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Joined 07-29-04, id: 427994
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, General, and Song.
Hey i'm lazy and refuse to fill out a good bio this will probley change later but for now the deal is: Music: i love punk, metal, hardcore and rock and ska for sure i also play bass and guitar. Movies: action, humor and... um humor horror i supose. Sports: fighting, parkour, track and i guess golf and FOOTBALL. TV: CSI and CSI NY, NCIS, HOUSE, and anything funny im done i guess thats better than i expected but you guys probley have a good idea about me cya
A Christmas Parable by Guitar Dude reviews
A send-up to all of those Christmas poems that are enlightening. It tells of a very important moral lesson, so pay attention. Think of this next time you think of playing "White Christmas" again. Rated PG for a bit of language. Happy Holidays to all,
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
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When Elves Attack reviews
After a blistering defeat of Santa the elves celebrate but will santa stay gone? 2nd story WHOLE THING IS UP. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004
I Pee Freely by Yellow River reviews
the i pee freely by yellow river joke is fufiled here is my attempt at lyrics for it R&R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004
Turtle Cake Adventures reviews
oh my gosh. (read the story) nto capable of expressing in words
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004