Snow Gryphon
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Joined 07-21-04, id: 426321
Author has written 6 stories for Song, Humor, and Fantasy.

You may recognize me as Snow Charizard from FF.net. I would have went by Snow Charizard here, but Snow Gryphon is a bit more suitable, don't ya think? Anyway. I'm a young, hopeful and ambitious author who can and will take any critcism thrown her way. Imainly work under the fantasy category, as I hate feeling limited by a realty-like world. I write poetry often and there are rare occurances where I will stray into other categories of prose. If I'm feeling adventurous that is.

Age: 14
Birthday: 30/12/92 (hint hint wink wink)
Gender: Female
Country: England
Whees: Writing, drawing, bossing people about, chocolate, being silly, Pokemon, South Park, Friends, Invader Zim, JtHM, Squee, tea, caffiene, sugar, chatting, friends, awesomeness, originality, weirdness, bizarre things, Monty Python, action movies, comedies, some anime, cartoons, laughing at teen angst, sleep, TV, myself, Gamecube, DS, arguing, getting funny looks, raaainbows (=D), happy things, blue, when people laugh at my lame jokes, the film Heathers, parodies, satire, a few horrors, Star Wars, reading, Warrior Cats, drawing comics, spouting nonsensical gibberish, being myself, people who don't fuss, the smell of new video games, money and what you buy with it, rock music

Boos: Sports, chatspeak (talking to me in this is guarenteed to get you ignored and get me annoyed) people who look and act the same, vegetables, seriousness, Little Britain, Family Guy, being told what to do, slow mail orders, JV fangirls, fangirls, some anime, soaps, fake insanetee which consists of screaming pie or cheese, webdrama, Sony, my headmaster, emotastic stuff, chavtastic stuff, whiners, monochrome colours, pink, people who take themselves way too seriously, people who tell me to grow up, ignorance, homophobia, racism, all other -isms, having religion forced on me, rave

I'm thinking about rewriting switchCREED. I've tried it in written form, I've tried it in comic form and I can't seem to get it right how I like it. I dunno why, it's so awkward to get it right but I really like what I've started and from now on, I intend to finish things!

Well lets spice this baby up a little, shall we? What with...hmm...hmm...hmm? Oh yes! Taster quotes from my stories (so please, for the love of god, will this encourage you to read them? ;_;)

'You should be dead'
'Should be, meant to be, want to be' - Rhenim and Kivouri respectively, Bittersweet Irony

'Prophetic-sounding dreams. That's new' - Kivouri, Bittersweet Irony

'Love it when I wake up and not have to be aware my lungs are going to burst in a few hours' - Kivouri, Bittersweet Irony

'Without something, there's only nothing...and nobody wants their existance to mean nothing' - Bittersweet Irony

'FFP stands for Fast Food Prep. Basically it’s a class where the failures of tomorrow are prepared for their life in fast food servitude.' - switchCREED

'Naked? That’s annoying, I think with a bit of dull irritation coursing through me. It isn’t the being naked really. It’s the fact I hate not wearing my orange bobble hat. ' - switchCREED

'Being stoned made everything make a little more sense. Even when you’re probably in a spaceship with an unpredictable alien.' - switchCREED

'Cerbes, what colour is the sky on Erf?'
'Blue?'
'Nope. It’s the year 2124 and the sky has been pink for a long time' - Smutt and Cerbes resepectively, switchCREED

'Hey Mikey'
'My name is not ‘Mikey’. I’m not planning on taking your disgusting, degrading and, in your inferior eyes, ‘cute’ infantile nicknames. The name given to me by my parental units is ‘Michael’ and you will refer to me as so if you will not accept my true name of Beelzebub'
'Stop being so weird'
'Weird? Is that what you call intelligence, and growing disdain for human kind?'
'Well yeah, intelligence is pretty damn weird' - Sloane and Michael respectively, Malice

'Damn, I love pointlessly wasting time' - Ricky, Malice

'Shut up Sloane. Open it!'
'Oh my god, it's the memoirs of Elvis!'
'Really?'
'No, how stupid are you?' - Ricky and Sloane in that order, Malice

'You'd rather be outside than playing Nintendo?'
'Well, yeah'
'Dude, what kind of teenager ARE you?' - Sloane and Ricky respectively, Malice

'Seriously, Sloane. This’ll work. They’ll get the idea. The concept is that by showing how different I am to the stereotype, they’ll realise that they were wrong and put me in wood technology.'
'...and the only way you can do this is by dressing in drag?'
'Well yes.' - Ricky and Sloane respectively, Malice

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Culpability
Aging nurse Bebero doesn't know who to trust anymore. Is Ava as culpable as she first thought? Oneshot, set in my fictional world, Datté.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Malice reviews
Sloane and her best gay friend Ricky are on their last year of enforced schooling. But between a bitch, a psychotic complex between them, a hippy teacher, a sevenyearold AntiChrist, musical numbers and raging insanity, can they survive it? R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Heir reviews
Darkear, a young gryphon, is being hunted by seemingly everybody. His blood is sacred, yet tainted. Darkear and Blackhawk need to pull their strength together if they're to overcome Darkear's inheritence...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007
Bittersweet Irony
Kivouri, exiled Kitsune of New Fire tribe, sets off on a journey to find answers. For the soulgem on his forehead which has lost all colour and more importantly...about his purpose. Oneshot, better than it sounds.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,134 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
switchCREED reviews
One minute, you're quite happily a weirdo. Next minute you're being abducted, experimented on, befriend an alien, fly around in space and of course are marked for assasination by the Galactic Empire Front. Wonderful...all I wanted was a damn sleepover.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006
Zephyr Tempest reviews
Sing a rapturous song for me, sailing through a white sea.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006
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