Author has written 7 stories for Horror, Humor, Fantasy, Humor, General, and General.
Occupation: Pirate King
Hope you liked the bio, but I have more important matters to discuss. I AM ON A QUEST! That's right, a quest. I am on a quest to be on ONE THOUSAND FAVORITES LISTS!!!!!!!!! So help me out! All you have to do is go to one of my stories. Open the little menu at the bottom. Then hit "Add to Favorite Authors". That's it!! So go do it now!!!
Current #: 12 Wow,I suck. Thank you to those who have helped my quest. I shall try to repay you by reviewing your stuff.
Stuff about me.
Sites I visit:
"We all float down here."-Pennywise from "It" by Steven King
"You must wade through the bitter waters in order to reach the sweet." Van Helsing in "Dracula", by Bram Stoker
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"-Marlon Brando, The Godfather.
"I will rule the earth with my iron fist! YOU!! OBEY THE FIST!"-Invader Zim
"Oh, look, it's da room where ve melt people, you melt away, ya?"
"Sweet Lady Freedom!! Lets make out!!- Strongbad, from
"The Lincoln Squirrel, has been assasinated! We'll stick with this story all night if we have to!"-Kent Brockman, The Simpsons.