Frosty Pickle Juice
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Joined 08-02-04, id: 428621
Author has written 18 stories for Play, Love, School, Humor, Song, and Romance.

DEATH! YAY! MAIM! YAY! KILL SEAN *COUGH* I MEAN...no, wait…I mean Sean. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

WHO IN HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?!?

HAVN'T YOU HEARD?

um...no

I AM STEVE!!!!

o_o...and I care...why?

I AM THE YOU THAT ENJOYS OTHER’S PAIN!!!

Great! Bobbette and Bobly had a kid!
I don't frickin' care who you are! Stop writing my bio!!!

FINE!!!! BUT REMEMBER! Every child that falls down, I'LL BE THERE! Every person who falls off a cliff, I'LL BE THERE! Ev-

We all get it!!! What we don't, is care!!!!

FINE THEN, I'LL JUST LEAVE!

YES!!!! *looks at everyone and clears throat* sorry about that. For your convenience, I have listed all the people in my head that have been named.


Bobbette-
Lovesick me. Is currently wanted for a reward, but onlyif you return her dead.
Description- Pink hair. Heart shaped glasses. Knee length pink skirt and pink shirt with red hearts all over it.

Bobly-
Angry me. Doesn't really come out that often, but when he does, one word: run, currently on the fritz because he's in love with Bobbette
Description- read, yellow, and orange hair. Always wears red. Has bruises on his knuckles.

Bobina-
Hyper/sugar highme. Coming out more and more frequently because of Bobbette's take over of my mind.
Description- wears bright yellow clothing. Has brown hair, but bright yellow eyes. Loves candy and ice cream

Frosty Pickle Juice-
Um...duh. Creative/crazy (is there even a difference?)
Description- dark green hair streaked with white, lime green eyes, wears green and white clothes.

Bobseur-
Acting me. Comes out when I'm at YAT, or at least when Bobina isn't.
Description-Wears a French beret, can talk in many accents and change his hair and eye color at will

Billy-
Pessimistic/depressed me. Again, comes out more and more frequently because of Bobbette’s freedom
Description- has dark blue, almost black, hair. Wears dark blue clothes. Stands by himself in the corner

Steve-
Me who enjoys other's pain. Appears to be the product of a depressed Bobbette turning to Bobly, since she couldn't get Sean
Description-previously had pink and red hair, but dyed it black. Wears a shirt that says “Please fall down so that I can laugh at you” with camo pants

Stephanie-
Normal me (wait. I have a normal me?!?!?!!?!?!?!?)
Description- brown hair, hazel eyes. Wears alternately shirts that say “Everyone has multiple personalities, some people just don’t name them” and “I’m an only child, I just have an annoying teenager living at my house”


MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!

I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME, IT WAS FORMERLY headsuphorses

THIS HAS BEEN FOR YOUR BENEFIT, THANK YOU

Favorite Quotes

"'SHE'S EP!!! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW EP!?' EP's Follower asked shocked 'EP SHOULD BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!' Everyone took a very large step back from EP's Follower."

EP RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is my idol!!!!

This is a quote from, my good friend, Zako Lord of Randomnessness's story "Skitz!"

"If I had a penny for every time you did or said something stupid, Bill Gates would be cleaning my toilets."

-Me

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

-Unknown

A Warning:
This was made up by me and EP on the bus on the way home from a MAO trip, so...yeah.

"Art Critic 1(looking at still life entitled Still Life With Apple, Banana, and Pear): The apple is obviously filled with anger at the banana.
Art Critic 2(looking at same painting): The banana on the other hand is obviously deeply, passionately in love with the pear.
Art Critic 1: The pear, unfortunately, is
(look at each other)
Both: Gay."

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Not My Type by Rachel L reviews
Hayley is dead set on the type of guy she wants – short, dark haired, and with brown eyes. But can she make an exception when her tall, blonde, blue eyed friend Spencer falls for her? [Finished]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006
To Do the Impossible by searchlight reviews
Written while listening to some beautiful yet powerful classical music, "The Great Romance" as in Black, Red and White
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005
I don't know you by Issa Rune reviews
I'm over you now
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Sleep Forever by generalquistis reviews
If you remain asleep forever, you'll always see him.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
WOBLIES by Green-Chi reviews
In a magical place called... Darien, CT, changes are happening... Scary changes! (It's a comedy play) R&R!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/9/2004
Fake by Ketsurui-sama reviews
She's always pretending to be someone else.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2004
junior high by Baya reviews
peom about friends and what happend to them in junior high
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004
The Curse of Beauty by Searching4Truth reviews
A young maiden falls in love with a blind prince...but Cupid, the god of Love interferes. (Complete)
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004
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Why?
Why even bother caring about love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 1/17/2006
The Ravings of a Mind in Love reviews
This is all the random stories I have made up about the guy I'm in love with. Come on, I know ALL writers have been there, and even non-writers, in their heads.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
The Worst
This is about all the frustration I feel at not knowing an answer, and just wanting to get the question over with.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Published: 1/10/2006
Amazing reviews
Just thoughts...strange ones.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/13/2005
Confusing
“Bring on rain/Let it flow and mix with my tears/‘Cause my heart hasn’t felt this confused/In all of my few years” Rating not because of anything bad, I just don't think younger kids would really get it...it's more of a rhythm in my head, but you can figu
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Published: 11/3/2005
The Nerd's Book of Love reviews
M for chapter 2 , only kissing, but kinda serious kissing the note explains/“I guess you’d better kiss me quick before you turn hideously ugly with bacon for lips” she chuckled, He pulled her just a fraction of an inch closer “Do you want me to kiss you?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/14/2005
Above the Water reviews
just a song about, even being a kid, wishing i could get away from it all once in a while.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005
I Think reviews
Poem about a boy at school, if you want to know more about him you can read "Ode to some guy in 8th grade" or all the other poems except "CHEERLEADER"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/5/2005
Thank You reviews
It's sort of long, but I like it. Please R&R! Holly, it isn't to anyone in particular.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Happy Again reviews
This is a poem that pretty much explains itself, not a mushy as the title suggests!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
You'll be Sorry reviews
It is, admittedly, a love song, but it's barely one! just switch about three words and you would have a song for ANYONE at my middleschool!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
Fall reviews
If you've read any of my other poetry, yup, same guy, I'm getting a little tired of everything, But I don't want pain
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004
Animals of my Life reviews
PG for chapter two, this is a story about aspects of my life from the animal's POV
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
Three Little Words reviews
A poem about a nightmare I had
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/20/2004
Do I Really Want to Know? reviews
Anyone who has read some of my other poetry, Guess Who? And no you don't get a prize for guessing correctly. A nice little poem about how I feel, and how I’m sure everyone's felt at some point.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004
CHEERLEADERS reviews
a poem about cheerleaders from my point of veiw you may need to look up one word.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
Ode to Some Guy in the 8th Grade reviews
i hate my self right now! this is the sappiest thing i have ever written and i hope like heck that he doesn't find this! but [lease read it anyway!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/4/2004
Four Random Girls and Their Idiosyncrises reviews
PG for caution this is a skit that me and my friends wrote for the talent show. One-Shot it's all here.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2004