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Joined 08-09-04, id: 430026, Profile Updated: 07-29-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Well, now you've done it.

I don't really read about Malaysian Cowboys and I prefer the doctor over Sano. I procrastinate and get lazy and read manga instead of write write write. But don't be fooled! It's my passion and I'll get back to it when it really counts. I like nice people and sometimes they don't like me, but if you're smiling, I'll smile and I'm pretty sure we'll be keen on each other. I love food and pastries and basically want to eat nothing but croissants until I die. I've wanted France since I was eight and Japan since I was eleven. I'm young for my age, old for my body, and wise for my immaturity. I look like a sixteen-year old until I open my mouth -- but dammnit, Imunna dress conservatively now. I obsess. I obsess. I obsess. I obsess. This is true.

Chat me up. I like nice people. And please, please, please don't use y!fangirl talk on reviews. Every time you squeal over Frankie, a baby dies. D:

UPDATES: Hey, all. I'm actually going to be updating Flowers! :D Yuss, yuss, the day of love and virtue and happy sex has come! A chapter seven, at last, Alora is not lazy anymore! Except... with the update comes an entire new story. I'm going to be EDITING all of Flowers, revamping most of the paragraphs since it's gotten a little stale to me. I've gotten better at the comedy style since I started this last winter and I'm planning on making it TOTALLY better. So WATCH OUT!! :D Frankie is unna be fresh, new, and sexier than ever. :)

I'm thinking... that I'll completely re-do the story, in a different file-name, just to tell the difference. I'll give all you people who are on story-alert and not on author-alert a shout-out on Chapter Seven, to link you over to the new unn. :D

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Northstar by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. I guess I shouldn’t have punched him. Or asked him to come to my funeral. Or to bring daffodils and chase peeing dogs from my grave. On second thought, what sort of freak is he that he wants to be friends with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Take Your Pants Off by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] They just can't do anything right. He can't even get Ray's clothes off without stubbing his toe and breaking at least three valuable objects in the process. [Awkward sex is more fun than you think.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2006
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cityLIGHTS reviews
It's that unsettling feeling in your stomach, the instinct that says something isnt quite right. Someone is about to die or that someone, somewhere is crying their heart out. But this feeling is most staggering to Eli now because it's suddenly a GOOD omen
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008
Flowers for Frankie reviews
Kevin has a problem: he's got a mob of underage girls fangirling all over him. To get them off his back, he announces he's gay... But this only creates a much bigger problem. A persistent one named FRANKIE. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007