EldestMushroom
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Joined 07-03-04, id: 422964
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Life, Humor, Essay, General, General, and Fantasy.

About Me:

I'm an almost senior girl who lives in a place where it's green on Christmas yet white on Easter. Ugh, I hate Ohio. I'm mildly obsessed with the Food Network, Take Home Chef (which is not on the food network for your information), and Psych. I am the greatest procrastinater that ever lived- therefore I update very sparatically and in very large chunks. It also means I'm quite fabulous at faking my homework and pulling all nighters but let's not talk about that...

Currently Reading: Deathly Hallows!!!! Wuthering Heights again. Bleh. I liked it the first time, but I'm not so crazy about writing essays about its weather.

Besides reading and writing, my life would not be complete without ballet. I get bored without my seven classes and two, five hour rehearsals a week. I was just in Saratoga for a ballet intensive and got to go to 6 NYCB performances (3 of which featured the one and only amazing Daniel Ulbricht- if you ever get the chance to see him dance, I highly recommend you go and get your mind blown. Seriously, he's the best dancer I've ever seen. Ever. But this is a writing site, not a dance site so I'll stop now).

Story Stats:

Ok, all my fiction is now gone. Why? Because it was juvenile, out dated, and just plain bad. But I've been working on a few things lately, a novel and some short stories to be exact, which will be posted when finished. Yes, that includes the novel too. That way if I give up halfway through no one except myself will see the failure. I would apologize to anyone who liked the deleted works but I don't think those people exist.

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Andwyrden by Alfsigesey reviews
Lea is the newest member of the Andwyrden family; a reluctant bride. Maybe, because her new husband Graeson and his twin brother Sidyan are the most notoriously wicked Necromages in the country.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006
House of Kif by Lotos-eater reviews
A country at war. A city caught in the middle. A girl separated from her family, afraid for her survival. A soldier with a shady deal. Will Sri be strong enough to keep her household alive? Everyone she loves depends on her...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006
Dragondestiny by Lurking Dreamer reviews
Nemira has been bred as the unimportant second daughter, but what happens when she seems to find the perfect life? Join Nemira, her sister and all the Dragon Trainees as they foray into a world where only the best succeed. Chapter 4 up at LAST!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005
The Maggent Trilogy: Book One: Lave by myspleen reviews
The Maggents and the Greslin have been locked in an epic battle of life vs. death for centuries. Lave discovers she must use her magic to defeat the warlock Hebst, and protect herself from the many creatures out to kill her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Pureheart by Kira Deleria reviews
Derek's world is turned upside down when a complete stranger asks him a question. He goes into a completly new world where adventure and mystery await him...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005
Child of the Darkness by csillan.rose reviews
An elf outcast from his land for using dark magic...an elven lady run away from the dreariness of everyday court life… They are destined to meet, and fate will not be denied…
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005
Dancing the Dance of the Four Little Swans :P by Lynet Smith-Lilac reviews
This is kinda like a ode to a remembrance of a lovely ballet dance I danced - from Swan Lake...known as dance of the four little swans or cygnets (or ducks). Enjoy and review please! :D
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2003
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As Luck Would Have It reviews
A short snippet of a day in the post-marital life of Karma. Yes, Karma. Mr. Goes Around Comes Around himself. And he has company...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Six Word Stories reviews
Based on a challenge given to Ernest Hemingway: tell a story in just six words. Ten or so of my own attempts
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Broken Mirror reviews
A little white lie A small crack in the glass. An insight on how lies grow and change
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Pandora's Brand New Million Dollar Box reviews
These are the days of vanity, of deception and deceit/Greed that clouds the eyes and minds of most
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006
Poetry for the Deranged Mind reviews
A collection of nonsensical, random and just plain funny poems. Be afraid...be veeerrry afraid...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
The People in my Head reviews
My mind, for the world to see. Don't worry, its fiction, meaning NOT TRUE! sorry, my summeries suck. Please R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004
Dawn reviews
a nice long metaphor about what life can be...yes i know i suck at summaries, no need to tell me
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
exactly what the title says. it was based off a nightmare of mine...ok, so i took poetic liscemse and changed it a bit to fit my needs but oh well.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/20/2005
How to Act When Meeting a Celebrity reviews
The title says it all. I wrote it in English last year, hope you like it!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Lemon Sherbert reviews
My biography in poetry format
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005
A Place of Dreams reviews
Something I wrote for English class. It's basically where I am when I daydream
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
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