I write stories for fun. I make them deliberately cliche because it currently amuses me. I add all the lovely little romantic scenes because people seem to like them for some reason. I indulge in my love of sarcastic humor because no one can stop me from doing so. I like stubborn, dominating females and sarcastic, brooding heroes who must reconcile themselves to said stubborn, dominating females. I like comic relief characters who lighten the mood when it's in danger of getting too fiery. I like bad guys who die satisfyingly horrible deaths. I like swords and magic and dragons. (if dragons were real they'd be my favorite animal)

There, I've managed to tell you all about me without really telling you anything about ME.

I'm not a teenager anymore (yeah, I'm OLD, get over it - I'm still in college). I speak very decent French. Je suis une etudiante a l'universite Liberte. See? I love turquoise. I love horses. I have never been kissed (first time oughtta be perfect, ya know? And I HAVE been asked out several times and apparently have a gift for flirting like a maniac with my guy friends and getting them to flirt back, so don't feel too sorry for me. I don't). I hate Orlando Bloom (egotistical pretty boy). I am deathly afraid of needles (duh).

Now you know several lovely random facts about ME that you really didn't need to know.

Just read my story, why don't you?