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Joined 06-07-04, id: 417545
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

What would hopefully be a brief announcement on certain matters that have come to my attention, but is likely to be much longer than anyone would really wish it to be:

To the people who prefer "The Thawing of the Ice Bitch" to anything else I might write, I'm really sorry if I have stretched your patiences a little too far with this prolonged inactivity. I still like the story, but I'm beginning to find that the writing of it takes a lot out of me. It was originally begun as an experimental thing, really, my literary guinea pig. It's still surprising to see that people have taken to my little colossal rodent, and I'm grateful to all of you, although sometimes I wish that I waited a little longer and straightened out the kinks in the plot a little more carefully before I shoved it out into the world. I'll admit that there are times when I loathe it.

I'm resolved to finish it, of course, because I honestly love all my characters, and all that effort I put into animating them shouldn't go to waste. But if my attention wanders to other stories in my head, it can't be helped. I'm one of those writers who Inspiration leads around by the nose. Thanks to this story, though, I've learned the ills of posting the underdeveloped way too early, so now I've chosen to properly straighten out my other stories before I put them up to be shredded to pieces.

Well, this is the end of my little apology. I hope you don't take it the wrong way, because I don't really the vaguest idea of whether what I'm writing can offend anyone. o.o

Stories in Progress:

: The Thawing of the Ice Bitch - Trudging along as best as it can. One of these days, I'll turn it upside down and shake it clean so I can rewrite it good and proper.

: The Trouble with Limelights - I've only posted two chapters, because I'm taking it easy with this one. I want this story among all the others to be perfect. You might say it's my pet project, because I adore Natalia so much. XD

: Tales from the Garden Palace - Although this is technically the very first story I've ever written in my entire life, it isn't posted anywhere. You know how it is with first stories. You look back on them and then they stink.

One-Shots:

: The Fairytale of Fairytales - Haha. Call me vain, but I like rereading this story, even though it's not actually a literary masterpiece. Good memories behind this one.

: The Flight of Average Joe - Haven't posted it here yet, but it's on my homepage. I don't actually know why it isn't here.

: Briefly, In Perpetuum - Experimental, written on a whim, but the idea behind it has a lot of potential, if I can get off my sorry ass to every flesh it out properly. But until I know I can do it any justice, I won't be budging from my seat, thank you very much.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Woman, Lover, Statue by ice flyer reviews
She knew it wasn't her husband, from the way he looked at her and wanted her. She knew this, but she had never been treated like a woman before... Based on the story of Ahalya, from the Indian epic, the Ramayana. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
The Diva Pixie by Endless Dark reviews
He's overly dramatic, androgynous, and annoying. Your basic rock star. She's fed up, annoyed, and utterly sick of him. But with a past that neither can forget, they can't seem to stay away from each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,540 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete
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The Thawing of the Ice Bitch reviews
Life. Love. Both happen to everyone—even to people who don't give a damn. Like Em Callahan. Suddenly, people are all around her, becoming her friends. And these people are falling in love. For Em, life has happened. And love...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,976 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
Briefly, In Perpetuum reviews
[One shot] We can never be together, you and I. Not in life, not even in death. But the gods relent their fiery wrath in one thing: we never forget.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Trouble With Limelights reviews
She's adorable and sweet - when it suits her. He's charming and urbane - when he feels like it. She's got the pride, he's got the prejudice. When they combine their forces to publish a magazine and dish out some revenge, it might be wise to run for cover.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006
The Fairytale of Fairytales reviews
[One shot] Come dine with the fairytale characters of your youth. They might not be as impeccablydressed or mannered as they ought to be, but this is another side of the tale which you've never seen.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete