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Joined 06-07-04, id: 417666, Profile Updated: 04-08-08
Author has written 23 stories for General, Nature, Life, Haiku, and Essay.

Hi. I'm Laria.

I highly doubt that anyone cares, but in the interest of serving people like myself who've little better to do than read the bios of others I have prepared the following.

I do so love: liberalism, Rocky Gorge Reservoir, most art, music, feminism (the original kind), my Greek heritage, Italy, pigeons, honey sesame tofu, science, spanikopita, pineapple & onion pizza, decent poetry, languages and linguistics, Discover, Bill Bryson, the earth, ketchup, reading, oil pastel, pacifism, crossword puzzles, CNN, the environment, the Discovery channels, The Rape of the Lock, the sun, cooking, Smithsonian, autumn, nonfiction, sushi, geology, elvish, John Gribbin, World History, Barack Obama, Master & Commander, It's Academic, The Inferno, oregano, JtHM, soybeans, George Orwell, Galileo Galilei, bread crumbs, Orson Scott Card, Spongebob Squarepants, Jeopardy, and Edgar Allen Poe.

I rather dislike: Tim Russert, sports, Macs, Spanish V AP, carrots, charcoal, rap, most people, spring, Hillary Clinton, algebra, stereotyping, Pat Robertson & his 700 buddies, allergies, Verbatim CD's, Robert Frost, suspense, homophobia, Fox news, liver, poor grammar, Michael Steele, JD Salinger, wheely shoes, people who stand in the middle of hallways, cotton candy, the electoral college, organized religion, Mike Gravel, the Seasonal department, mayonnaise, pep rallies, idiocy, fossil fuel usage, the Bush regime, automatic can-openers, glitter, Christmas music, heights, Sci-fi, the fact that my palm pilot is broken, smoking, Dan Brown, and hypocrisy.

I have an account on fan fiction, as well. Congratulations to you if you can figure out who I am. I would also say that if that is indeed the case then you probably need to get a life.

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Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
They Do Exist by Black-Telic reviews
A short poem about the walls we build around ourselves and just how much it takes to knock them down.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005
Toilet Clog by the big sleep reviews
It's not profound. But who cares about profundity?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2005
Sun by Lan Jian reviews
Careful you don't get too close.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005
betty bell, london bridge by i was a postcard reviews
betty bell was the real monster, not mary. (if you have no idea what i'm talking about, google it)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2005
Cellophane by JQ3 reviews
See right through you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005
I Hope You Agree, Mr President by The Rejection Injection reviews
I suggest you don't read this. It is not my best .. and I think it only makes sense to me. I like it, but because I'm the one who understands it. Have the best time with this one ...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005
Mystery Illusion by fadedrainbows reviews
The Mystery Illusion.. not many can figure out the answer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005
Poem by amandied reviews
Just a short ditty, not even really a poem. Just a lot of random confused thoughts.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2004
How to Write a Good Review by Capella Morningside reviews
Just a few guidelines for writing reviews that any author will appreciate. [Complete.]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2004
Theatre of Dreams by FluffySamaChan reviews
Nightmares are just another look at our world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004
Message to a cherub by i-kill-4-fun reviews
teachers have been hounding me for soething they can put into the school "literary mag" so i think i'll give them this. what do u think?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004
And the Moon Shines On by Panda Pants reviews
What happens when I become bored during a lycanthrope roleplay... Seen in two perspectives. A bit hard to understand due to formatting issues... >>;;
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2004
Untitled by BitterSweetCake reviews
A girl crazed from not being able to close the book. People watch. She enjoys the pain.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2004
The High School Girl by Written Shadows reviews
My thinking back to when I was in high school
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Leaf and Wind by sirius chatham reviews
mhm...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
That Mournful Lightness of Being by Matthew James Current reviews
A poem describing an aspect of who I am. Written for a poetry challenge on The Winter Moon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2004
Mirage by Pimpled Boy reviews
I really miss my fun and carefree childhood...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Time by XX Bleeding Crystal XX reviews
A really simple title for a really deep poem. My personal favorite this far.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
no title by Jezel reviews
don't really know what to say about this... please tell me what you think of it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Tainting Reality by Raya Dronaile reviews
I don't know how to explain it, its kinda creepy, kinda spooky i guess. Its cool i think. R&R, and I will return the favor!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Take a number by devilsangel2 reviews
too lazy to title my poems now, so i just use the first line.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
Sitting in the Sun by mistaken identity reviews
just something i wrote about how i felt when i was very disappointed and sad about life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2004
Black Coffee by silent-snowflake reviews
Quite a rambunctious little ditty.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
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The Limerick reviews
Sequelesque poem has been posted. I think that it is complete, but I could be wrong. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Well, the title's not exactly g rated reviews
So...It's really more religion and philosophy-ish, but there was no such choice and I saw tragedy as most befitting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006
World War I reviews
I suppose it could be any war, really. I dunno. Read and tell me what you make of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/14/2006
Whiskey Sour reviews
I'm not really sure if it is finished yet or not. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006
Blank reviews
Reviews are appreciated, as always. Erm, I am kind of confused about this one, so I'll not try a summary.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/23/2005
According to Gump reviews
This is where I am going to be posting all my unfinished poetry. The title, I guess, shall change to accomodate everything else I put here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/16/2005
Ode to my Sister reviews
I was irritated with the decibel levels coming from my sister's room one day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005
Wish reviews
Lonely star, we wish on you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
Pyrite at the end of the Rainbow reviews
The rope broke. Hanged no more.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005
Buy a Memory reviews
You feel not, you think not. 'Tis such a disgrace.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005
On my Shoulders reviews
Based off the small cartoonish characters used to portray angels and devils. Of course, there is not always a winner. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/5/2005
Where the Why Is reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005
Looking reviews
Reviews are appreciated. Thanks for the title ideas, everybody.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2004
Outside and Within reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/16/2004
The Wind Upon My Face reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/4/2004
I wonder reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004
Glassy Water reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/4/2004
Reality Fades reviews
It all disappears, reality fades.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/4/2004
I Will Live reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/12/2004
The Sound is Silent reviews
The first poem was partially inspired by the incredible book "Night" by Elie Wiesel. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
Incomprehensible reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/7/2004
Answer reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/7/2004
Tears reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004