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What Is Your Name?: Why, don't you know?
How Old Are You?: Is that a personal question?
What Is Your Birthday?: Thursday. The 28th.
What Is Your Birth MONTH?: November.
Race?: Apparently, leprechaun.
Can You Touch Your Toes?: No, they found it inappropriate and got a restraining order.
Anything Else You'd Like To Add?: Um . . . fries?
And Your Current Location?: Right here.
Who Do Your Admire?: God.
How Are You Feeling?: I'm being swallowed by a giant mutated cheese.
Is It Doing That Right Now?: Yes.
How Long Has This Been Going On?: Eternity.
Did You Pay For It?: Yes, $4.
Oh, really?: Yes, really.
Are you sure?: Yes.
How do you know?: Gravity.
Were You Born That Way?: No, but the cheese was.
Is It Painful?: Right now it's just mouthing me.
Would You Like Some Ice On It?: No, I'd prefer lemon.
Should I Call An Ambulance?: Do you think she can help?
No, Not At All.: I agree, the sprocket needs to be moved a little bit to the right.
Allow Me.: For some reason that's leaking.
Does It Do That Often?: I can't figure out how to work it.
Should I Leave You Two Alone?: Won't that cause me further turmoil?
Yes, Probably.: You sadistic bastard.
Is There Anything Else We Can Do For You Today?: I'd like to speak to your manager.