Hyacinthe Wing
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Joined 07-10-04, id: 424092, Profile Updated: 09-09-08
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, General, Romance, and General.

Hiii! I figured it was high time to update this little shindig. Make it all presentable, 'n stuff.

I'm Hyacinthe, otherwise known as Butterfly (on the Review Game forums), functionally_stupid on the xkcd forums, and venusian_eye on livejournal. Many faces, people.

I'm more than a little weird, but I really don't mean any harm. Promise.

Current Projects:

Toil and Trouble: The two-year lag in updating this is because my computer broke and I lost all of my files. Plus, I'm a lazy bum. Sorry. Updates will be more frequent in the future! If you even care. (I'm so aloooone.) Status-wise, I'm still in the process of writing it, but I know where the story's going, so, fingers crossed.

No Rest for The Wicked: This one is complete, and I'm editing it and posting it. It's one of my favorite pieces, because it doesn't suck. Really. It has a plot and everything.

Cold Summer: I'm also still working on this, but it's more of a "when the mood strikes me" sort of deal than a serious project. I don't expect it to end up more than seven chapters long, to be honest.

Chariot of Fire: These are my poems, and they are uniformly horrible. Don't look at 'em. Just don't.

Moon Chicken: On hiatus for the forseeable future.

Future Projects:

I actually have quite a bit planned; I'll be doing a really cool thing for National Novel Writing Month this year, but I may be actually publishing that. Oops. Apart from that, I have fanfiction (see livejournal account) to finish, I'll be wrapping up TaT, CS, and MC, and then there's a whole other side-project I have. Basically, my goal is to have at least one slash-themed short story for every day of the year. (Ambitious, no?) I'm in the thirties at the moment, and I've posted some to my livejournal, but I'm not putting any of it up here until I've finished. So... about ten years from now? laughs

Moon Children (aka, Moon Chicken, I need to change that title soon) has a sequel story that's completely different and still in-the-works, called "Ashes". You'll see it someday.

Review Marathon : I'll be participating on August 13th-14th. It's hosted by The Review Game. Check it out!

That's all for now. See you around~!

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Gatekeeper by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE! WARNING! [S] Gatekeeper…Know who you are! Marked by misty white gaze, Seeing visions of desert sands, Doomed to death by foolish people, Last hope for the land.[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Adventures of Jimmy and Satan by FireChainsaw reviews
The second chapter, and the triumphant return of FireChainsaw! I'm not dead yet, y'all. No matter how much you prayed for it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004
Assaulted by hazy scribbles reviews
It’s not like I do it on purpose, you know. It’s not like I intentionally, honestly meant to walk over there and pull all of her hair out and bitch slap her to next month. But you do these things to me, baby, you make me crazy. [implied femmeslash]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Dearly Beloved by Beautiful Midnight reviews
When Matthew Grey transfers from London to California for school, his gothy looks and posh accent frighten the other students. Well, except for Sean. Sean just wants him naked. Permanent Hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 258,090 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
whore by citrus scented reviews
this is my own exorcism. (please, do not judge me) -finished-
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006
Storm by Winterbridge reviews
It comes when you believe. [m/m, one-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2006
Mood Ring Eyes and Cocaine by Second Hand Screams reviews
Rated for language and some minor violence. About love. The kind that last, despite insanity.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006
The Western World by Aracaya Ruby reviews
314-F is an orphan in the Orphano Instituto. She is a member of a world where those who should be trusted are crooked, and those who shouldn't are just trying to find the truth. She will join forces with a terrorist group dedicated to destroying the Wes
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006
Smoke Patterns by Faithless Juliet reviews
At least what I have is real.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006
Bastard Sons by Rai Kamishiro reviews
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Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
The Adventures of Bipolarman by Isamare B. Waswerebeen reviews
To be sequeled...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Denial of Insanity by Wylted-soul reviews
Do you know what it's like to lose your mind? How can you ever explain to anyone what is going on? How do you explain to someone that you think you are going insane?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004
Annoying by Livvy Harden reviews
What to do wtih those annoying people
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Best Damn Battle Ever by Lotos-eater reviews
Randy She-warrior! Brainless hero-with-a-sword! Ditzy Blonde! ALCOHOLIC ELF! Four crazy kids out to stop a bad guy, assuming they can stay sober long enough...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003
Things to Do When Bored and in an Elevator by Thea Lowe reviews
Why must elevator rides always be so boring? Just something I thought was hilarious! Trust me... elevator rides will never be the same...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/12/2004
Stupid Waiting Room by FireChainsaw reviews
Not great. Read at your own risk; don't whine if you don't like it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
A Strange Memory of Chocolate and Dreams by Thea Lowe reviews
The man gave me chocolate and told me that it would solve all of life's persistent questions... How strange can one memory be?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2003
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No Rest for The Wicked reviews
Eliot was a quiet assistant to the Dean of the Magical Studies Department; now he's being tracked by magical assassins for a murder he definitely didn't commit. To make things worse, his bodyguard is the most horrifying woman in the world. Contains F/F.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Toil and Trouble reviews
Amos is an airy-fairy aristocratic young man who flirts with everything and adores clothes, and Zukida is a stern, prudish priestess. Their connection? They both have rather rare "abilities", and they're out to save the world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/13/2006
Cold Summer reviews
A sociopathic boy and an angry girl experiment with their brains. Extremely strong language, unneccessary cruelty for the sake of humor, a permeating sense of bleak despair. Just like real life! And no, it's not about drugs.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007
Chariot Of Fire reviews
My brain is different from your brain. My life is different from your life. Come and see! As I smash my brains onto the paper and hope it's more than just a mess. Don't worry. Sometimes I'm quite sane. 1st chapter sucks, but what the hey.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006
Pink Bunny Pajamas reviews
Slash! Complete! Midden and Aaron are rather unusual !in a half elf, OCD, violent, clubtastic, compulsive cleaning sense of unusual! ...apartmentmates. One is relentlessly cute, the other has anger issues. Hint: Aaron isn't the cute one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Moon Children reviews
When Andromeda brings Aja, her amnesiac daughter, back to the City, events and Aja's sanity begin to spin out of control... eeep! Hiatus.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 7/10/2004
Disturbed reviews
Two girls. Friends? Melian thought they were, but confessions from Karen, that neither of them will admit were genuine, makes her reconsider. But you have to wonder... how does Karen feel?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
Summer Blues reviews
Whee, first chapter, an account of my trip to Quebec! . In which I met Luc, and a strange Brit whose name was definitely not Pierre, but I hugged him as Pierre anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2004