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Joined 07-07-04, id: 423677, Profile Updated: 04-22-12
Author has written 37 stories for Fantasy, Love, Friendship, Western, Fantasy, Play, Essay, Life, Humor, Haiku, Religion, Humor, Fable, War, General, and Nature.

Hello!


I've now been writing for 21 years. My first book was a wonderfully emotion-packed story of a turkey facing the perils of Thanksgiving. It was written and illustrated by myself when I was a remarkable four years old. I've been writing non-stop since then.

And like most budding novelists I found myself working through a whole slew of...well...everything! I wrote the short stories before progressing into poems that could have easily been plagiarized from a 99 cent Hallmark card. From those I went into plays that always seemed to feature all of my friends and were so packed full of inside jokes that very few could truly grasp the meanings in them. After that I went back into short stories. These I (affectionately) called "chapter books." As each chapter barely lasted a page I would have been better to refer to them as "page" books. After that was my Shakespeare phase. Dark and depressing sonnet after sonnet flew from my pen. Of course I never managed to conquer that terrible thing known as Iambic pentameter so they were more like allusionary sonnets. (Creating the word "allusionary" is my tribute to Shakespeare's tendency to create his words). Now came my clearly over-thought college era. Tribute poems and screenplays. Lots of screenplays. And short stories. Short stories that actually made sense. Short stories that did not contain chapters as I finally understood that they simply were not needed. As a Telecommunications minor, I received college credit for writing. How awesome is that? My senior year saw me writing my first marketable screenplay. (Due to all sorts of legal nonsense such as rights and three year options and who knows what, it will never make itself known on Fictionpress). Once out of college I finally come to conclusion that I am ready to begin the novel undertaking of writing a novel. (see what I did there? *snicker*)


As you can probably tell, I don't have many recent stories. I'm still writing a lot (working on a novel that I hope to publish). I just haven't been posting anything up here. I do still come on here regularly there. It's always interesting to read my earliest writing and see just how much I have improved through the years. It honestly makes me shudder to think that I was once proud of Revolutionary Dreams. It just goes to show you that if you keep writing, you will keep improving! That is one reason why I love sites like these. Anything that encourages young budding authors is awesome.

With a full-time job and my novel-to-be, I do not have much time but I am always willing to help out other people. If you would like a review or simply need words of encouragement, send me a pm. It may take me a little bit but I will get back to everyone.

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Shadow and Death by Bomb-O-Maniac reviews
Edo sum mortis. I am dead. R&R please. It'd be helpful, thanks.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005
Dissemblance by HeadofVecna reviews
Sonnet for a lonely friend
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005
What Would Fish Do? by Kip-Kipper reviews
A brief glimpse into the minds of fish. Keywords: brief, minds, and fish.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Tables Have Turned by Prince of the Twice Dead reviews
Poem about racism. Not what people think when they think racism.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
Franklin For Turkey by Derek'sBuuBuu reviews
Based on a scene from the movie 1776.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004
Hunter's Grip by Lux's Confusion reviews
How I love flight...and plunge...and drift
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2004
Legend of the Desert Sunset Sky by visitjohnny reviews
This is a little story I made up and submitted to my writer's group. It had to contain the colors orange and purple. I hope you enjoy.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2004
The Smell of Trees by HeadofVecna reviews
What would happen if Caddy (from The Sound and the Fury) had her own section...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2004
I Believe by Jazzie Kings reviews
'I believe in faerytales And pirates of the sea. I believe in them as much As I believe in me..."
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2004
Death of Washington by Lora Darcy reviews
After watching the musical 1776, I was inspired to read about George Washington. This is basically just a humorous fictionalized poem about his strange death. Please R & R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002
I am the Spirit of the Warrior by Skopos Raven reviews
A poem i wrote for english that actually turned out to be really cool! Basically describing a true warrior spirit. (note: references to the words "I am that is" (c) Brian Jacques)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2001
Trail of Tears by Skopos Raven reviews
This was something i had to write in SocialStudies, but i thought it was good enough to post here. Its dedicated to the Cherokee who were forced to relocate their homes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2001
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Letter to You
This is my letter to you Of something I never could say
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Public Image
Based on a true story...two girls get caught in the middle of a feuding rock band.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Complete
A Cliche Title for a Cliche Poem reviews
Life’s not fair, a theory we were taught since we were two You ask me why I care, well what does it matter to you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Tear My Idols Down
Tear my idols down
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Crisis of Representation
Inspired by my incredibly dull History of Anthropological Theory class.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Virginius Island reviews
Poem inspired by Virginius Island in Harpers Ferry, WV. Used to be a bustling industrial center and home to 181 individuals before being destroyed by the Civil War and subsequent floods. Nothing remains but ruins and trees.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008
The Honorable William Jukes reviews
William Jukes, oh so short, stumpy, and squat, He hated the filth, or so he had thought.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Short Ode to Button Gwinnett reviews
A very short ode to Button Gwinnett. He was a signer of the Declaration of Independence and died a year later in a duel with a political rival.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Ajani's Run
I had this story up a few years ago but took it down because of a few large errors. I have know reworked the story. Anyone who ever ran cross country or track will especially understand this story. Please read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Revolutionary Dream reviews
A girl during the Revolutionary War, discovers another world after a fall from a tree. Please, please, please, please review! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 7/7/2004 - Complete
The Art of Quitting reviews
There is nothing Harland wants more than to quit. However, that proves to be more difficult than he realized...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Did they know? reviews
Did they know...? See if you know what I'm referring to. Please read and review.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Pete the Parrot reviews
A young children's book I wrote for a creative writing class. Each paragraph was a different page. It's not the same without illustrations.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
River Rafting Buddy Club reviews
Can the curse of the beloved third cousin, twice removed, greatgreat uncle be broken?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Dynasty of Dragons reviews
A pantoun about dragons. Please read and review if you like.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
The Roommate Sonnet reviews
Inspired by my roommate who is the epitome of everything I dislike in a person. Read and review if you want. This was just nice to get out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
Prayer reviews
It's a pantoun prayer. Read and review!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Living Death reviews
Inspired by a really bad week, stress, my roomate and her 247 guy making out in my room 247, and my favorite getting voted off of Survivor.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Haiku Collection 1 reviews
A collection of ten haikus.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Untitled reviews
I dont normally submit things until theyre completed but I feel as though Im losing my creative confidence. So reviews and encouragement are much needed! The best way I can describe it is a town on a "mysterious" island. A ship crashes. Its a fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
Pompy reviews
It's a playscreenplay satire. It takes place in Pompeii the day of the volcanic eruption. It's rated PG13 for little language and inuendos and a bit of death and minor violence the entire town did die by the volcano. Read and review! Now Finished!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
Hallowed Men reviews
I was reading TS Eliot's Hollow Men the other day and this happened. It's taken from TS Eliot's poem. Please read and review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
But I still hate you reviews
About my ex just like my sonnet. Please read and review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
My loathing for you reviews
My loathing for you increases each day... My first sonnet. It's about an ex. Please read and review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
If I always had my way reviews
If I always had my way... Read and review!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
Poem and haiku about fairy tales. Read and review!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Ode to a Ghost reviews
Just a simple poem about a ghost. I at first intended it to be humorous but it's really not. EIther way, I like it a lot and it was a semifinalist in a poetry competition. R & R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
I am reviews
Just something I had to write for my creative writing class. I'm not sure what I think about it. Please read and review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Quest for the Fountain of Youth reviews
It's an epic poem. It is inspired by Chaucer and Beowulf. Rated PG13 for violence and death. Don't worry, it rhymes. Please read and review.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
A Marooned Man's Letter reviews
It's just something I thought of based of the painting, A Marooned Pirate, by Howard Pyle. Please read and review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
INVASION! reviews
An essay I had to write for my sociology class. We were supposed to write urban legends that were believable even though mine is more like a tabloid. I came in second out of about 40 people in believability. Some people are really gullible. Please R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Alf's Documentary of 1776 and the Events Around It reviews
A parodyplay of the signing of the Declaration of Independence and that time period. It's pretty funny. Alf narrates. Now redone for funnier reading, plus new scenes and lines.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
The Pawnees reviews
A story in progress about a man goes through all odds to get his kidnapped wife back from the Pawnees. Rating may go up as story progresses. Please review.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
King Arthur reviews
I wrote this after watching the movie King Arthur. PG rating because it talks about dying. It was a semifinalist in a poetry competition. Please review.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
Losing Touch reviews
Poem of friends losing touch. Kinda cute. Please review.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
First Crush reviews
The feelings and thoughts of a first crush. Please review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
You reviews
Poem about what most people have probably experienced. Please review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete