penguinscribe
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Joined 06-12-04, id: 418652
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Humor, and Life.
Hello. Emily, the genius (well, occasionally) behind the pen name penguinscribe, would like to wish you a very happy life. She lives in a small town in Michigan, US, very near her dear friend adhara1. As all people attempt to say they are crazy, or not normal,she has decided that there is no normal, so therefore, to say you are not normal is to say you are normal. Does this makesense? Let me any chance, have you seen on thePepperidgeFarm cookies, it says "Never have an ordinary day." If you never have anordinary day, does thisnot make every day extrordinary?And if every day is extrordinary, does it not make the extrordinary the ordinary? So, from that, extrordinary days become ordinary and ordinary days become the extrordinary. Well, thepoint of all that was to say it is pointless to say you are unique, or anything along those lines, because supposedly everyone says they are special.Mwaha, top that insightful thinking.Anyway,penguinscribe enjoys reading (almost anything, so long as its fiction), writing many different types of stories, eating, sleeping, archery,(another of her passions, besides reading and writing) and scaring telemarketers that annoy her with their incessant and pointless calls. Now you know me...read my stories and review, please; it gives me warm fuzzies. (well, almost) bye!
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The Puppet Queen: A Tale of the Sleeping Beauty by l. fayette reviews
After Selene's homeland falls to the Pari curse, she is forced to contest for the throne by her insidious fiancé. When rivalries threaten to plunge the country into civil war, Selene must fight through magic and malice—her family's fate hangs in the balance. A retelling of Sleeping Beauty infused with the folklore of the Middle East.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
The Oracle of Yet to Be by Eternity's Voice reviews
What would you do if you discovered your whole life was a lie? Your heritage? Your loved ones? Your world? What would you do... Hmph, if Fate planned to use you in Her vendetta, could you do anything?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2004
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Infomercial Woes
Herein lies an account of the adventure a turtle went through for the ske of his favorite entertainment - watching infomercials.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Published: 8/27/2005
Strange thoughts reviews
I was in a strange mood one day and this is what came of it. I realise it is not really poetry, but it seemed to be of more of a poetical fashion than a story, so here it resides.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
bologna reviews
I am by no means a poet...you'll soon see why. But read anyway please to make me happy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/2/2005
Deadly Reflections reviews
Alyxe tries to put back together the pieces of her broken life, all the while trying to end it as well.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
The Manic Hamster Story reviews
Trent, the kid with the pimped-out green mohawk, is captured by hamsters in an evil frame of mind, but rescued by the heroic SuperHugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004