Alexander Little is a self loathing mall Goth who wants to end it all. An adorable cake baking girl and a flamboyant, snobby rich boy with rainbow hair will change this. Eventually. Go read the new version instead.

Charon Maurice is Death. He's got a scythe and everything... [Complete]

I'll hide it better than you hid that scratch.

This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.

I wrote this the day my platy died. ;; Poor Gandalf... never had a chance in the tank of DOOOOOM...

The first one had to do with smoking in schools. Well, I tried to write a slightly more 'okay' one with this anti-suicide essay

This is a description of how someone could hide from the world and in a sense not know they were.

How I'd love to kill the world and start anew.

Red Ink was once a story, but I am now detached from it.

i had this kinda played out in my head so i wrote it down...enjoy...

This is a rant i wrote which i think is very true, please review im dying to know what you all think

Finally, the site is letting me upload this! Just noting the many anti-gaming essays out there and needed to express my opinion that no one ever wants to hear anyway. UPDATE: Now in the humor section, because some people don't get it was meant to be funny

Another poem I found at the bottom of my drawer, dated 7/1/02 . It took me awhile to figure out to read it as if it were a rap, and to try to connect each sentence fluently. Read that way, it actually sounds okay. Otherwise, it feels choppy.

Some views in favor of legalizing drugs in America, please R$R

This is a short story honoring teachers. The tale of a teacher who never reached the high seas. It's not a true story, believe it or not.

***UPDATED*** Well, I said I wasn't gonna write any more, but lo and behold, a new pointless story in the continuing saga of those stupid penguins in my head! Sometimes I amaze even myself. More general stupidity abounds!