Author has written 46 stories for Song, Love, Humor, Nature, Life, General, Friendship, and War.
Wow, I had a crappy intro there. Who wants to read stories if all the author has to say is 'Hi Y'all.' I'm not even from the south . . .
All right, sorry for that ranting there. That's thinking out loud for ya.
Well, my name is my pen name. Not really. That would be cool if your name was a noun phrase like that. Amber Sky. Actually, if it was my real name, I'd probably hate it. Ha. I was reading other peoples' bio's when I decided, hell, I should probably change mine. They all sounded so nifty and mature, and here I go, babbling like a carnie on speed. I should probably delete this and start over, but for posterity, I'm not going to. That way, in another five months, I can come back here and be all like 'what hell was I smoking.' For the record, I smoke nothing. Nor do I drink. I did, however, recently ingest two Cadbury Creme Eggs.It might be a sugar high. If I have a headache in a half an hour, we'll know.
Holy Hell! I have told you absolutely nothing about myself. That entire paragraph was entirely superfluous. I sincerely appologize for making you read that.
Alright, *rolls eyes at self* so . . . I shouldn't have to state that writing is my favorite activity, but I will just incase any of you are confused for some reason. I don't post anyof my serious stuff here . . . by that I mean . . . stuff I'm actually consitering submitting for possible publication. (I hate the word 'stuff.') I also like to draw. Mostly portraiture and people and stuff. (There goes that damn word again.) Music does in fact, equal life. I hate math .. . speaking of 'equal.' My favorite bands are the Goo Goo Dolls, Shinedown, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and anything rock related. I hate the following genres; polka, hip-hop, rap, screamo, emo, most punk, and country. Some is okay. I love the following genres, Alternative Rock, Adult Alternative Rock, Indie Rock, General Rock, 90's Rock, Classic Rock, 80's Rock, Pop Rock, Mainstream Rock. Are we seeing a pattern? Good! You have just advanced into the 1st grade. Here is your lollypop. I also enjoy driving, hanging out with friends, playing guitar, drums and having a good laugh. (But not at the same time!) I am stupid tonight. What a loser. Point at me and laugh. I like StarWars, LOTR, Spiderman, The Cronicles of Narnia, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Zelda, Killian Murphy is hot, so is Johnny Rzeznik, Final Fantasy, and anything fantasy, sci-fi, horror, comedy related. I will shut up now.
What have we learned from this?
Never write a bio while on a sugar-high.
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