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Joined 08-08-04, id: 429824
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy.

Let's see. My penname is the Square Turkey, but I used to be called Icy Pheonix (as I spelled 'phoenix' wrong, that was one of the reasons for changing my name). I'm 16 and American. Any other details are pretty much pointless.

I highly recommend the following authors: Respect is sexy, Pixy-Dizzy, Wyvernwings, Casey Drake, Zozma, Marsalbione, and S.J.Maas, all for varying degrees of awesomeness. I could give them all their little descriptions, but that would take too long, both because there's so many and because I have limitless good things to say about them.

Also, Ayelle's story is not too far off!

I appreciate reviews. Thanks.

:~D

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To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Tales of the Sun Sin by Zozma reviews
There's nothing special about my story. I'm just your average, omnipotent wizard employed weekly to save the worlds. I'm also a snappy dresser.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 399,863 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Stranger Danger by Respect Is Sexy reviews
Looks from the title to be a lot like Cautionary Tale, but isn't quite. The subject is the same - don't ask me why I decided to write about this twice - but the storyline is different. You could actually take this as a sequel to CT, if you wanted to.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Triple the Fun by KimiTheKiller reviews
THIS IS A TRUE STORY! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED! Threesome MM MF Butt Sex Anal SMUT! LEMON!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
The Old Part by marsalbione reviews
just don't read this. its seriously awful. not done, but this incarnation of it wont ever be.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,401 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
The Omnipotence Draught by Respect Is Sexy reviews
A hero wannabe, a poetically inclined faerie, a witch in denial, and a con artist set out to rescue the daughter of a famous witch-hunter. (limited space for summary)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,025 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
Everlasting Gaia by BlueSaviour15 reviews
She is the Great Lady. She is Mother Earth. She preceded the birth of mankind and is and always will be the original Mother. The Goddess speaks to her children...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006
Untitled for now by Seas of Cheese reviews
I don't have much written yet. Basically, a humorous retelling of my experiences as a freshman in college
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
PLAYING GAMES by sweet-talker reviews
this is a lemon fic. sex scenes here. its a damn hot summer day and siblings make the most out of it.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2003
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Fate Hates Us reviews
A quest for revenge, for love, and for...pissing everyone else off because you simply won't shut up and have nothing better to do.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006
Destinies Intertwined reviews
Don't read this, it's really bad. See the rewrite entitled Fate Hates Us.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,992 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
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