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Joined 07-06-04, id: 423418
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Humor, Romance, Song, and Horror.

Muahahaha... welcome to the twighlight world that is my page...

Hmmm... what to write...

Fave music: Anything on Fox.Fm,Katy Rose,Avril (only the newer songs), Jay-Z, Usher, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Green day, Maroon 5...

Fave food: Risotto

Favourite Authors:James Patterson, Stephen King, and more.

TV Show I can't Live Without: Desperate Houswives, Lost and the Simpsons

Review my story, and I'll review yours!

Big Thankyou to: Kashe-sama (loyal reviewer:I owe you a Johhney Depp photo),Jack Lumber -sama (ditto)(without the Johnney Depp photo), Lykaios (a survivor and I'm on your faveourite author list. Yay!), Meaningless Parasite (yay! I'm on another author list!), Kermushi Caterpillar (authoress of the brilliant 'moshi-moshi, mushimushi!') and finally Sensitiveangel (my first reviewer, whom without i might never have continued 'its not my fault).

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What Would It Be Like? by Smileyface123 reviews
When best friends wake up in each others bodies, they find that the grass isn't as green as it appears.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004
It depends, are you easily offended? by morroccokitten reviews
FUNNY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2004
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Camp reviews
The side of Darking Falls -they- don't want you to know. the reason no one comes back... the same. my story is here. probably the only story that you'll ever read about it.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
Cliches reviews
What more can you ask for? A list of all cliches possible. If you have a request feel free to ask.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2005
Blue Dog reviews
The blue dog oh/How it howls at the moon/I’d be scared but/I somehow know//You’re here with me/You’ll never let me be afraid/So I'm not scared/Coz that’s all I need to know...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005
Funny instructions reviews
These are true, swear-to-god-true instructions on consumer goods that i found via funnyjunk.com. so i guess you can't call this a fiction, but its still dead funny! Read it and laugh. now with new installment, 'STUPID SIGNS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004
The Attack of the MarySues reviews
this is a parody of all things Mary-Sue. i was reading a M-S romance fic ad i thought this is really cheesy, so i decided to make it into a parody. god, i sound like an author giving a speech sigh. Well, R&R, and ENJOY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/13/2004
Pattern reviews
An’ don’t you see the pattern/ of when it’s all going good You say something/or do something That takes it all away/takes it all away... R&R!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/27/2004
It's Not my Fault reviews
Meet jadis. no boyf. no living family. DO NOT BE CONFUSED. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC it gets insane after the first chap. i do camoes, but only if you send a proper review with it. R&R. WARNING: this story is showing dangerous signs of plot in later chaps
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004
He Don't Deserve You reviews
kinda a get over him/stick up for yourself type song. please R&R. i will be nice if you do
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/26/2004
I'm just a Kid reviews
title says it all. im just a kid and i decided to write a song about that. please R&R it would mean a lot
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004
For all who have a story published on fictionpress reviews
this is exactly what the title says. also for anyone else who wants a funny poem (well, i think its funny...)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Pack of Wolves reviews
Elle: just moved to an formally all boy school (she is the first female to enrol). there she meets jamie and tom. what will happen to her and will she survive the year? R&R, please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/7/2004
My incredibly insane life reviews
This is all true. it's written straight from my diary. My second fic and i hope y'all like it. well its not all true. apart from my mums beef stew and having a crush on someone. oh, i have decided not to update this until i get 15 reviews.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
Never ever ever reviews
Read and review please! i hope you all like it. this was actually a homework assignment, but i decided to publish it coz i like it. ENJOY!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
this si a crappy little poem that i made up in rec reviews
title says it all. enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/3/2004