Zefskiy
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Joined 06-04-04, id: 417135
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy.

Zefskiy

Yes, you heard right. I am Zefskiy, and will probably be the only Zefskiy you will ever meet. This is my little Fictionpress profile where I display some of my writings. If you plan on ever coming back and reading more of my work, jot down some different names of my stories and poems, or go on and add me. This is only because I’m extremely fickle, and wind up changing my pen name every month or so. Sorry! I just can’t help it!

Now, here’s the part where you get to read everything about my life.

I like woods that stretch as far as the eye can see, colorful birds, Cherry Coke, soy protein, ambient music, (some) anime and manga, reading a good book, finding out about different cultures, language, figure skating, Nestea, confidence, healthy competition, writing, cats, violins, history, my iPod, and daydreaming.

I dislike loud noises, pessimism, extremists, war, math, closed-minded people, so-called ‘depressed’ 13-16 year-old writers, people that are purposely stupid, drugs, smoking, people that don’t work, people without dreams or ambitions, fashion trends, people that complain about being fat, plastic surgery, and many, many other things that I don’t feel like listing now.

I’ll stop there for now. I hope you enjoy my writing. Feel free to give me critique, because that’s how I’ll improve.

UPDATE: I should be adding the first chapter of my new story, Kanasko-roko, sometime within the next week. I may actually continue this one, so I hope you like it. =D

(I haven't actually started writing it, but i've been planning like mad!)

Key Words of the Story:

Coat, rich, mysterious, hat, rain, blood, brother, sister, admirer, murderer, city, lights, sea, coins and feathers.

Interested? I hope so. Well, either way, you'll be able to read it soon.

Enjoy,

~Zefskiy Fazrizssu Slenyaka

(chya, that's me)

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subtract me here by bright horizon splash reviews
oh the pain...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006
Blueberry Queen by pale doll reviews
She died in the snow
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005
Orange Cinderella by Trinn reviews
A hilarious, Buddhist twist on the classic Cinderella story. Geraldine finds happiness by joining a Buddhist temple, but how can she concentrate on enlightenment when her step-mother and siblings won't stop bothering her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005
Biotechnology by Kaethe Airlia reviews
Or Why I Should Not Write Poetry at 11 PM. Sadly enough, this was all inspired by true incidents in class
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005
A Fairy Tale by Steelsheen reviews
The princess is really tired of waiting for the requisite knight in shining armor to come rescue her, said knight is really tired of freeing avian creatures, and the green-skinned guard is just really tired. Parody of your usual damsel-in-distress story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005
Ivory Towers by Cecilia On Fire reviews
Prince Charming's been calling for a thousand years. But Rapunzel forgot her hearing aid.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Chronicles of Fae: Shards of Blood by Ensi reviews
On her 16th birthday, Aero Woden freezes the Human World and learns of her magical blood, full of humorous hijinks, weird sexual encounters, violence, and good ol' fashioned icecream! Warning: When I type fast, I make errors! All will be corrected.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Ravenna the Stunning Elven Warrior Princess Mage by RoseMcCann reviews
Parody, 'cause I was feeling sarcastic. Ravenna, the stunning elven warrior princess of legend, is supposed to rid the land of Ice Demons. Her faithul servant doesn't want her to cut her hair. And don't forget Timmy. Or is it Vazhuxel? One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/6/2005
Stripped by tastes like love reviews
It is about a girl, her getting raped, and her life afterwards, it was inspired by a friend of mine, who has been raped twice and was molested by a familly friend when she was eight, this story means a lot to me, please don't flame it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004
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Yoromitis
Yoro is the next dragonrider, but in the process of saving his dragon, things go tragically wrong, and Yoro not only loses his beloved dragon, Citrina, but the use of his legs as well! Will Yoro still have the power to rise up and defeat evil?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Published: 3/18/2007
Eragon Rewrite reviews
The way Eragon was MEANT to be read.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006
ZephiSteyr's FantasyTron version 2 reviews
Need help coming up with a fantasy plot? This is a quick and easy way to come up with one! Also see my Fantasy Alive! for even more plot help.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005
Fantasy Alive! reviews
Should your helpless maiden be captured by dragons, or locked in a tower? Will your knight be blonde and willowy, or brunette and hunky? This helpful guide will help you decide as you explore the world of fantasy clichés.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005
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