Uncle Al
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Joined 07-27-04, id: 427609
Author has written 4 stories for Humor.
Uncle Al is the result of an experiment in Gifted education that went terribly right. Those burned spots are people who tried and failed to get the geni back into his bottle. Uncle Al says,

"I don't have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit."

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I Get so ANGRY
Uncle Al suffers the U/Crapitoba campus library
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Published: 8/8/2004
We Need a Sample of Your Brain reviews
Government wants everything - even your dreams. It is prepared to take it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2004
The Statement of the Unionation reviews
President Bush the Lesser addresses a joint session of Congress and the nation.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004
Heaven Come to Earth reviews
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada used to be at the bottom of giant Lake Agassiz. Then some idiot looking for Excalibur pulled the plug and let the horrible oozing pestilent thing suck air.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004