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Joined 07-25-04, id: 427217
Author has written 6 stories for Action, Love, Family, Essay, and Romance.

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began.
"I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."

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Lovely Night in somebody's Bed reviews
A high school student finds out that he has magic for sexual interference with teenage girls R&R MIGHT BE NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG KIDS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Was ist School? reviews
A german boy that just came from germany with no english at all finds himself in a school full of Americans
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/10/2005
Death to Suki reviews
Just like the title read it and review
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005
my little sister reviews
This is not exacly a poem or a story, but its about/for my little sister. read it and review
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004
eyes of love reviews
This is mainly about my girlfriend, you have to read it and make a review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004
Jack the Dragon reviews
Ok I can not tell you about the story you have to read it, the grammer may suck but its good so leave a review.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004