Naomi Schemer
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Joined 07-08-04, id: 423910, Profile Updated: 07-31-08
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Humor.

I'm more of a reader than I am a writer.

I like to consider myself a very good reader, though.

I've resolved to review more, and if you can't take my criticism (which I do my best to keep constructive) then delete it.

Check out the shit in my favorites...it's mostly decent.

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Once In a Blue Moon by The Rejection reviews
His brother's wedding is just the beginning of Connor's worries. Pretty soon his relatives are missing he's moved in with a boy he just met. Then he receives three tapes from his dead parents, and life gets a bit more complicated - and supernatural.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,917 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/26/2006
The Long-Distance Phone Call by thenorthface reviews
Stuart didn't choose the University of Washington for Business School because Addison lived in Seattle, but it was always in the back of his mind during the application process. Sequel to the Library. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,776 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
With You, Without You by Aletiah reviews
The accident changes everything for the brothers. Josua escapes town in a hope to learn how to live alone, but maybe he won't be alone forever. Slash boyXboy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Penny Candy by Jaydee Faire reviews
In a down and dirty city where a good time is just a few dollars away, a dancer who's looking for life and a whore who's already given it up come to an arrangement with only one rule: No Love Allowed. Rated M for homosexual intercourse, graphic scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 124,156 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007
Pretty Shade of Grey by Alyn Drasil reviews
-COMPLETE- Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash (rough draft)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
To Bask in the Moonlight by NPB4Ever reviews
M/M Taylor is a very pretty crossdressing teenager who enjoys stealing his younger sister's clothes. But then a cute guy comes up to him in a bookstore and there are major problems brainwise. Should he or Shouldn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,242 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2006
Morticians Do It With Embalming Fluid by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
A M T by writtenbyrandom reviews
Pan and Will are best friends forever. Right? m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,956 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Fence by Comodin reviews
-SLASH / COMPLETE- The spirits of Halloween Past, Present, and Future might just be able to help Tory get his life back on track... if he can survive the process, that is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Ira and the Sirens by InSilverShadows reviews
When Ira washes up on shore half dead after a storm, rumors start to fly about the Sirens, mysterious creatures that fiercely rule the coastal oceans. When Ira gets curious about his rescue, the answer pulls him right in by his shirt. UPDATED 10-16
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,531 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
Like that by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Rasta Guy by xanthofile reviews
Reggie's a normal enough guy, a bit quirky, sure, but normal. This is the story of his romantic saga. Sounds corny, I know, but it's good, if I do say so myself. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005
Dirty South by InSilverShadows reviews
A corporate Yankee moves down South and meets a charmingly offbeat boy who shows him just how refreshing a simple life can be. But the scenery ain't enough to smooth things over when the boy's beloved farm is the spot for a shiny new factory. -M/M slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Where I'm Coming From by felicitous4u reviews
Ever have one of those days where you realize you're gay... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...thought so. Here's my story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2004
The Perfect Man by L. Bedeau reviews
Ethan Williams is a writer for an indie magazine, and he's working on a new column when he runs into someone and the wind knocks it out of his hands. But who picks it up? A man named Marshall Carey. Could Marshall be his man? What are the chances?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006
The Nayslayre's Infamous Carnival by d'Neronique reviews
FINISHED. Inspired, David decides to host a suicide show in his basement. Things get weirder than he expects. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Idolizing Dame Damely by Vanimle reviews
Shane is a shy gay boy who lives above a cafe in Kent, and who is to walk into that cafe one Sunday but the outspoken rocker Shane idolizes, called Dame. Slashy- enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,087 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 7/13/2004
Noise and Kisses by Sakuri reviews
Slash. When the blatantly gay Lucca begins attending Harper's shool, there is an instant attraction between them. Harper has to deal with his own feelings as well as those of his friends, all on top of exam stress...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,829 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006
Aidan's Day by Cass reviews
When Aidan’s mom dips he is left to raise his teenage brothers and sisters alone in a complicated world. A diary style novel. In Chap's 5 & 6 we meet the rest of the cast & crew ad Aidan makes some important decisions
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Fate by tipping ivy reviews
Now that I was gay, going to my brother's Jewish wedding with a skinny Irish boy didn't sound like such a good idea. Unfortunately for me, Reid had other plans.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Just Friends by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Just One of Those Queers in the Next Row by Vitani Le reviews
Every time, he'll always pull some stupid stunt, something where flesh gets exposed, and I end up having to cover my crotch with a fry pan or something equally as stupid to conceal my sexuality from him. [TEN IS BETTER THAN NINE]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005
One of These Days When It's Over by Follow the Leader reviews
(M/M, alcohol, swearing) A young art teacher takes a tedious trip to New York to visit family, and meets another young man in a gay bar. What is the significance of their nightly, nameless trysts?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
Dark Tomorrow by Redeemer343 reviews
A violent, city-wide zombie outbreak forces several strangers together to fight for their lives. At the center is Clive, a well-meaning teenager struggling to deal with the violent death of his father, and the mysterious man who saves his life.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
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Blind Dates reviews
Insane best friends, two guys that don't go out nearly enough, and the reason why your dear "writer" disslikes blind dates. Slash. Rating because this is incridibly mild. This is more of a joke/one-liner then anything, but do enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5/14/2005
A Choir reviews
A poem I wrote for school, about chorus. I love it, and this are my thoughts about it, with the no racizm comment to pacify my teacher and her
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005