Author has written 6 stories for Humor, General, Humor, and Life.
Hmm... Not quite sure why I'm bothering with this. Getting noticed here is no easy task. T_T
Would it help my cause if I said I had big knockers? XD
In any case, the name's Tristan. I'm female, 25, live in CO. I'm currently addicted to Trauma Center on the Wii. I highly recommend playing it drunk.
My interests (obsessions) include: reading, writing, sleeping, video games, professional wrestling, laughing and the A-Team. Say what you will. The A-Team owns my soul. And Dwight Schultz is a GENIUS.
I haven't posted anything here in ages because, well, I ain't written anything in ages. My bad.
If you wanna know more about me go to my homepage and check out my journal. I also write fanfics:http://www.fanfiction.net/~thedonutmistress
Or catch me on myspace:
As for my work here, I think it goes without saying, but Kitty Loves Teddy Bear is NOT a serious poem... XD
Anyhoo, read my crap, please.
Me = feedback whore.
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