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Joined 05-20-04, id: 414255
Author has written 22 stories for Love, Life, General, Humor, Romance, Nature, General, and Spiritual.

A girl, not half as emo as her poetry makes her out to be. 19 for another year. Would just die if she could actually write good humour. But that's a lost cause.

Music:

I'll listen to anything really, except for R&B and hip hop, I'm not too sure about the difference between the two, but i don't like them either way, well I make an exception for Run DMC. Otherwise am fine with anything, even country (gasps and horrors you say?)

Books:
I really will read anything with a good plot and some semblance of humour. Even black humour. Read “Vile bodies” by Evelyn Waugh and loved every bit. Favourite quote from the book:

“Wars don’t start nowdays because people want them. We long for peace, and fill our newspapers with conferences about disarmament and arbitration, but there is a radical instability in our whole world-order, and soon we shall all be walking into the jaws of destruction again, protesting our pacific intentions.”

I have to say though..nothing beats Roald Dahl. He was the best when I was a child…he’s the best now. I like to collect comic strips, not books mind you, but comic strips from the newspaper. The collection is building nicely. I even like collecting quotes...sadly thats not doing as well as the comics.

I also detest ants.

I have a sister who thinks she suffers from middle-child syndrom...that's nonsense. It is I who suffers from "you are the eldest...you have to set a good example" syndrom. Incidently she is known as calybeon fp.

Am fanatical about Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes.

Well yeah…that would have to be about it for now I think.

My Work:
Have started to write a parody, Oh Merry Men, as of now I have an extremely vague plot line (by which I mean I have mentally jotted down two lines of what I think might happen), so it's a we'll-see-how-it-goes kinda thing (EDIT: it died. Am quite sad. The humour lasted only until chapter 3, and thats me being nice to me).

A lot of people say my poems are sort of depressing, and I guess looking at them, they are. But im not generally a depressing person. But either way, do review and let me know your thoughts!

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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by CheDe reviews
In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2002
The Famed and the Fallen by hopeless romantic2aT reviews
Losing control,hyperventilating.The tears didn't stop until I shut my eyes,pressed my palms into them.They were anger,fear,shame,love.Love that I couldn't act on."Why are you doing that?"His voice sounded broken.I didn't want it.I couldn't handle it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 234,873 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2004
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
The Die Is Cast by Calcifersgrl reviews
With a motto like 'Quod Desidero Obtineo,' Lord Harry Winborne always got what he wanted. But winning a Miss Cassandra Colney in Hazard, a game of chance where the stakes were high and the consequences were even higher, was MUCH more than he bargained for
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,512 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/7/2004
Royal Trepidations by AngelofArtemis reviews
It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,156 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2003
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Misfortunes by mariedel reviews
The all girls’ school Minerva goes to has been reduced to ash and she’s forced to attend the local high school. It’s funny how one’s life can change dramatically when the opposite sex comes into the picture. [Update! Chap 20!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 2/27/2003
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Dear Leaf by perdita's kiss reviews
"Leaf," she whispers. "Leaf, what's wrong" Leaf says nothing and turns a way in a flourish of green and gold and rustles and crackly dry autumn murmurs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
Daddy's Little Girl by L. Sherman reviews
Inspired by a chat I had with a friend this afternoon. Even though things change with the coming of age, you're still my daddy, and I'm still your little girl.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006
The Strength of Eternity by My Works 87 reviews
They were best friends as kids. But time brought realities that tore them apart. Now he's a school player and she's the girl no one notices. Perhaps fate means to reunite them. Chapter 17 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/15/2003
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
The Phoenix Arrow by Kimra reviews
The Phoenix Arrow gives luck where it will, and always, has remained loyal to her. But the arrow grants its own kind of luck, and not even Kalika comprehends what it's giving her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 2/10/2002
The Spider's Web by Mistress of Matches reviews
Sydney, a girl with a history of family problems and an attitude to match, finds herself as the object of a dangerous boy’s obsession when she is held hostage in a virtual reality game. [ Chapter 18 up! ] R/R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
Liv and Damien by ski1118 reviews
What happens when the only person you suddenly want is the one you've been arguing with since you were six? One school play turns both their worlds upside down and changes everything they thought they knew/felt about each other. Written from both POV's.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003
Tables Turned by babydoll-007 reviews
Maura and Patrick. They've always been best friends. She's always hated to love him. He's always loved to hate her. So what do you do when you realize the one you never knew you wanted...is the only one you'd ever need? Chapter 10 now up!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003
The Enigma of Destiny by foxyangel517 reviews
They met when they were in high school. She was shy and timid. He was outgoing and admired by many. Little did she know, his secret life could change both their lives forever. A story of life, love, and findng trust in someone you THOUGHT you barely knew.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,863 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
Happily Blind by Silent Impulse reviews
"Okay... yes... no... yes... I DON'T KNOW! Leave me alone" Ahem. The elite words of an indecisive sixteen-year-old who's favorite sport is... um... 7-Up. So why on earth just Justin, prize rebel of Mandridge High, fall for this complete ditz?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
I is a Vewy Gud Powit by lebuffle reviews
Downt yew beleive me?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Oh Dear Oh My reviews
oh dear oh dear, the world is a-tumble.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
A tale to be told reviews
An old lady's tale needs to be told.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008
Further In reviews
a short piece.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Of Dreams
Of dreams. Of Imagination. Of life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Little Things, Big Things reviews
You know how people always say it’s the little thing that matter? How it’s the little things that can make or break a relationship? Well I think that’s just all wrong.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
If There Be A Place For Me reviews
it's a place we all have, or at least we search for one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Smile, My Darling reviews
Because society is depraved.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Parts reviews
They're what make us, well us.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Life and such reviews
A poem about how one can go through life. Title is subject to change.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Roses and Words reviews
A word can define your entire life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006
A place of my own reviews
A little place carefully constructed in my head
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006
Oh Merry Men reviews
In the land Somewhere Inbetween, there were two very very brave knights, who were about to embark on their biggest quest yet...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
In Autumn reviews
My hand at an imagery poem on the season of all seasons, Autumn.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2006
Three Words reviews
Just three little words...this isn't what i usually write...so do tell me what you think..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006
Keep the lights on reviews
She says keep the lights on...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006
Wait around reviews
so lets sit and wait
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006
Goodbye reviews
its a little angsty, about the depature of many friends...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2005
That Other World reviews
Grasping onto a world you made, trying to hold on...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/8/2005
Belief reviews
"He knows best you say"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/7/2005
no title reviews
Of when you are alone at night..something i wrote..not very depressing..i have no title..so help me out there please
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/8/2004
Life's Cycle reviews
ah...another poem by me! who would have thought! Those days when life is just a practiced routine...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004
His song reviews
about music and love...this is something i wrote in the middle of the night...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2004