M. Soames
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Joined 07-13-04, id: 424688, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
Author has written 100 stories for General, Young Adult, General, Action, Life, Friendship, Fantasy, Love, Politics, Fantasy, and Religion.

M. Soames - writer of nothing particularly memorable, yet also the writer of nothing particularly forgettable.

62904night by i-kill-4-fun reviews
the night we left for vacation this all happened and i was tired and angry and i just wrote and wrote and i know this is bad and doesn't make sence and i'm sorry for that
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2004
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Consciousness As Propitiation
New chapter: back to the past, destruction of property.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,209 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010
Collected Poetry C
All new poetry to be collected here.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 718 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013
Cigarettes Reconsidered
Not so bad, even a weapon against the fattening god Modernity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
29 and 35
Another muse caught by the libation's snare sings her song.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
After Eight Years: Part II
Twentysomethings after the end of the world who make it more than just, like, their opinion, man. Or some other flat and ironic and irrelevant pop culture references. Would have filed this under "young adult," but seeing as how that genre is full of teenage emo kids and their angst I threw it into "general." Anybody else worry about genre too much? In other news, your face.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,758 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
After Eight Years: Part I
An inadequate account of the arcane incident in the music room.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Unexpected Hit reviews
Bartholomew Collins Artur, noted multimedia artist and political controversialist, is set to discuss the Los Angeles critical scene and his own career in the late twentieth century.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
Stomach Or Liver Or
Something which will not happen but might be fun to watch for a deconstructionist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Coping Less Than One Month To Eight Years reviews
The dance of disorientation, abandonment of the current scenario for theory.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
Evening News Medley reviews
I heard the NEWS tonight (oh boy), about the lucky storm that made the pain...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
He Will Say Suscipiat Sacrificio De Manibus Tuis
But even for a man from centuries ago he is crazed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
How We Sleep reviews
Certainly not the same way anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
A Fight Or Flowers
Afterward there is silence and awkwardness but a better understanding.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
One Month From Now reviews
Always the same in that it is never the same.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Unexplained Vermin 3005
Don't forget to take some time to smell the poison.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Londinium Ardens reviews
"The summer is heating up!"
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Broken Restraint
Don't try this at home, or anywhere.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
A Bird or a Chest of Drawers
Reconsideration or recapitulation?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
Not Altogether There
No, not quite.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Cannot Connect to Network, Love
Interference, it's killing us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
TMI, Part II
Three Mile Island goes all the way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Angelic Suicide reviews
Written to commemorate someone I never met but only ever saw in a peripheral sense, someone who altered the sensibilities of her peers post mortem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Joyful Destruction of His Body for Her Glory
Daydreaming with a side of desire.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
The Law's Letter
What fools the lazy make!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Another Follicular Lament reviews
It looked better the other way.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Decapitating Old Codger
These folks are straight crazy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Omar Khayyam Is Alive And Well In Tehran reviews
Pres. Ahmadinejad could not be reached for comment.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
The Virtuous Poor
Not as virtuous as commonly understood.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
TortoiseShell Sunglasses
Interrupted by her husband, things do not go well.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
All Hail the Atheist reviews
Props to people who can figure out the Atheist in question. For the rest there is deershankage.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Kanoodle Poem reviews
Kanoodle is a real game. This is a real poem about Kanoodle.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Doing What To A Lamp Question Mark reviews
This girl made him do something inappropriate to a lamp. It looks even worse than it sounds.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Love in High Definition reviews
I like technology too much.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
The End of the World, Loss of Gravity
Losing gravity is not something that the earth wants to do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Tumbling Out of a Pub, Not Driving
Poem about a man who should have taken the ride the blonde offered.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Seduced By A Tattoo At A Party reviews
Prose poem about the remarkable effect a woman's tattoo has on a man at a party.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Stroke Of reviews
Have stroke, will fall.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Our Relationship Is Like A Bank
...it needs a bailout because it is too big to fail."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
None Survived
A plotless dream yields up its ghost in poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Unhealthy, Unsuccessful Escapism
Writing isn't always good for the soul.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Joyce Amber Wallace Memorial Conservatory
Featuring ZERO references to the board game, Clue! Guaranteed to be better than falling down on the highway in heels.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
He Kicks Her Out of His Bed reviews
He never did love her, not quite.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Blood Rushes, But In Vain reviews
Soft hands on a psychopath.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
The Last
One should never climb a tree and go to the club the same day. An existential crisis is bound to happen.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Conqueror reviews
About a man you will not like.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Kevavi reviews
A story of one who was conquered, and who conquered.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Young Adult reviews
What does it mean to be a young adult?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The Lesser of Two
Three sets of five, spare your time?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Old September, New September
A day of infamy reborn as a day of triumph.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
In splend'rous disregard for time reviews
A poem without any set meter.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
I could not deny myself that final act
A poem of unconventional convention, a.k.a. free verse.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
She in shadows moved dreamily
A vers d'livre poem of sorts.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
45 reviews
A prose poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
To memory
Something I did not remember at first.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
For some time now I've thought of it
The poem about nothing! Well, not really. It is about SOMETHING something, nothing, it's all the same in the end. Might not be, but I'd be surprised.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Bait, Switch, Die reviews
Omar tries to find the best bargain on the Internet for a digital camera, and is hooked into a scam. But little do they know what Omar can do... action is coming up, be patient, give me some feedback on the story thus far.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Every One Million
Another abstract poem of sorts. Not really sure how to summarize it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Last Gig reviews
Four middleaged musicians stage their last concert in a most unexpected manner.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
His Equal's Feeling
This story has been put on hold indefinitely.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Published: 4/30/2007
Over Time and Under Reason reviews
Something I just jotted down a little earlier in the afternoon. Quick well, I think it's quick and on the more random side, give it a read and, if you like, tell me what you think about it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Red Furniture Gives Me Speakers
An abstract poem, a little weird. Give me your thoughts and review it, if you don't mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The Man Who Could Talk His Way Out of Anything
Story in the form of an epistle by a vile, corrupt lifewrecking monster to one of his lessdamaged victims. Short, but complete for now.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Northern Cervantean poem
A poem about somebody I know. I tried to be a little innovative, but ultimately I think that pride got the best of me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Fisher Man
A man sets out to go fishing and finds Barbara Walters having a ham and cheese sandwich on the ocean floor. Or not.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Hiking, Igloos
An abstract poem, fitting for these cold times!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
The Last of Felt
Dugan is accused of murder and is proven innocent. His innocence is real. Afterward, Dugan commits murder and gets away with it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,973 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
The Snap reviews
They should have listened. A seemingly linear poem (if there is such a subgenre).
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006
The Dime is Blue reviews
Several interconnected verses regarding whatever you want to regard. Or what I want to regard. Either way, regard it as an abstract poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006
Two Years Later reviews
Celebrating two years on Fictionpress. Read this abstract poem and review it, or I'll have the UN subpoena you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
Torn and Wrent reviews
Written after an extended absense from this establishment, the poem is timely (for me, anyway). Read well.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006
The Rape of Cyprice reviews
What ever became of Ulysses' son Telemachus? (N.B. "rape" in the title is closely likened to "kidnapped", as opposed to the involuntary sexual act)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Matricide, Fratricide, and Narracide reviews
Quirky peom - centered around an idea of escape through the elimination of others, of the cruel and the beautiful.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005
Delving reviews
Interesting, true tale (it can be found).
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005
Palymeir: A Fabil reviews
Being a series of personifications of feelings, and a transformation of the known into the original, and a pursuit of a prize unsuspecting.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2005
THREE DREAMS reviews
Three strange dreams are chronicled, linked by the narrator's quick, fleeting love. Rated M for material in the Second Dream. For those of you who feel strong enough... Read and Review.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005
Why Why Why reviews
This poem cannot be summarized - it must be Read and Reviewed!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
A Lesson In Eloquence And Whatnot reviews
This is a poem that refuses - yes, REFUSES - to play by the rules. Please read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
The Tale of Zachary, or Tea, Sometime? reviews
My first poem in who knows how long, it's rather depressing. The tale of Zachary is all about Zachary, and a crisis - in one night.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005
To Lose A Battle reviews
This is an abandoned epic poem I started writing, put on hold indefinitely. Avoid it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
Be Thee Done Then Walk On! reviews
Why bother? Please, for g/d's sake, Read and Review (wouldn't mind if you could do that with some of my other poems, as well).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005
These That Were And Could Still Be
'Tisn't really abstract poetry; no, it's more of a poem written shortly after reading Khayyam.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 1/23/2005
A Poem Consisting of Two Parts
There are two parts of this poem - the second begins at the first's conclusion, which is the Minstrel's commencement.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Choices Are Choices Nothing More
Are choices good or bad, or are they neither? Read, and make your judgement.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Published: 1/2/2005
Consciously Considered reviews
Is this abstract poetry? It's been so long, I've almost forgotten...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
Possibilities Gone
What could have been, had circumstance varied?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 12/31/2004
Not Applicable
Did you think that it was possible? I didn't, either...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 12/30/2004
Everything
Contemplation over a loss of time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 11/29/2004
Temple Of reviews
My first poem in... whoa! It's been much, MUCH too long.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2004
Decide on What? reviews
It's wierd. I had this memory, and it just kept coming up, and then I wrote this, and the memory is quite faint now. Read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004
All and None reviews
I wrote this, the night after I came back from Washington, 7/28/2004. Read, review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004
Cherries reviews
Read it. Just read it. Review it if you want to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
A Tribute to Sartre reviews
A tribute to one of my all time favorite philosophers...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/20/2004
Dead reviews
Ha ha ha! Yes, I'm back! And yes, it's time for... another abstract poem! HA ha ha ha!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004
Justified? reviews
Am I suddenly... starting to make sense? Scary... oh, review it, or I'll be very hurt...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2004
Golden Ponds reviews
Another abstract poem - but much longer than my others! And this time I mean it!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Eyes reviews
Another abstract poem - but just a bit longer than my other ones.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
Rain reviews
Abstract poetry - yeah, that's right: MORE abstract poetry. Have a problem? Review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
The life of one reviews
Quite abstract a poem is this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/13/2004
Men of Earth reviews
Another abstract poem, with just a pinch of politics.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2004
It Is reviews
An abstract poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/13/2004