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Joined 05-12-04, id: 413010
Author has written 5 stories for General, Romance, and Friendship.

Jane

15 years old.

Hello. o.o
Okay. This is a rather monosyllabic greeting...but it's just me! I love writing and reading, especially works of fiction, so there you go! I'm here on this site. :)

Writing: I span writing poetry and prose. I'm new at poetry..so er...not very skilled at that. Not that I'm good at prose! But just more comfortable at that.

Reading: I like reading all kinds of stories...but less of those fluffy books like 'buffy the vampire slayer' or 'sweet valley high'. Ursula LeGuin is da best author ever! Read her earthsea stories :D

Reading poetry: I admire poetry that really tugs at your heartstrings. As if you could actually feel what the speaker is trying to say. Or those with a twist at the end, just like short stories. If I could write just like that... (Wonders :P)

Reading prose: Yes, i equally like prose too! Esp. those with humour, imagery, and a tinge of sad reality. I really want to be drawn into a story...that's the best part about reading, I think.

Reviewing: I live by the motto, "You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours". It's always nice to return a review, isn't it?

I try my best to give constructive criticism...though I have little experience with that. Poetry reviewing is hard... >_>

Reviewing my works : I would like constructive criticism please! Insults/loathes/pettiness/invections are not. very. welcomed . =_=.

Okay! Guess that's the part about FP.

My Pets: I have a really sad history about pets. Especially hamsters. I reared chickens, a puppy, fishes, mice, and hamsters before...but they all came to a very regretful end.

What happened to my chickens: I can't remember much of it, but my older sisters told me the gist of it.

We bought chicks, As you know, they are so adoringly cute!! and boy, they grew up fast.

So. When children grow into adults, chicks grow into chickens. And one fine day, my mum came along and calmly decided to slaughter them and cooked them into curry.

Pity no one ate. We went on a strike around the dinner table. And so - that was the end of our chickens.

What happened to our hamsters: The stray cats got to them. Theyalways end up eaten by cats. I don't know why. They were perfectly safe in our big fish tank...

Likes: Bowling, writing, reading, laughing, playing, watching good movies,friends, my family, my school, myself...o.O, and um lots lots more...ooh yeah! fp :D

Dislikes: Copy-cats, irritating people, bittergourd, sea cucumber, not-doing-anything-but-think-they-are people, and and ummm other nitty-gritty things.

Myself: Suffers from bluritism, tall, black hair, black eyes.

I seriously don't know what more to put. I'll probably get ideas when i look at other bios...:) But for now, that's it! And thanks for reading through!
p.s. Care to read and review through my work? Grinz :D

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Coincidental by XInSaNeXBlOoDyXPrInCeSs reviews
During a violent thunderstorm, Brooke finds that her husband from the future has been transported to her world accidentally. She is shocked, but she is even more shocked when she finds out that he is also her...brother!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,368 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Long Time Coming formerly Living With Cameron by Jueee reviews
COMPLETE with redone first chapter. Anyway, about two people whose lives gradually intertwine while under the same roof, whose improbable friendship grows into something more, something incredible...It's sorta my baby, hope you like it. r&r!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,001 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Complete
Whisper of War by satinsmoke reviews
There's only one rule in war: never fall in love with the enemy. And if you break it, you're faced with one terrible choice: do you choose the man you love, or the nation who calls you Princess?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 5/30/2005
Boredom and Boys by Elraralia reviews
What happens when guys enter an all girls' school? Mayhem and chaos and lots of embarrassment!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
The Clock Tower by Arzachel reviews
A girl sits alone on top of a building, waiting for someone...(One shot.) Read and review, please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
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SwitchaSoul reviews
One dark stormy night, Joshua and Julie get struck by lightning and awake the next morning to find themselves in…each other's bodies? The problem is…how do they switch back?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006
I wish to write reviews
Something which i think makes a lot of sense.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006
Drifting Apart reviews
Something i never got to tell a close friend of mine. - I'm sorry.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006
Unexpectations reviews
A tomboy falls for one of her mosthated guy friends, and gives herself a makeover to make HIM fall for HER in an idol competition! But will her efforts be worth it? Please read and review! COMPLETE [edited]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,466 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Our Poor Bottoms reviews
A poem dedicated to our poor bottoms/asses/buttocks...etc, for all their hard work, but yet no reward. :(
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6/13/2004