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Red Violet OLD by lucretiabaine reviews
Alexander Little is a self loathing mall Goth who wants to end it all. An adorable cake baking girl and a flamboyant, snobby rich boy with rainbow hair will change this. Eventually. Go read the new version instead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
This Is a Pile of Shit by lucretiabaine reviews
Revel in your mediocrity!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
A Touch of Death by Quinn and his Quill reviews
Charon Maurice is Death. He's got a scythe and everything... [Complete]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,855 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Eyeball Eater by lucretiabaine reviews
I'll hide it better than you hid that scratch.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2005
Humor: How to make it suck less by Radyn reviews
This is my indictment against the current state of humor. Rated T for vitriolic cruelty and copious swearing. Best of all, it's not a gay marriage essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005
Malfunctioning by lucretiabaine reviews
I can't believe I wrote this for an English assignment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
RIP Gandalf by Aredhel Carnesir reviews
I wrote this the day my platy died. ;; Poor Gandalf... never had a chance in the tank of DOOOOOM...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005
Art of Political Incorrectness Part 2 by Vivix reviews
The first one had to do with smoking in schools. Well, I tried to write a slightly more 'okay' one with this anti-suicide essay
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
Hallways by Munchin reviews
This is a description of how someone could hide from the world and in a sense not know they were.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Put a Knife to Good Use by BlindBlueEyes reviews
How I'd love to kill the world and start anew.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
RED INK by lucretiabaine reviews
Red Ink was once a story, but I am now detached from it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 12/28/2002
the funeral by StubbornFilly reviews
i had this kinda played out in my head so i wrote it down...enjoy...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
You Are Not Special by StubbornFilly reviews
This is a rant i wrote which i think is very true, please review im dying to know what you all think
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2004
Video Games Don't Suck, But Stupid People Do by Namir Swiftpaw reviews
Finally, the site is letting me upload this! Just noting the many anti-gaming essays out there and needed to express my opinion that no one ever wants to hear anyway. UPDATE: Now in the humor section, because some people don't get it was meant to be funny
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/15/2004
Nausea, Part 1 by The Moribund Marionette reviews
Another poem I found at the bottom of my drawer, dated 7/1/02 . It took me awhile to figure out to read it as if it were a rap, and to try to connect each sentence fluently. Read that way, it actually sounds okay. Otherwise, it feels choppy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
If Cigarettes were Outlawed by raven poplar reviews
Some views in favor of legalizing drugs in America, please R$R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2004
Black Flag by Flip-flop hobbit reviews
This is a short story honoring teachers. The tale of a teacher who never reached the high seas. It's not a true story, believe it or not.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2004
Inhumane by lucretiabaine reviews
This is a slighty ironic short story. It's about revenge...but not exactly justice.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004
One by One the Penguins Steal My Sanity by Radyn reviews
***UPDATED*** Well, I said I wasn't gonna write any more, but lo and behold, a new pointless story in the continuing saga of those stupid penguins in my head! Sometimes I amaze even myself. More general stupidity abounds!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003