Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, and Life.
Did you say 'bonjour' back?
I knew it!
Aha! So there are people who read this...
Or I am wrong to the extreme and am currently having a perverse conversation with myself.
The many twisted threads weaved together to create me...
Well, I assume you're reading this, so you probably want to know about me.
Or you're just here to see how many stories I have.
Either/or, I suppose.
Well, I am Meghan, hear me roar. >strange hacking sound
Sorry, chocolate has clogged the pipes.
Did you need to know that?
Probably not, but you're still reading, you pervert, you.
I have three stories posted on this site, but I am
Heh. Kidding. Tis not a Mary-Sue.
Okay...some more enthralling information about moi...
I named my tongue Frank
My favorite movie is Moulin Rouge
My favorite activity is reading/writing
I like too many bands to have a favorite
I don't believe in love in the romantic sense
I am planning on getting an arts degree in college so I can live out my
My favorite book is Lucas, by Kevin Brooks
I can put my legs behind my head. (this astounds my classmates.)
And my pet peeves consist of the following;
People who judge others by appearance only
When someone ingests dairy and speaks as though they have something in their throat or an extremely stuffy nose for hours
People who act foolish for attention
People who throw shoes
Disrespect for others when they have not earned it
Hideously bad breath.
Aladdin is actually chinese
If you sneeze too hard, you could break a rib, but if you try to
50percent of the population has an I.Q. over 100
80percent of the population has some form of mouth herpes
'Klutz' is an insult in Yiddish.
Otto Titzling invented the bra (snicker, snicker)
Brain cells are never replaced
It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze
12percent of an eggs weight is in its shell
Smell is the first of the five senses to develop
Oscar Wilde was sentenced to two years of hard labor for being homosexual
'Idiot' is a technical term for someone with an I.Q. under 25
The Flintstones live at 39 Stone Canyon Way
Abraham Lincoln was the tallest U.S. president
The jaw bone is the hardest bone in the human body
The 'U' in I.O.U. stands for 'unto'
The scientific term for your foot falling asleep is Tarasthesia
Literally translated, December means 'the tenth month'
Statistically, the safest age to be is ten
Thomas Crapper invented the toilet (once again, snicker, snicker)
A capon is a castrated rooster
Blood is six times thicker than water
Venus is known as both the Morning and Evening Star
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit
The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body
The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of all living things
The King of Diamonds in a deck of cards stands for Julius Ceasar
Deepest of thanks to Walter, my first ever reviewer
Fare thee well.
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