The Great Charlatan
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Joined 05-10-04, id: 412549
Author has written 27 stories for Love, Humor, General, Life, Romance, and Spiritual.
A student of too many schools, and a name with too many lies associated with it. I am pretty much using this site as interum storage and for universal access. Drop a note if you have some sweet words. And put something down if you think I am a crackpot. I can use a laugh...

I am one of the few poets who write to entertain...
That is what makes me different...
I create art because art makes change.
Might as well make it interesting in the interum.
Good health, Drop me a line if you have the time.

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The Most Important Thing by ska-and-poetry reviews
The number one thing we must do this year...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
Persephone's Waiting Room by Charlatan reviews
A modern myth that is all too real
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2003
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A Man's Letter To Himself reviews
Sometimes you just need someone to bounce it off of...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005
Bulletproof reviews
They died, I live, put up an RIP. They wish they were bulletproof just like me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005
Withdrawal
(MA) Imagine being mind raped...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Published: 5/3/2005
I could reviews
What you can do with all your words.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2005
Self Inflicted reviews
I'm glad you're happy, but let it be known reguardless of then it's my fault I'm alone
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004
Resting The Writers
Times didn't last, but they were fun
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 11/2/2004
The Ballad Of Billy BIz The Stick Up Kid reviews
This is the ballad of Billy Biz, Who took stuff that wasn't his
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Goth Kids reviews
A little poking fun at the culture...This may offend you...But I hope only mortally.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
Ode To Old Spice reviews
"I don’t care where you are...But I can smell where you've been"
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2004
I Deal In Dreams, So Don't Die Tomorrow reviews
Understand that hell is not full yet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2004
Slang 101 reviews
Verbose Vocational Education in Ebonics
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
My Love Letter, Undelivered reviews
This is a letter that I have written but has no destination...No recipiant.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004
Liebrary reviews
I have written a lot about lying...Am I lying now?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2004
No Hard Feelings
Two part poem, a call and a response...But of course, I wrote it, so it is different.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Published: 6/21/2004
GRAF reviews
The sport of aersosol sinners
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Truth Sucks reviews
You know...Yeah...If you offend easily, don't read this...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Media Monster reviews
Yeah I could pick up literature, cept the books are broken.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
Flipside: Everything You Want to Hear reviews
"I love you, because you still believe that"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
I Lie And Yet You Love Me reviews
I am a cynic, live with this fact...But this puts out all the cards.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
Stay or Leave
Nothing particularly interesting...Just needed a place to keep it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 5/11/2004
Joys of the Message Board
Eh...I got real bored.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 5/11/2004
Blithering Bum's Backwards Booze: A Sonnet reviews
Self explanitory...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2004
Excess
A salute to all that I abuse
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 5/11/2004
Cheers To Words reviews
A toast to that we all do use, and what many of us still abuse
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2004
Any Idiot Can Make a Pissed Off Poem reviews
You all have made them, and I make fun of them.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
Love Flies Free reviews
A pantoum with a trick ending.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/11/2004
Love Letter reviews
Everyone has made one of these...Just maybe not on paper...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004