Joker is Poker with a J
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Joined 08-18-04, id: 431393
Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Love, Life, and Humor.

Phoebe: I just realized something. Joker is poker with a j... coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's "joincidence"... with a c.

Hello! Welcome to the holy Personal Profile of Joker is Poker with a J.

lol! oki'm just kidding...ok well here's a bit bout me!!

Name: Emily

Hair Color:Chestnut

Eye Color: Hazel

Height:5'0 (so ok i'm short)


Screen Name: JokerisPokerwj (thats on AOL, yahoo, and MSN)

Drinking right now: i was drinking Root Beer :(

Fav. Drink: Mountain Dr. Pepper...gosh this is hard...

Doing at this moment: Writing my Personal Profile DUH!!

Thinking right now: 'What am i thinking?'

Hobbies: Writing (wouldn't be on here if i didn't) Reading (same comment) swimming listening to music going to see movies and concerts going to camp and bossing around the kids...(hehehehe... What? the kids love me!)

Craziest thing ever done: Ummm... where to begin?...Became a minister time three of my friends were on a ride and i screamed 'hey you guys' and people looked at me and i was like 'not you!' And there was that time i wore a halloween Costume three months before Halloween! soo...yeah...

bestest friend in the whole wide world: No comment (my friends might beat me up...)

Fav. food: who doesn't like Arby's curly fries... (so u don't i'll hunt u down adn roast you chickens...don't say u don't have chickens EVERYONE has chickens...)

Pets: wow um...(c=cat d=dog) Bob (c) Shadow (c) Little one (c) Tiger Lily (c) Evee(c) Cara (d) Lacey (d) Dave (turtle) Daisy Chris and Adam (all fishes)

Music: Volatile (Bros band their gunna be famous one day) My Chemical Romance Korm Papa Roach Hawthorne Heights Bowling for soup umm a bit of a brain block...moving on...

Favorite saying: I'm allergic to stupid people. (i am)

ok all i can think of right i should have a storie soon so check that out in a few days!! CYA!!!

///~Joker is Poker with a J~///

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Run Away From Pigs That Fly by Just-A-Little-Bit-Lost reviews
I could tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh! P.S. I like pizza and balloons. [rated for mild language]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
The Locket by Dreamless-Mermaid reviews
Madison O'Reiley has just been told that she is the holder of a powerful locket to a magical universe where she is to become the next Queen. The only problem is, everyone in that universe wants it and will stop at nothing to get it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005
Drab is an Acronym by The Pixie on Zoloft reviews
Gemmy wasn't content with her life as a girl, so she lost her curves and dressed as a boy. But when she enrolls in a Private School for boys, what happens to her and a feminine boy named Darien?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
Drowning Ophelia by The Pixie on Zoloft reviews
Ophelia Costello is "only slightly insane" and on the run. After icy roads and a car addicent, she's saved (kind of) by Andy Siddarthur...and finds that she's still worth something in someone's eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005
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The Chemist's Daughter reviews
The Chemist's Daughter bids you welcome to the Rover Psychiatric Hospital.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Tale of the Mexican Queen To Be reviews
How the Mexican Queen to be finds her Puerto Rican King to be. VERY FUNNY! I hope...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Lives of Stitched Hearts reviews
A story of friendship. A story of Stitches. Four teenagers, so completely different, form a strong friendship and begin to rip open the stitches that have so long been kept closed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006
That Girl
A girl remembers the 'old' her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006
Through the Dark
Something shines through
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 6/25/2006
Shattered Pieces reviews
Look at a shattered glass
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006
How was I to Know?
A poem of wondering
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 6/25/2006
Danced in the Rain
A poem of Dancing in the Rain
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Published: 6/25/2006
Mother Reminiscence's
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 6/22/2006
My Saddest Poem Yet reviews
About a girl who falls in love with her best friend...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
The Nothing reviews
The Nothing. A feeling Marina Lowell always has in big crowds. But, what really is the feeling? Marina doesn’t discover what it is until she meets the new transfer student, Dart Thompson, a mysterious guy who has big secrets. Full sum. inside
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005
The End Of the World reviews
The rain fell down, piercing through the thin layer of my clothing like a thousand needles. My dad had told me that the world, the goodnes, had died hundreds of years ago. He told me it would be for the better, if the world could start a new.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005
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