PenMage62442
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Joined 05-15-04, id: 413393
Author has written 1 story for Fantasy.

Hello and welcome to my profile!

Here're a few tidbits about me... I believe it helps readers connect to me and my writing (or not). If it does, great. But you can just read it for fun if you want to... yep, that's right, it'll be fun!

Sun Sign: Aquarius

Favorite Colors: Purple and any Blue-Greens

Favorite Music: AKFG, L'arc En Ciel, some other J-rock/ J-pop, and a very tiny bit of Indian Carnatic music, Hindi songs, and stuff from movies and soundtracks too! I also like some American pop/other categories like umm... Smash Mouth, All American Rejects, Justin Timberlake, and... there's a lot more obscure stuff but they don't really fall under any major categories.

Favorite Shows: Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Mind Your Language, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Drake & Josh, Tom & Jerry, I Love Lucy (yes I do), Three Stooges, The Dick van Dyke Show, and Death Note.

Fav. Movies: All the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings films (yeah, you might be thinking, "typical") Miyazaki Films, Liar Liar (Jim Carrey), Bruce Almighty, Fun with Dick and Jane, Shrek 1&2, Mulan, Aladdin, and Pirates of the Caribbean (both of 'em), along with, The Road to El Dorado, The Iron Giant, and Anastasia (animated films... I have a thing for those, the good ones, that is.)

Hobbies: Obviously, I like to write. Usually, if I have free time (which some people might say I have too much of), I draw, read, play videogames, browse the web like a zombie, listen to music, or hang out with my friends and family!

Did I ever tell you, though, that one of my favorite activities is checking for reviews every 5 minutes after I post a story? (Not exactly) But please help me make this activity a worthwhile pursuit.

That's all there is to me! I'm a bit crazy. But that's okay... Moving on.

Review Policies:

1.) Don't flame me, please. If you really do hate what I write, please tell me WHAT exactly you hate about it. (i.e. it sucks @55! OMG, it is so cheesy! You call this writing?)

2.) Tell me everything. I appreciate compliments, but would also like feedback (i.e. Maybe you should lighten up on description and focus on a more engaging dialogue; it might help speed the sluggish pace of the story. Too woryd, try to be more concise...)

Seriously, though, I like getting compliments (as long as their totally honest).

3.) As much as I like to be grammatically correct, I am only so efficient at editing and Word doesn't pick up one everything. So, please, try not to fill your reviews pointing out mechanical errors. I can fix those on my own when I'm revising the stuff I upload.

Thanks!

Wanna read my stories now?

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In Your Dreams by AllegedHuman reviews
Bards, Minstrels, Mercenaries, Drunken Chickens and MORE! Try it for a couple of chapters: Drunken Chickens Ch 2 and Chain MarriageMurder Ch 3. Hopefully you find it amusing. WARNING: Sarcasm, innuendo and sappiness. Thanks for reading and enjoy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Caffeine Dependence by Forbidden Secrets reviews
It only takes one week to change your life... and love. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Dinner and Five by Forbidden Secrets reviews
Her life is perfect and her husband loves her. She knows it she knows it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Bastions by MyNameIsMad reviews
A mage who erases people's memories, a soldier whose memory he erased, a lazy woman who needs a husband, a man's best friend, a mysterious shopkeeper, a nasty, aggressive princess, a vain healer, and an insane assassin. Yep. It's Bastions!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,645 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006
Jack by Not Bob reviews
A story about a young college prof. and author that can see people's pasts, and has been writing about Jack, who is a man that has done just about everything the fairytales say he has, and the adventures the two of them have, wow I suck at summaries
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
when languages throw you out by Not Bob reviews
This came about when I was trying to finish something, can't remember what, for the same english teacher as in Specifically Unspecific, and it was really late at night
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Laureola by Vaidia reviews
Ten years ago humans first attempted fusing magic and technology together causing the destruction of one of their cities and the exile of all magic users. Now, a mysterious girl appears setting off a chain of events that changes the world forever.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006
Stormclouds by Inkhand reviews
The first in a trio of short stories. Each will tell its own tale, but you won't get the whole story until you read all three...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005
The Trials of Myrna reviews
Myrna Suryan needs inspiration to write and illustrate a story. When she and her family move to a new house, she finds more than a story idea when she befriends a teenaged boy with lycanthropy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006