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Joined 08-15-04, id: 431047
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, and Life.


Did you say 'bonjour' back?

I knew it!

Aha! So there are people who read this...

Or I am wrong to the extreme and am currently having a perverse conversation with myself.

The many twisted threads weaved together to create me...

Well, I assume you're reading this, so you probably want to know about me.

Or you're just here to see how many stories I have.

Either/or, I suppose.

Well, I am Meghan, hear me roar. >strange hacking sound

Sorry, chocolate has clogged the pipes.

I live in >fourteen wheeler drives noisily by) Colorado, I am 14
years old,and am, at this very moment, adorned in my usual ensemble of
all black, and lying in my bed with my trusty laptop Jerry to keep me

Did you need to know that?

Probably not, but you're still reading, you pervert, you.


I have three stories posted on this site, but I am
currently working on another one, leaving my posted ones in the dust in
its mary-sue glory.

Heh. Kidding. Tis not a Mary-Sue.

it is one of the best things I have ever written, so kindly be patient
while I get it up to at least 60 pages before continuing with my other

Okay...some more enthralling information about moi...

I named my tongue Frank

My favorite movie is Moulin Rouge

My favorite activity is reading/writing

I like too many bands to have a favorite

I don't believe in love in the romantic sense

I am planning on getting an arts degree in college so I can live out my
life as a maverick.(ah, the wiccan equivalent of heaven, in my eyes.)

My favorite book is Lucas, by Kevin Brooks

I can put my legs behind my head. (this astounds my classmates.)

And my pet peeves consist of the following;

People who judge others by appearance only

When someone ingests dairy and speaks as though they have something in their throat or an extremely stuffy nose for hours

People who act foolish for attention

People who throw shoes

Disrespect for others when they have not earned it

Hideously bad breath.

Quirky Facts:

Aladdin is actually chinese

If you sneeze too hard, you could break a rib, but if you try to
suppress a sneeze, you could burst a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die

50percent of the population has an I.Q. over 100

80percent of the population has some form of mouth herpes

'Klutz' is an insult in Yiddish.

Otto Titzling invented the bra (snicker, snicker)

Brain cells are never replaced

It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze

12percent of an eggs weight is in its shell

Smell is the first of the five senses to develop

Oscar Wilde was sentenced to two years of hard labor for being homosexual

'Idiot' is a technical term for someone with an I.Q. under 25

The Flintstones live at 39 Stone Canyon Way

Abraham Lincoln was the tallest U.S. president

The jaw bone is the hardest bone in the human body

The 'U' in I.O.U. stands for 'unto'

The scientific term for your foot falling asleep is Tarasthesia

Literally translated, December means 'the tenth month'

Statistically, the safest age to be is ten

Thomas Crapper invented the toilet (once again, snicker, snicker)

A capon is a castrated rooster

Blood is six times thicker than water

Venus is known as both the Morning and Evening Star

The avocado has the most calories of any fruit

The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body

The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of all living things

The King of Diamonds in a deck of cards stands for Julius Ceasar

reader, I grow weary of this profile. May you become more familiar with
me by e-mailing me or reading, (and reviewing.) my stories.

Deepest of thanks to Walter, my first ever reviewer

Fare thee well.



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Morgan's Guide to Stupid Quotes by Morgan Wood reviews
A list of some stupid quotes by some of my friends or family members. Formerly taking reader submissions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2003
Missourian Youth: A Quote Collection by Rinderwahn reviews
CH. 30 up! Quotes said by my friends and family that'll inspire generations to come! ...Or not! R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 7/19/2003
Monkey Wrench by Anne Academy reviews
COMPLETE. After one late night phone call, a sarcastic bookworm is pulled into a mysterious underworld rife with intrigue and violence. One man's desperate quest for freedom and an ancestral legacy will lead her to secrets wrapped in blood.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,506 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Gospel Story by Verilligo reviews
A boy and a girl's quest to find peace in a warring world of religious intolerance. Bonus points if he can make her modest and if she can find him a girlfriend. [1/3 Complete]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
The Cellist by silverheart121 reviews
Tasha is perfectly fine in the world she's constructed until someone pulls the rug out from beneath her. When her path crosses Gabriel's will he let himself fall for her despite the mission he has to complete? Will Tasha let him in?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,176 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/21/2003
All My Weirdness by sarah is old reviews
Now playing: weirdness that amuses me and maybe you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Cliches by insert funky name reviews
What more can you ask for? A list of all cliches possible. If you have a request feel free to ask.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2005
Ignorance by Innocent Harbinger of Doom reviews
Just a random poem I made up while talking to myself in front of a stupid mall. Kinda sad, written from personal experience (unfortunately).
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005
Borrowed Leather Jacket by naivepegasus reviews
A 22 year old recent college graduate tries to figure out what to do with his life- a mix between High Fidelity and Garden State
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,874 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004
O, Moolah by djsaxon2 reviews
A little short article about how i would spend money if i had a lot of it. Not very good, and certainly not worth reading. So, go on. Prove me wrong. You know you wanna. Rated for ironic bashing themes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
Shouldering the Burden by MonkeeMoves reviews
Zombies, check. Werecritters, check. Badass heroine that saves the day...well, She's working on it. She swears. [discontinued]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004
Ophelia by invisible.writer reviews
Paint her face an inchthick... How long before the masks become too much?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Things That Annoy Me by djsaxon2 reviews
Basically, another one of my guides. Purely for my benefit. Its like therapy, but free. Please read and review. Update: The long-awaited Third Chapter now up. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004
Welcome back to Starbucks by Kaykalee reviews
Hee! W'ere back to another big, twitching part...if Josh finds this he's going to kill me...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004
Sugar, Starbuck's, ACTION! by Kaykalee reviews
What happens when the memeber s of The Today Show end up in Starbuck's? D-DAY! I'll post it in parts. Here's part one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004
Funny instructions by insert funky name reviews
These are true, swear-to-god-true instructions on consumer goods that i found via so i guess you can't call this a fiction, but its still dead funny! Read it and laugh. now with new installment, 'STUPID SIGNS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004
Stubbornly Untitled by Elventine reviews
Althea is hired to take care of a thief that is stealing the king’s jewels from their keep. Thinking that it would be easy, she takes on the task. But she never expected to fall in love... (extended plot at Chapter Six)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
I Can't Think of a Title! by Jack Lumber reviews
If anybody sees this, they're probably on my profile page. This is probably my most well recieved story and is generally considered to be the funniest. Read up and stuff.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004
Ourselves by silverheart121 reviews
staring into a mirror bears the grusome truth. We do not know ourselves.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004
Nixamour by invisible.writer reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004
Cheer Up, Emo Kid by Rinderwahn reviews
Another label that I'm going to dissect. I hope you enjoy it. R&R.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
short&stupid by Forest Passant reviews
Two Undenominational Spouses, a pirate radio show, a very sexy cat, and making fun of pop music and tATu. couldn't be better. or actually, couldn't be worse. just read. lyrics taken from that one tATu song.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2003
Alex Night: Vampire Hunter by Elf reviews
She's the monster's monster, driven by revenge to hunt the kind that killed her parents when she was just a child. Armed with her God-given abilities, training, and cynisim, Alex Night wages a one half-breed war against vampires.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 9/24/2001
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Playschool Gods reviews
Have you ever dared to wonder why someone hurts?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2005
Random Idiocies reviews
Just dumb stuff that pops into my head. hmmm...pop...nummy...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004
Meant To Be reviews
RAilyn Carson is a normal nineteen year old girl, she may be weird, but her life isn't too exciting. Until a seance raises a sorceror who was never meant to see the light of day.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
Ruat Coelum reviews
In a world where everything that isn't supposed to exist does, what will Nikkolas Frost do when he is targeted by a powerful evil?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004