Weapon of Mass Seductionhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Family, Life, and Humor. HI im a 16 year old girl prone to writing loads of overly dramatic "poetry". I'm not sure if its actually poetry, I just think of it more as emotional vomit spewed out on a page. And later transferred to a computer screen. Please forgive all my creative spelling and the large number of typos you will probably see. |
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Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
The Adventures of Bipolarman by Isamare B. Waswerebeen reviews
To be sequeled...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004
Harder to Leave by Michael-J-Oliver reviews
A parody of Maroon 5's "Harder to Breathe" in which the plight of Kerry voters becomes all too clear...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2005
War On Piracy by John Ink reviews
George Bush the third continues an American tradition. A war against a idea, that can't really be stopped. Communism, Drugs, Terrorism, and now Piracy. When will the madness end?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005
Insanity is Contagious by A reviews
Meatloaf, imaginary friends, orage tictacs, a asecret agent, a marshmallow with the voice of an angel, the Evil Napkin Lady, and the ruler of the world.FINISHED
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002
Internal Bleeding by John Ink reviews
For those who didn't like my summary, "A song about getting hit by a truck" this is for you. I don't know how to explain this! Just read it! Jeez!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Writer by Spinelli reviews
A humourous reflection upon the writing process...we've all been there
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2001
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Walmart future The Year After reviews
This story was inspired after reading a great story on here by Lynx the Tormenter called “Walmart Future”(so if you didn’t read it as yet, I suggest you do, that way mine will make more sense). However, her story got me asking “What happened next?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
Mirror reviews
More venting basically.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2004
Here's to the Family reviews
I wrote this after I had a huge fight with my father. It's psuedo suicidle/homicidle, and overly dramatic. Enjoy!
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004