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Joined 06-05-04, id: 417314
Author has written 57 stories for Spiritual, Love, Life, Essay, and Humor.

Welcome to the new unreason
Same as the old unreason.

Read my work out aloud. It's how I write it.

I am reorganizing my account. Old and shit poems will be destroyed. New and better ones will be posted.

Thank you.

Art must seek to trascend sanity at all times.

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She Is Poetry reviews
My First Poem In A Very Long Time. I Might Post More. I Might Not. There You Go, Sure You Wanted To Know That.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
The War Cry reviews
Old Poem, more of a stream of consciousness then a constructed work, I found it, thought I'd post it. Addresses Islam.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/1/2005
The Myth Of Modern Islam reviews
Perhaps the moderate are not in the majority, and the majority not moderate at all.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
So London's Burning reviews
Some sort of comic tragedy. I don't know whether to reach for a gun and start killing people in the churches, or grab a beer and watch the world burn.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/7/2005
There's A War On reviews
Apparently, you don't know this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005
We Killed God reviews
A Resubmission, I'd Really Like Some Reviews, I Love You Girls And Guys, Will Review In Return. PLEASE REVIEW, There is no wrong or right, good is evil, dark is light.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
Pro Iraq War Satire reviews
This Is Not The Norm, But Hey, I Fancied A Break, God And The Christian Right Could Like Me If They Got To Know Me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/4/2005
An Exercise In Timeless Fascism reviews
I Love Hitler, Stalin too, Bush is great, Mao he rules, go go Marx.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
Sand In The Desert reviews
New Piece, Needs Work, Read and Review I will Review You, Would Love Any Input You Have, I Hate The Piece for Obvious Reasons. Thanks For Your Time And Effort. I AM CATCHING YOUR ATTENTION WITH CAPITAL LETTERS.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3/5/2005
Abortion, I Have No Love For A Child reviews
Pretty strong stuff, review and I'll review in return.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2005
The Complexities Of The Vain Flesh reviews
I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE, PLEASE READ THIS. For my girlfriend, hate it for obvious reasons. Read and review, as always.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1/23/2005
Nothing Fails Like A Good Prayer reviews
You Are A God, You Spend All Your Time Praying, Talking To Yourself. Review and I will Review. CAPS TO CATCH THE EYE OF THE FOOL, Did I just call you a fool? Yeah I did, excellent. A work in progress, suggestions welcome.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005
The Almighty Church Of Man reviews
YOU NEED TO READ THIS, COME ALONG, A SERMON TO ALL, REVIEW AND I WILL REVIEW OU IN RETURN, 5th TIME I'VE SUBMITTED NOW, OHHHH YEAH, FOOLS DEVOTION.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005
Paul And Jenny Are In Love reviews
REVIEW AND I WILL REVIEW YOU, I SOLD MY DIGNITY AND POETIC PRIDE SO LONG AGO. CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSS TOOOOOOOOOO CATCH YOUR EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1/9/2005
The Final Going reviews
REVIEW AND I WILL REVIEW YOU, PLEASE GOD NOTICE THIS, I LOVE YOU ALL, COME ON PLEASE,I'M WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NO NEED OF DIGNITITY.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005
I Shall Kill God reviews
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ AND REVIEW THIS, CAPS TO CATCH YOUR EYE, I WILL READ AND REVIEW YOUR PIECE IN RETURN, PLEASE PLEASE, MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2005
We reviews
Read And I will Review, We, We are guilt. Holocaust. Disturbing? You bet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005
The Black Harvest reviews
Fuck You United Nations, Scum Bags and Hypocrites, Dead Men now aren't they, YOU DO NOTHING, STRAW MEN!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/3/2005
A Ballad For Me When I am Old And Dead In London reviews
An Epic Poem Written Sometime between 2 and 4 in the morning of new years eve, read and I will review, love and you will be loved in return. CAPS, fuck it, no one reviews anything anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Death In The Water reviews
OH PLEASE READ THIS, I HAVE NOW POSTED IT 5 TIMES OR SO, GOD READ IT, I WILL REVIEW YOU IN RETURN, LOOK TO IT AND READ IT PLEASE ARGH! READ, THIS IS ALL DONE IS CAPS FOR A BLOODY REASON DON'T YOU KNOW.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004
A Merry And Bloody Christmas To You All reviews
Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle of Oil and Rum.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004
You Are Meaningless reviews
Need some help and thoughts, a work in progress, review this and I will review in return.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004
I know now that God Must Exist reviews
A collection of small arguments that prove without doubt God does exist.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2004
All Of Our Love Has Come To Nothing reviews
Review this and I will review you, I have submitted this so many times now, Please oh God God God read this, I am crying for attention, yes that is what summaries are for, forgive me, I will forgive you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
I'm A Liberal A Proud Of It reviews
A Call to Arms, A Call to Arms Of Reason over Faith and Science Over Psychosis. A Call to arms for the human race to raise up and shrug the nonsense God's off like old clothes, a call to arms for all those that prize freedom over profit and all those that
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11/27/2004
Gods Of Man reviews
IF YOU READ THIS I WILL REVIEW, We Are Our Own Gods, God Does Not Exist, Life Is Fleeting, Take a Chance Or Die and Never Think Again. CAAAAAAPS TOOOOO DRAAAAAW THEEEEE EYEEEEEEEEE, I LoOOOOOOVEEEEEE CAAAAAAAAPPPPPPSSSSS TOOOOOO DRAAAAW THE EYE, I ALSO LI
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2004
Poetry on Poems about poems Bloody Profound reviews
CAPS TO THE CATCH THE EYE, REVIEW THIS PLEASE AND I WILL REVIEW IN RETURN, PLEASE I KEEP POSTING THIS AND TYPING IN CAPS LIKE A MORON, ONLY SO MUCH A MAN CAN TAKE REALLY!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
The Last Poem reviews
Read this I will review in return. CAPS TO CATCH EYE. It's a work in progress, probably needs a lot of work, however I hope you enjoy it. CAPS TO DRAW THE EYE. Do you like the caps? I find more people read works with long summaries and caps in the summari
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11/12/2004
Western Purpose reviews
Early prose of mine, it's terrible and I hate it.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2004
I Have Absolute Faith In A Brick Above reviews
And No One AnyWhere Can Make Me Think Any Differently. You Are All Fools! Don't You See JUDGEMENT DAY WILL COMe, THE BRICK WILL SLAY YOU WORSHIPPERS OF THE FALSE GODS.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Mind Of Nihilism reviews
Review this and I will review you. All is Lost, we know everything and in that we know nothing. Read it. CAPS TO DRAW THE EYE. Yeah I suck but no one reviews anything anymore.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004
I Love You My Friend reviews
Read it and I will review you. CAPS TO DRAW YOUR EYE. CAPS TO DRAW YOUR EYE, CAPS CAPS CAPS \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////NO O
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/6/2004
The Happy Man reviews
Review this and I as always will review back. TAKE NOTICE DAM YOU.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/3/2004
A most profound statement Swearing evident reviews
This will make you laugh. I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE WITH MY SUMMARY, I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE WITH MY SUMMARY, I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE WITH MY SUMMARY, I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE WITH MY SUMMARY, I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE WITH MY SUMMARY, I LIKE TO TAKE UP SPACE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9/16/2004
The Dinner Party reviews
I AM TYPING TO TAKE UP SPACE IN THE JUST IN BOARD BECAUSE I FIND THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET REVIEWS> IT'S DAMN SAD BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO ATTRACT ATTENTION. IT'S A GOOD POEM, HOWEVER IF I DON'T DO THIS NO ONE WILL READ IT. GOD I LOVE FICTIONPRESS...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/14/2004
America's Final Victory reviews
I KNOW YOU WON'T REVIEW THIS HOWEVER I WILL TYPE IN CAPS AND MAKE THE SUMMARY REALLY LONG SO IT GRABS THE ATTENTION OF ANYONE LOOKING AT THE PAGE. 5 SUBMISSIONS AND 1 REVIEW AND 1 INSULT FROM A RIGHT WINGAMERICA CHRISTIAN FOOL. IT'S NOT GOOD CRICKET LADS,
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
You Have Failed Everything reviews
You Will Fail Everything Time and Time again. Any reviews are welcomed and will be returned. I love the smell of unreviewed poetry in the morning.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Modern Birth reviews
PLEASE READ THIS, I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE FOR REVIEWS. POSTING A PIECE NUMEROUS TIMES GETS BORING AFTER A WHILE.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/13/2004
Chopped Logic reviews
The Greatest Moment Of Your Whole Life Will Be Your Death And Disintergration Into Nothing.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004
Today I Killed God reviews
PLEASE GOD REVIEW ME I HAVE PUT THIS DOWN 9 TIMES NOW, NO REVIEWS ATTENTION READ THIS SUMMARY AND THEN READ THE PIECE I WILL KEEP POSTING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2004
Dreamer dreaming me reviews
Dreamer dreaming me in this world we call reality. Review this and as always I will review you.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2004
The Road from Nowhere To Nothing reviews
Please read this, I will review your work if you review mine. I promise.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004
I Would Have Fallan In Love With Hitler reviews
He was my first love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2004
I'm going to shoot you reviews
Review this and I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2004
I wish it could flow reviews
Lack of inspiration, a bit shit really.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/23/2004
Flowers in the Earth reviews
More strange, strange drug trip poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2004
Why can't we just die reviews
Why can't they just die. Swearing with some intellect pumped in for good measure.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
Holy Experiments reviews
You will not be noticed when you die. Review please God review, work in progress.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/13/2004
The Suicide Artist reviews
If you review this, as always I will review you.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004
The Universe Redone, Number 31 reviews
Review this and as always I will review you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
Time and Time again reviews
Review this, I garentee I will review you in return.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6/13/2004
Logical Confusion reviews
Review this and I will Review you. I garentee it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
The Physical Concertina reviews
Strange, Strange drug trip poetry. Review and you get kudos.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
The Human end reviews
We should all die here after. Come on review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
The Bloody Waves reviews
Review this please! Hello to all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/8/2004
For the artist reviews
Love poem for my girlfriend. I hate it for obvious reasons.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
Modern Jesus reviews
Define the modern Christ.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004