Chakramchucker
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Joined 05-25-04, id: 415257
Author has written 24 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Historical, Family, Action, Nature, Essay, Humor, Love, and General.

Hi, and welcome to my crazy world. I look forward to your honest reviews, bad or good. Enjoy.

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I am a major fantasy/sci fi fan, but I also enjoy writing humorous or
action packed realistic fiction, for which I draw from a few of my own
experiences. Oh and I like art stuff too.

STORIES

"Sheila & Nick" seems to have fallen by the wayside for now. Someday, perhaps... I shall type up the bits and pieces I've scrounged up from old folders and rekindle the flame.

As always, I am continually revising many of these stories, so your input is appreciated even though I do not update often. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far!

OTHER STUFF

I posted my first ever (decent) fanfic on fanfiction.net and it is a Homestar Runner themed adventure. So far it has produced a sequel and the third installment is in slow progress. Take a peek guys...

I apologize in advance for so many incomplete projects but I seem to be doing a billion things at once all the time from video editing, animation, drawing, and RP-ing to graphic design, costuming, writing music, and delivering pizzas. I'm very A.D.D. so... um... oh look, a cricket!

The Quest for the Purple Unicorn by Alteng reviews
A group of adventurers set out to save the local innkeeper and his maid. This story should have enough weirdness to entertain you like a demon named Fluffball, a naughty toymaker elf, adn a hippie bard. Please R&R. ANd I am still updating!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 204,201 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/4/2003
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Francis in Space
Francis finds himself on an alien spaceship and somehow the situation only gets stranger. Now the fate of the world rests with him and his unusual companion the last remnants of human civilization, revived and sent back in time to save us all.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Published: 9/5/2007
Fissure
A take on the decision making process that went weird.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
If You Give A Dragon Directions reviews
If you give a dragon directions, he'll want to hitch a ride with you... but before he does, he'll remember he's hungry and want to pig out on the contents of your fridge. What would you do if you woke up with a lost dragon in your house?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Veil
I whipped this one up... my first ever meddling in this particular subject matter
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 8/28/2005
Supercharged reviews
Three 18 year old guys get zapped by lightning during a computer gaming party and soon discover that they have gained strange powers. Cliche... but fun to write for/about some friends of mine.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
The Ballad of Gretel reviews
My best limerick
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Mr Vye reviews
Limerick about a friend of mine.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2004
Man From Nantucket reviews
Crude Limerick
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2004
Claire reviews
Limerick
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Shades of Purple reviews
What does purple really mean? An analysis of a surprisingly interesting color.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Pimp Your Ride! reviews
Do you tire of picking up pieces of your car off the side of the road? Does your girlfriend refuse to ride in your vehicle because, well, it sucks? Here's a handy guide to pimp your ride without spending money!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
It reviews
Looking back this is kind of mean.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Where's The Invasion? reviews
A fun analysis of why aliens haven't taken advantage of our little blue planet... yet.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Tyrant Lizard King reviews
It is the late cretaceous, and one beast rules all: Tyrannosaurus Rex. Witness the end of the Age of Dinosaurs through his eyes in this descriptive tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
THE ORIGINAL If You Give A Dragon Directions reviews
Original short that inspired my multi-chaptered expansion.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2004
The Adventures of Sheila and Nick reviews
An unfortunate human is transported into another realm and stuck in the body of a dragon. Now he is trying to get back home with the help of Lady Sheila of the house of Laurel, a determined elf on a suicide mission. Chapter one, more coming shortly.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
Stonespeak
If rocks could talk.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 6/1/2004
The Storm of Medora reviews
I face my fears as nature tests my scout troop's integrity.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Bug Ramp
Kids, don't mess with poisonous bugs. They will traumatize you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Published: 5/30/2004
Photo Memory reviews
How I will always remember my little sister.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2004
The Fate of Mr Cooper reviews
In the 1970's, a man named D.B. Cooper leapt from a plane with a suitcase full of $200,000 in stolen cash. No one ever found him. What happened to Cooper? Read and find out.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004
Empyreon reviews
Terra is your average Martian except for one thing; she is disturbed by strange dreams from an ill fated world. Now she must uncover the long lost history of her own world to get rid of them, but doing so doesn't turn out to be easy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2004
Tesh reviews
Jenny's younger sister Jess is always bringing home strange new pets, but this time she's outdone herself! Is it an alien? Or a mutant? R&R... feel free to suggest things for the next chapter!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004
Bubblegum Flouride reviews
Who knew a simple class hygene activity could go so terribly wrong... (based on a real experience - unfortunately)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004