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Author has written 3 stories for General, Romance, and General. "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for a good man to do nothing." Name: Raven Summer Time- An original fiction story under my sisters name at: Half Empty - Yep, you guessed it, another original... this one I actually have a summary for!! A Sinner's Prayer - Another original. This one was inspired by a quote. You should definately read it. I think it's one of my best. It's posted here. Beautiful Darkness - My NaNoWriMo story from 2009. Not available online. Vopagbo: The Will of the Dark Lord - Currently questing for a better title. It is undergoing more revision. Thank you to those who reviewed. I will definitely keep your suggestions in mind. It will not be posted up here again. Hopefully, the next time you see it will be in stores. The Baldwin Family series - This is not the title it will have when I post it, but for now, it's what I'll call it. It's a series of short stories that center around the Baldwin family of my creation. Ummm... yeah. I am going to 365 of these when I'm done with them. Ranging from snipets that are a paragraph long to full length short stories of six to ten pages, single spaced of course. Please enjoy them. If you want to see my fanfictions or see other working stories, go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/theresalanne I don't have many summaries, the only two I have are the two summaries here. I also have other random stuff in my profile there! Heh! There are more quotes and such. I'm always looking for more quotes to add to my Awesome Quotes List. So far my favorite is obviously the one that stands out the most! If you want to help me, go ahead and either email me (leanne@) or send it in a message from fictionpress. I'll get it either way. If you do happen to email me, please title it something obvious because I get a lot of spam, and if I don't recognize the title as anything I want to read I just delete it. One of the quotes is the final line in one of my favorite series' ever! If you haven't read it, you most definetly should. It's amazing. Anyway, back to the quote. It pertains more to the book, but I think it really does specify real people. Those who only do as they're told, or those who never think. Those are the type of people who need to ponder that quote. Well... Schandenfreude everyone! Nothing Gold Can Stay Awesome Quotes "No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one." "To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence " "Life is not a laughing matter ... but can you imagine having to live without laughing? " "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." "The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended--and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended." "If you can laugh together, you can work together." "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." "Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest." "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." "This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force." "Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come." “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matte.” “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” “Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.” “My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.” “A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!” “Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do... Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” “All say, 'How hard it is that we have to die' - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.” Mark Twain “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.” “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” “Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.” “Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.” “Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.” “It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.” “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” “I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.” “Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” “There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend.” “It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.” “There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.” “There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.” “Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” “To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.” “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” "Live life. There's plenty of time to be dead." "In your mind, I have no chance. But in my reality I crush your pitiful soul." "I reject your reality and subsitute my own!" "I don't agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." "Live?! I can't go on live! I'm a movie star, not an actor!" "Your life is yours alone. Rise up and live it." |