thoughts...:

Wanna see me nnnnekkid?The Kate gets random highs and lows, so her writing is absolutely insane in range...
My friend and I decorated a fork one time and named it Jeff. Then praised it, and dropped it from the 4th floor at the mall.
During this same day, we also decorate rocks to read "Jesus, the Virgin Mary, God" you know...that old chestnut.
My plan to overtake the universe is to create a huge velcro strip, and then repeatedly rip the pieces from each other creating a terribly loud noise that will eventually drive everyone to utter insanity, and I shall then rule you all. ALL. twitch
Sports are satan. Though I did winter track once, I ended up leaving for the bettering of my sanity. Sports are satan, anyhow.
I'm a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean was the greatest movie ever crafted by man.
I'm a rennaissance fanatic. I would do anything for one of those dresses...big shiny eyes
I hate anime. I also hate manga, and if you dare to ask me"WHYYY?OH EHM GEE, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE JAKLFHSLSUKI HUKI or whatever the fuck they are. I don't CARE, all that shit looks the same to me--like crap. Thats the end of it, I don't care if you don't agree lol. I really. Really dont...
Bad boys are sexy.
I loathe slutty prissy bitches with a fiery deep flowing passion. If you were very short skirts, pants that have ANYTHING written on the ass, ANYTHING that says "juicy" on it, or are a fake blonde because you think its "cute!"... I absolutely HATE you. .
I hate having food poisoning. -_-;; I've had it twice...
Okay, it's getting crowded in here, everyone out. Not you, Kate...stares at you WOW, this is uncomfortable...

If you feel like laughing...(And it's not just clicking on one of my fanfics, which will probably be so awful that you'll just laugh at me. wo0t!) check out any of these GREAT sites ESPECIALLY the harry potter ones...do it.: http:///sbemail58.html
http:///sbemail92.html
http:///sbemail84.html
http:///Potter.swf
http:///trouble.html (sequel to the one above)

Yeah, again. Feel free to take a gander at my shitty art, too. lol: http:///

Live long and proser, muthafuckahs. XP *giggle*

kate