El Smurfo
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Joined 05-28-04, id: 415810
Author has written 4 stories for Religion, Love, and Humor.
THINGS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BUT NOT REALLY KNOW:

I am between 1 and 90 years old.
*I am either male or female.
*I have blonde hair that is deep red.
*And brown eyes that twinkle like those of a pelican.
*I enjoy imitating the mating dance of a bewildered badger.
* My only mission in life is to hunt down the Keebler elves. They will pay for the crimes against humanity they have committed.
* My best friend is a Christmas Hob-Goblin.
* And my worst enemies are as follows: Dr. Dre, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Evil, Dr. Fist, Dr. Scholl and Izletoff, the demon lemur who haunts my dreams...
*email at Closetwonka@aol.com

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Ode to Bricklepuss my Kitty reviews
I actually don't own a cat, but if I did, it would be a cat like this. The horror, the horror...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2004
Green Lady reviews
About someone's obsession with the Starbucks logo
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
Monumental Task reviews
I was just wondering about what Jesus was thinking about in Gethsemane when I wrote this.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
I got what I wanted reviews
A poem about a person who saw the light too late...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004