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"if who i am is what i have

And what i have is lost

Then who am i?"

-anonymous

"Fairy tales are more than true

Not because they tell us dragons exist

But because they tell us dragons can be beaten"

-G.K. Chesterton

" I have told you these things so that in me you may have peace.

In this life you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome

the world."

-John 16:33

"Life does not stop for anything.Dont get left behind"

-anonymous

"An unexamined life is a life not worth living"

-Socrates

"It's easy to be who you are when no one knows your name"

-Anonymous

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

S.K.

"Grab your sholvels bitches, it's gonna be a dozy!"

-Ria

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A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,221 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/17/2003
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,378 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/28/2009
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
Fast Cars & Caviar by Vaudeville reviews
The rich and the infamous would do anything to keep their secrets. It's too bad Kadence Morrison is back with a vengence and a Hermès Birkin bag full of dirty little secrets. Now, if she could only get that womanizing jerk off her back. Cue the drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Nightmare with the Neighbour by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
All Lea wanted was to borrow her neighbours' shovel. The last thing she was expecting was to be tied to a chair and blindfolded. What's worse, her captor is a bully, slighty deranged and very good looking...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,073 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009
The Graysbrook Governess by MandyHubbard reviews
ENGLAND 1807 Kathryn Dreyton is sent to be governess to two unruly children. Alexander, Marquess of Graysbrook, intent on his search for a wife, is distracted by the intelligent newcomer. Will he ignore his attraction in favor of marrying a stranger?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/18/2005
Money Well Spent by sarahwj reviews
After continual pressure from her mom, 21 year old Jessica Martin in an act of desperation hires an escort to play her boyfriend on a trip home for Thanksgiving. When she hired Justin Campbell she wasn't expecting a hottie, that made her body sing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,892 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Foxified by Carbon Slash reviews
She has a normal pet just like everyone else. Yeah right, normal. Firstly, it is a fox. Secondly, it can turn into a human at will. What the hell? And aren’t foxes supposed to be cunning?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2005
You say coincidence, I say bad luck by Agent Raindrop reviews
So he's in the middle of robbing me and I'm in the middle of being completely naked. He's hot, I'm... average. He's a criminal, I'm an innocent bystander. Awkward? Hell yes!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,152 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2007
Letters to Spine by nayima reviews
In the cold quiet of a gray December, she found the monster hiding in the back of her closet.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Lady and the Gigolo? by New King on the Block reviews
“What do you do?” I bit my lip, keeping my speech to a minimum. He hesitated, which was funny because normally hot people never hesitated. "I'm an entertainer." Story of an Librarian and a Male Escort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
The Potion for Love by A Kiss in the Dreamhouse reviews
The only way Celia Sherwood and Clifton Couper could ever be together is by tricking him into drinking a love potion? Yeah, Celia doesn't get it either...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
Pure Born by xMoose reviews
She didn't believe in vampires...he didn't believe in love. After saving a vampire, Liz is thrust into the world of darkness. Pure Born is Liz's story from being alone to in love, from safety to in danger. RATED M for all the right reasons...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Contract Girl by LucyH1591 reviews
Bea is your normal college girl but when her best friend Jamie starts working in the porn industry, she meets a man that will turn her life upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,404 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
Never Let Me Go by Carina Pir reviews
Adam, a male slave, learns what it means to serve his Mistress. It is graphic so be warned, but it is a love story. BDSM, D/s. PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
Think of Them Fondly by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Blue Eyed Offender by Mercedes Jay reviews
Her nights were ravaged by sensual dreams of a blue-eyed stranger, and to her surprise she spots him in one of her classes! What's a girl to do when her life is turned upside-down but confide in the very person responsible for it? M for cursing&sexual bit
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Changing his Status Quo by Da Vinci at Work reviews
When the heroine of a romance story suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and quite a few other undiagnosed quirks, you know something outrageous is about to happen to her love life, no?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,682 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006
What's 'Emo' in French? by LilyFinn reviews
Why is Fate so cruel? Why does Fate have to make super cute Matt, the emo from the mall, become my French tutor? And why does Fate have to make him hate me? You know what, Fate? You suck.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Shadow of Doubt by labour-of-love reviews
Leana's stalker could be described as tall, dark, and handsome... but mostly just dark. She won't, of course, admit the handsome part, because she's a woman of repute and he's, well, her stalker.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,064 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/2/2006
The Muse by Queen Anabella reviews
It is the late 19th century and Paris is plagued by a mysterious murderer set on flushing the city of all its prostitutes. Is Fleur merely lucky to escape her fate, or is she being protected by none other than the murderer himself?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Reality Bites by cashew reviews
Let me begin by telling you all that I am a complete mess. I am twenty-six, a virgin, and stuck in a dead-end job. However, my new boss is, well, completely hot. Hmm, things could get interesting...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Isabel by Saharian reviews
Isabel, the last daughter, the lonely daughter. A boy, brought up by wolves and unknown to humans. The story of their love, the true story of Beauty and the Beast.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006
Life of a teenage freak by topsecret32 reviews
She's pretty, smart, and everything a guy would want in her. Well, that's what her ghost friend says. that's right, her friend is a ghost. Know why she's called a freak now? PLS R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,446 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005