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Joined 05-17-04, id: 413778, Profile Updated: 07-13-08
Author has written 8 stories for Song, General, Life, Friendship, Love, and Haiku.

About Me

Name: silent-distress

Purpose: To share with everyone my love of writing poems. And hopefully improve my skills.

Hobbies: Collecting money trees. Or just money.

Currently Hating: Summer. I actually liked school, you know.

Music: Daishi Dance, Clazziquai, Jaded Lady, NSYNC, Gumx, Hansons, Violent Onsen Geisha, NKOTB

Progress: Back after feeling lost for a few years.

Quote of the Year
"Do you speak loud because you can, or because you think people can't hear you?"

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
-fin- The mostly lighthearted story of Rafael Montgomery, who has been accidentally enrolled into a girl's boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Illusoire by Kendal reviews
Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETEish *NEW Ch 37!*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,793 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Exercises in Style by Lee Harvey Kennedy reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Damned Man by cynicaldays reviews
How do you feel?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Deena reviews
What if you want to spend your entire life living in grief? What if you never want to move on and know happiness again? What if the one person claiming to love you is the one with ties to your brother's killer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,519 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002
Alex Chen Goes To Lane Academy by bfmusashi reviews
A story about the trials and tribulations of one eighteen-year-old Asian nerd in the wonderful world we call college. UPDATED with Chapter 17! Rated M for foul language and other fun college stuff.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,748 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
Being Normal is So Overrated by Anita Life reviews
A summer alone w/ her Dad,away from all her friends & her drumset.. Its unbearable for Hayley. To make matters worse, her neighbors are Republicans, however their son is DEFINITELY gonna make her summer more interesting. [older version of In This Diary]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Night's Symphony by twilightwriter07 reviews
Here's a collection of haiku based on the night ranging from various themes: space, nature, life, and city life. Here's the final haiku: "Journey's End..."
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Airless by Antigone1 reviews
Mike Cullen is dealing with drugs, brothers, anorexia, custody and abuse, but not his real enemy: himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,750 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
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A Nine Year Old Girl
It's a girl. And she's crying. Introspective
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Flying reviews
It's a mindless jumble of words that came to me while doing homework. Math does that to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Midsummer Daydreams reviews
Midsummer daydreaming really did the trick. A favourites collection of my haiku poems.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004
From Spring to Winter reviews
The last four lines may shock you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004
I Need Anger Management reviews
I need anger management. I really do. Believe me. Or make me mad. Actually, I already am.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
The Wavering Lines of the Horizon
A poem leaning slightly more to the friendship side than the tragedic side. When reading this poem, imagine yourself standing on a cliff, with the ocean surrounding you. [You can spare 30 seconds for this poem can't you]
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 6/19/2004
Perfect Poet reviews
"I'm not the perfect poet, but a poet no less in heart and soul. That is truly what counts."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2004
Hidden From Your View reviews
The last bitter thoughts of a dying girl. - [A short song/poem]
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004