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Joined 08-11-04, id: 430458
Author has written 64 stories for Life, Nature, School, Humor, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, War, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, and Work.

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Yesterdays by TheFlameofSilver reviews
Recapturing a precious memory
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Whispers in the Rain by UnspokenDesires reviews
this is the first poem i've ever written...read it and tell me how i'm doing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005
I Miss You by TheFlameofSilver reviews
I know the rhyming is a bit simple in this. I was mostly concerned in just getting the point across
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
Poetry In Motion by Superman and Cheese reviews
Poetry moving from one spot to the other
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005
I Love YouI Hate You by bayshel-wass reviews
I have a very love/hate relationship with my grandmother, and now she's back in the hospital, and I think she may die. Just trying to work out the confusion of my feelings here.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
Shadow Child by blackday reviews
yea. i think longview was playing in the background
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
etc by fren chi reviews
that tree is a cobweb of my mind. take that starbucks! this is meant to be somewhere inbetween humour and seriousness.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
Questions by BleedingTruthLex reviews
Ask 'em, if you want
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
Locked Away by Kastirina-123 reviews
She was insane..She killed..She heard voices..She was afraid. Enter the mind of Ezzie, and insane escaped mental patient and her plan to end the voices..Once and for all. THE ORGIN OF FLEA is now up, after months I have updated. I am sorry.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
Katerina and the Wolf Prince a Fairy Tale by ThistleDemon reviews
A Russian styled fairy tale, with a shepherdess, a prince of wolves, and the morally ambiguous Baba Yaga who stole the girl's brother. A classically written fairy tale with romance and style.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2005
The Diary of Benton by Superman and Cheese reviews
A story of young Benton's desperate cry for help, and the love he received in return
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Animate the Inanimate by Crimany reviews
basically a school assignment, had to animate something inanimate. so i did. and i sort of liked what came out.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Verve by Melissa Perez reviews
An artist paints the portrait of a young lady with a tragic history. (Part 3 of 4. The others will come as I finish them.)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
Fae by William G. Thorne reviews
And beautiful is the faery land, but an eerie tale to tell...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2005
An Untraditional Irish Blessing by TheFlameofSilver reviews
Just a little Irish blarney
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005
In the Car by TheFlameofSilver reviews
Inside a car hidden from the outside world
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004
Spork by greenelephant reviews
I also had to write this for creative writing but I thought it was funny so yeah tell me what you think
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2004
Dreaming Truths by wandering fire reviews
Pay attention to your dreams, they give you your truth
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
Dark Child by TheFlameofSilver reviews
You can't get anyone's attention living in the dark
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004
Masaka by Koholos reviews
A historical fantasy. Based VERY loosely upon Japan's early feudal times, A heroic story. (Tough Critics accepted and appreciated.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Stiff, Decaying, Cold by you wear me like a complexxx reviews
All living things meet the same fate, they die.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
A Quiet Evening at Home by Jewish Heathen reviews
Two girls + a bottle of Scotch = philosophical bliss! Warnings: alcohol use
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
How are You? by Llybian reviews
Every one asks this question not really wanting the answer
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
Dance, Dance, Dance by TheFlameofSilver reviews
A poem on dancing
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004
Interrogation Room by TheFlameofSilver
A cinquain of a guilty mind
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Anger by TheFlameofSilver reviews
What it's like to be taken over by rage
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004
Night by TheFlameofSilver reviews
The moments before falling asleep
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004
Ode to Bricklepuss my Kitty by El Smurfo reviews
I actually don't own a cat, but if I did, it would be a cat like this. The horror, the horror...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2004
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Blissful Madness reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
Black Out reviews
Why was goodbye so hard when I knew I'd be with him again soon?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/21/2005
Just Another Monday reviews
wrote this nearly eons ago, about a bad day at work.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2005
Another Dead Friend reviews
For my little sister, whose kitten was killed on the road this morning
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005
Broken Glass reviews
fighting with my mum and throwing stuff... ooh, angsty
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2005
Seven an Hour
I hate my job, so what else is new?
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 2/26/2005
Pinwheels
A simple toy, and simple thoughts concerning such
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 2/20/2005
The End reviews
a sort of goodbye to my grandmother
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005
Fairy Tale reviews
Grinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Spinning
Lying down upside down while high on caffiene is a good way to write strange poems
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 2/3/2005
Imagination reviews
The title says it all, so I'm not going to
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Nonsense reviews
Kids, this is why your mother tells you not to consume caffiene before bed...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005
Joust reviews
a cinquain
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005
More Thoughts of Thinking
Thinking too much can be bad... ooh, insomnia and caffiene quality poetry!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 1/24/2005
Doors reviews
Ever have one of those doors that just refuses to close, no matter how hard you slam it shut?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005
Escape reviews
Trying to escape loneliness
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005
Intruder reviews
No idea what category this should be in, or how to describe it. Don't take it seriously, whatever you do.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Memories on the Radio reviews
Who knew listening to Pink Floyd could cause me to write a non-angsty poem?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004
Mask reviews
Dark, angst, metaphorical, hard to summarize... it must be one of my poems
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004
A Rose of Black reviews
ooh look... another gothy angsty poem. not one of my better poems, but if you want to read it, that's your fault not mine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004
Darkened Mind reviews
not in the best of moods when i wrote it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004
Wandering reviews
Needing to do something different in life. I'm so bad at writing descriptions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004
Halloween reviews
Another glimpse into my insane existance in the form of a short story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004
Just Dive In reviews
Break free from the sameness and dive into life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004
Out from the Mire reviews
A metaphorical poem I wrote after coming back from a bout of depression
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
Nature's Games
The title says it all
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 10/17/2004
Dancing Alone
No wonder my floor is so scuffed up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 10/15/2004
Tired
Bent under life's burdens
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 10/15/2004
Quiet
No idea what genre to put this under, or how to summarize.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 10/15/2004
Ilsanaro's Eulogy reviews
Written for a friend. They ken who they are.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004
Paperclip reviews
That menacing intruder of Microsoft Word...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/6/2004
Gargoyle
Inspired by my little stone friend
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 10/6/2004
Unquiet
It's all my chaotic family's fault that my muse has run away...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10/4/2004
Moonlit Insanity reviews
The idiots are invading, the glowing plush duck want to kill me, and disaster strikes in the form of a borrowed skateboard. Just another typical night... And yes, this did really happen.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2004
Hate
A serious cinquain... now that's a first. A battle against prejudice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 10/3/2004
Shadow of a Dream reviews
A freeform poem... Just another one of those wierd dreams...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
Pictures reviews
Memories of my former best friend resurfacing...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
Thoughts of The End reviews
A metaphorical poem... it's hard to explain
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
Bored
And just when you thought I'd run out of cinquains, I write one about writing cinquains! And I bet you're starting to get tired of me saying cinquain by now...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 9/28/2004
Rain
A cinquain about the rain
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 9/28/2004
Sister
I considered labeling this horror, but I'll be nice to her. For now at least.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 9/28/2004
Holocaust
A poem based on the concentration camps of WWII.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 9/28/2004
The Duck reviews
Who knows what was going through my mind when I wrote this?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Voices
We're not skitzophrenic! They really do talk to me!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 9/27/2004
Why
Call it a freeform, or just a rant in poetry form... It's about wanting to break free from the mind-controlling world and be an individual.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 9/25/2004
Coffee Thoughts reviews
Funny how a cup of coffee can make you think of someone...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
Eulogy to the Suicidal
This poem is purely fictional, though I’m sure it applies to many of those left behind by suicidal friends.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 9/24/2004
Fatherless
How can it be wrong to hate someone who has nothing but trickery and hatred to give?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 9/21/2004
Little Voices
I really hate babysitting...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 9/16/2004
Rubber Chicken reviews
The simple joys of a rubber chicken
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004
School reviews
I know it's kind of dorky... I wrote it for my little sister
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2004
Hurt reviews
This is about someone I used to look up to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004
Alone reviews
I wrote this while in an extremely bad mood... it isn't really true for me, but we all feel this way sometimes, right?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004
After Dark reviews
A typical night for an insomniac. Sadly this story happens all the time at my house.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2004
High on You reviews
Okay, I know I swore never to write anything sappy... (rated pg for mentions of drug use)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
From Inside a Locker reviews
Have you ever been shoved into someone else's locker?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
Abuse reviews
It could be anyone you know... It happens all too often
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004
Insomniac reviews
A cinquain about how my life doth stink
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/20/2004
Farewell reviews
To the deceased
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004
Shadow reviews
Have they tried to make you a shadow just like me?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/12/2004
Plea of an Insane Soul reviews
What would it be like to be locked in a padded cell?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Dance at the Pub reviews
Based on an evening I spent in a pub in Dublin last summer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004
The Brook reviews
A freeform poem
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
NeverEnding Dreams reviews
the title describes it well enough
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004