TheDonutMistress
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Joined 06-23-04, id: 420769
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, General, Humor, and Life.

Hmm... Not quite sure why I'm bothering with this. Getting noticed here is no easy task. T_T

Would it help my cause if I said I had big knockers? XD

In any case, the name's Tristan. I'm female, 25, live in CO. I'm currently addicted to Trauma Center on the Wii. I highly recommend playing it drunk.

My interests (obsessions) include: reading, writing, sleeping, video games, professional wrestling, laughing and the A-Team. Say what you will. The A-Team owns my soul. And Dwight Schultz is a GENIUS.

I haven't posted anything here in ages because, well, I ain't written anything in ages. My bad.

If you wanna know more about me go to my homepage and check out my journal. I also write fanfics:http://www.fanfiction.net/~thedonutmistress

Or catch me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/feffu

As for my work here, I think it goes without saying, but Kitty Loves Teddy Bear is NOT a serious poem... XD

Anyhoo, read my crap, please.

Me = feedback whore.

Tootles.

The Sacrifice by Arcane Seraphim reviews
She's useless, and she knows it. Weak, thin, and starving, Azrael is striving to survive her family's cruel treatment of her. Trying to get away, she decides to learn more about her mysterious family. Reviews are wanted and appreciated!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004
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So Effing Poetic reviews
Ever read a poem that you know is so incredibly profound, yet you have no clue what it means? Then this one is for you.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005
Anonymity Sucks reviews
Just read it, mmkay? And review, cause it makes me happy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005
How To Be A Successful Fanfic Writer reviews
A joke. Obviously. Inspired by an online writing aptitude test I found. More in-depth summary inside. Give it a try, k?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2005
If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say reviews
Something G-rated from me? Anyway, it's really short, so give it a read, and give me a review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2005
Two Dimensional Soul reviews
Uh...it's depressing and it doesn't rhyme? I'd like to think it's thoughtful.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005
Kitty loves Teddy Bear reviews
Um...the real title is inside because my title and summary have to be G-rated, right?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005