Forkfoot
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Joined 05-26-04, id: 415317
Author has written 17 stories for Action, Biography, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Life, General, Fable, Love, General, and Friendship.

O, lines in the dip

From a Ruffles chip

Concrete interpretation

Of the book of Revelation

I'll bend all the planets

And ruin the stars

And punch an old man in the face

One time when we were nine me and my friend Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe were down at the creek turking over rocks to see what's Underneath. I said: "Did you know that butterflies come from outer space?"

"That's not true," he said. "They come from caterpillars, and those come from the eggs of other butterflies."

"FUCK YOU!!!" I screamed, and threw a big rock at him.

I'm Forkfoot. Sometimes I write stuff.

Unauthorized, Chapter I by Eight Foot Manchild reviews
The first chapter of my second book. It should be finished in 2008.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006
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STFU
Everybody shut up.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Bern'dette
Facts of love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
An Evening of Fun
An evening of fun with the guys.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Clickatweetabumbabum reviews
A girl, her grandfather, the sun, and a clock.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Hammerhead Whales reviews
A poem about hammerhead whales.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Three Moms reviews
Chowlie floats up into outer space on a balloon and goes on an adventure.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
TwentyFour Hours in the Life of King Fifty reviews
King Fifty spends a day with His peen poin Walter dragon and three zombies that he crucified in His play room.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Glorious reviews
A hospice home health aid at work.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Peas and Whiskey
For Bern'dette
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Shepherd Wolf On reviews
I've been wanting to write a story about a shepherd for a long time, so I did. Then I stomped on it.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Babyhead reviews
Babies need to be buried from the neck down until they are strong enough to break free and walk about on their own. This is the story of one such baby, as witnessed by a butterfly.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
I've Seen a Lot of People Die reviews
I've seen a lot of people die...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Remembering Chowlie reviews
The broken body lies in its cell and remembers Chowlie.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Stour Trykk reviews
The Shaytnor, the Dakktorr, and Synister Mystre Spakk do sik out Nue Lyffe, and eke Nue Civilizayciouns! Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The Adventures of Davin Watrous reviews
A tricycline clockumentary.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Jason and Colleen reviews
Once there was a man named Jason and a woman named Colleen. They both lived in a mental health facility.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Complete
Jam Band
I was at the Garaj Mahal concert a few hours ago when I realized that I had all of Wolverine's powers.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
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