eleine kruez
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Joined 08-10-04, id: 430223, Profile Updated: 03-19-10
Author has written 8 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

Hi, I'm Eleine Kruez (duh:slaps forehead:) and thanks so much for taking the time to click on my profile and browsing around. Anyway, this space was relatively blank for quite a while and I thought it's high time to put in a little info about me (meaning I'm bored senseless and thought I'd go for the much-needed ego boost and rattle off about myself :grin:).

Uh, I like writing romance, as I am an incurable romantic, and I really love it when people review. Can you make a wild guess what I'm hinting on? Hehe. But seriously, if you're looking for something heavier, I would suggest looking elsewhere, especially if you're into something angsty because I only write those when I live and breathe the slogan "Life's Sh!t then You Die" and that doesn't happen very often. Ooh, and I can be pretty melodramatic, just thought I'd warn you. :D

What else? I also write fanfics, though lately I've started to focus more on original works. Most of the stories here are on-going, so updates are a bit irregular, depending on inspiration and/or time constraints and other stuff. But don't get discouraged by long (and infrequent) updates.

I think that's it, I can't think of anything else to say. What do you want to know? Ooh, my sign's cancer, if it means anything to anyone. And I love pasta and button mushrooms. Hmm...it's already been established I live and breathe fluff and romance, so what else is there to know? Anyway, I'd love to hear from you guys, be it criticisms, reviews, dissings, or just emails saying hi or talking about weather. No chain e-mails or forwards, though. Drop me a line or two? ;)

I'm a member of Young Writers 101 http:///group/youngwriters101/


Indigo Dreams (on hold as I can't stop doodling the characters to actually start writing it =p)

Edrick: benevolent (if somewhat short-tempered and rude) king on a quest to save the land Nazneen: the prince’s fiancée who’s hell-bent on saving the kingdom and marrying the man Breena: A lady’s lady whose main concern is ensuring her mistress’ safety and well-being and damn those who get in her way Halden: loyal bodyguard to Lady Symonia who hates Edrick upon sight Hadara: land whose fate depends on them. Its people are fervently praying.

A Bit of Pixie Dust (oneshot)

A side-story of sort to Breathing Life into a Statue. A pixie's journey to the side of the one she loves.

Playing House (ongoing)

She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several citations for bravery. Their worlds were as different as silk and leather and they would’ve happily gone on their separate, decidedly different lives if only their worlds didn’t have to collide into one another in a crash worthy of the Big Bang. They both made a mistake when they got drunk and married each other. But that’s okay, nothing a quiet divorce can’t handle. Problem is, her aunt is threatening to disinherit her if she didn’t make good her marriage vows, even if they were presided by ‘70’s Elvis.

Bound to Love Evil (resurrected =)

Meet Sheridan (the harridan), newly-awakened First-Class Demon. She’s a bit rusty with fire-invoking spells and the like, having Slept for the past century or so, but don’t let her pleasant countenance fool you. Meet her first conquest since Waking: Michael Simmons, romance novelist by day…romance novelist by night. Not bad on her first month back on the job, right? Sure, he’s devoutly Catholic and as stimulating as a conversation with a dead gnat, but she’s got his pure, untarnished soul in the bag. Thing is, it’s not really smart to fall in love with the one you sold your soul to, no matter how beautiful or sexy or plain damned adorable she can be.

Breathing Life into a Statue (complete)

Adrienne Clarke is one of most the popular seniors of X High. She's got enough brain not to fail, she's got more than enough money to buy anything and anyone, and she's spoilt-rotten to the core. The only thing that doesn't fit in her perfect world is the fact that she's single. Put on the spot, she picks a random stranger and declares him to be Love of Her Life, her Boyfriend. But there's a little snag in her plan. The guy she chose to fill the gap and make her life ideally flawless was slowly turning it upside-down, making her realize it's not so perfect after all.

By Your Leave (on hold)

When the Earl of Rhone employed Elisa Strachan, he wasn't expecting the penniless waif to explode in tirades of French and Shakespeare in fits of temper that only seem to happen in his presence. Determined to unravel the mystery surrounding the new maid, he pieces clues together, only to realize he's fallen in love.

Hallie's Comet (oneshot)

A short piece on how a young woman spends most of her afternoons and its reward. It reflects a bit on how I used to spend the first fifteen minutes after the final bell rings some time ago. :chuckles:

Your Sun and Your Moon (oneshot)

Ken's passion has always revolved around painting, and Serena's on Ken. As artists, they both saw Anya epitomize grace, but they embraced the fact differently. Serena reflects on her relationship with Ken and his with Anya.

Catriona Chronicles (oneshot(s)) - taken down

This is a collection of oneshots (that can be read without relation to one another) about a series of events in Cat's life. It's mostly supposed to be funny, with a little insight on how she keeps trying to go after The Love of Her Life (aka Peter) after countless rejections and stuff. It's a bit melodramatic and all-together crappy, but I write about her misadventures to practice. I like writing Cat's never-say-never approach (which borders on idiocy) to love. You might enjoy it who knows?


Hao. Still alive. Sorry updates have been a while (I've just posted part 20 of Playing House for those interested). To the people asking if I have stopped writing: NO, I have not. I just haven't updated in a while. I'm sorry 'bout that. I know how frustrating waiting can be, but things have been really hectic lately so I haven't had much chance to write anything so updates have been slow. I plan to continue and hopefully finish the stories I've posted. It may take months, years even, but hopefully we'll see (well, read) it through the end. But at the same time, thank you to everyone who's been reading and waiting for each update, no matter how long it usually takes. =)

As for complaints about the loss of q-marks in the stories. I KNOW. This has been a recurring problem even with Statue. It's frustrating because I do make the effort of ensuring the q-marks are there when I post it. Sometimes it just disappears and I appreciate the readers letting me know, I really do. I only ask that you don't talk to me as if I remove them simply to annoy the snot out of you. I don't. I'm not that much of an idiot and annoying and/or frustrating my readers isn't in the agenda. But thank you, nonetheless for the heads up. Did I sound too btchy just now? Sorry. Maybe it's me being defensive, but the tone really had my hackles rising. :sigh:

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Catch Me When I Fall by cynically amused reviews
I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2006
Flowers for Frankie by alorattack reviews
Kevin has a problem: he's got a mob of underage girls fangirling all over him. To get them off his back, he announces he's gay... But this only creates a much bigger problem. A persistent one named FRANKIE. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Far Away, in a distant filing cabinet by Erisah Mae reviews
What if God took out an insurance policy on Earth? R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
My Wonderwall by spacebunny reviews
(Slash) I truly did not know that I might like boys...that is, until I was kissed by one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,448 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005
Hallowed be thy name by Mars Demo reviews
I was perfectly happy with my life, that is, until my mother sent me to counseling at my church... let me be the first to tell you, I am not gay Yaoi, rating has gone up, beware
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Scotch and Cyanide by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Durante, a hitman and jack-of-all-trades, is given his mission: the assassination of the naïve heir to a dynastic corporation, Kristian Radford. The plan is to seduce and kill him, but what happens when Durante falls for his victim? [Two Parts]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/22/2004
Cut & Paste by nobody important reviews
A collage of advice from parents, friends, teachers, enemies, birds and rabbits that I butchered, sifted and strung together. Complete and utter Randomness
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2002
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Breathing Life Into a Statue reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Playing House reviews
She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several commendations for bravery. They have to remain married for at least 6 months or she loses it all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005
Indigo Dreams reviews
Indigo lies between blue and violet. Sometimes, she is trapped by his eyes, lost between reality and dreams.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
A Bit of Pixie Dust reviews
A pixie's journey back to her partner's side. A sidestory to Breathing Life into a Statue that hopefully ties up the loose ends. ::aka this explains how Adrienne got the pixie::
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2006
By Your Leave reviews
When the Earl of Rhone employed Elisa Strachan into his household, he wasn’t expecting the maid to spout off Shakespeare and French during mad fits that seem to happen only in his presence. Just what is it that makes Elisa so different?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,664 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 9/18/2004
Bound to Love Evil reviews
Question: What would you have to give up to find Love? Answer: Your soul. A devout Catholic and a First-Class Demon living together? Mike tries to catechize Sheridan (the harridan) while she teaches him the thrills of being a little bit evil.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005
Your Sun and Your Moon reviews
Ken's life revolves around Anya and Serena's on him. She ponders her relationship with him and his with Anya.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005
Hallie's Comet reviews
A meteor. The comet brushed against the fringes of the solitary planet’s quiet orbit. Please read?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004