False Pretences
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Joined 06-02-04, id: 416820

So like, I write short, random poems that aren't that good. But hey, it's the thought that counts right?

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Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
My Job Book 2 by DarkHorse reviews
Continuing the stories of working at a bookstore. Holy criminy, an update! The Great Honey Incident of '07, the bubby grabber, and the one armed bible man.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Dullahan by Johnny Pham reviews
I'm sitting in my psychiatrist's office. I can't remember what happend yesterday. Or anything before that. A box full of memories left by my bed reminds me of my past that I can't remember.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Ascension by Gabriel Hartnell reviews
Very dark manga style story based around the simple premise of a huge tower with Heaven at the top and Hell at the bottom. Frakture starts at the bottom- a limbless body whose only desire is to reach Heaven...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 231,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
My Job Book 1 by DarkHorse reviews
Stories of working at a bookstore. An 8 year old thief, condescending men is that redundant and a mass exodus. All right, everybody out, this ship is sinkin! This is it for book 1. Ran out of room on the disk. Book 2 up shortly. Hopefully.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete