WakkoRyan
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Joined 07-18-04, id: 425733
Author has written 6 stories for Haiku, General, Humor, and Essay.

I'm from Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada. If anyone is from the area, let me know! I want to know if anyone else from Crappyville is ruinging their lives in the same way I am.

Birth date: September 22, 1982. I have trouble enough updating my own stories...do you think I'm going to come back to my profile EVERY YEAR to change my age?

I make no claim of competence.

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Peace by banjkazfan reviews
Comfort comes in strange ways.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Roswell by banjkazfan reviews
17 year old Rhiala Rothesay has been working on a video game for two years for her siblings, Carl and Melanie. But when they enter it for the first time, something goes extremely wrong.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Fade by banjkazfan reviews
My look from the outside in on having a younger brother, and another on the way. A touch melodramatic, yes, but I feel better after writing it.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Sisterhood Is by banjkazfan reviews
This was written for my little brother Dylan, and my soontobe baby brother Caleb.I don't know what your definition of sisterhood is, but I'd like to think I got it pretty close.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
What's With that Weirdo? by banjkazfan reviews
The pathetic history of my fanfiction life in less than 5 pages. Dedicated to WakkoRyan, my first reviewer and very good friend. I don't think I would've made it this far without his help!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Communication by banjkazfan reviews
I wrote while trying to communicate with my 100 year old great great great aunt...just read and review, please.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006
A Lesson In Stripes by banjkazfan reviews
No summary necessary. It's basically just a personal experience gone mad.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
Haiku about Haiku by Simulacra reviews
Take these with a grain of salt. Rated T for language.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 130 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/30/2003
Office Life by October Undies reviews
I'd spit in your coffee. But that's such a cliche.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005
BORED! by toastyluv reviews
this is my 30th post here...neat eh! screams IM BORED
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
Bungee Jumping by Saeo reviews
Not one of my bests, but it's still ok...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Queen by Funky Munky reviews
A posh quasi-British tale of a butler, a queen, and some hot pockets (though not in that order). Don't not R&R.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004
Stabbing Dachshand by Ruinous Works reviews
It starts with the little things... and then you SNAP! Review please.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Blink of an Eye by Simon Psyc reviews
If anyone understands this story, could you please explain it to me? I'm lost. my 50th story on FictionPress. Isn't that wonderful?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2003
Honest Mistake by Funky Munky reviews
I swear it was just an honest mistake...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2003
Joe and the Amazing NonMagical Dreambus by Simon Psyc reviews
The insane epic of Joe Jones and his Amazing Non-Magical Dreambus. Read it, or no enlightenment for you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
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I Want A NonAlcoholic Bar reviews
No way that's going to happen.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/6/2005
Bleeding Mouth reviews
I have blood in my mouth. Find out why.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
Be Thankful reviews
You'll be thankful if you read the author's note at the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005
Fog You, Saint John reviews
I wrote some haikus about a string of foggy days in June or July, and didn't get around to publishing them until I read "Canada" by The Prideful Mink (4-8-03)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004
I miss Animaniacs reviews
Just randomness combining some Animaniacs quotes. The title sums it up.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7/22/2004
Give me a job reviews
I had been out of college for about 5 weeks, and no one had hired me. So I wrote this.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/22/2004