Secondhand Lemons
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Joined 08-18-04, id: 431491, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 13 stories for Young Adult, Song, General, and Romance.

Welcome to my crazy little world.. or at least the one that exists in my head...

Name: Liz

Age: 24 (for only a few months more...eeek)

Likes: writing, music, hanging with friends, sleeping, singing, reading... junk food, poking people...being in love, hanging out with my husband, painting

Dislikes: getting sick, school, rap and country music, people with too much time on their hands, calling things ironic when they aren't (I'm looking at you, Alanis Morissette), people with no sense of humor, clowns... sometimes life in general... class... people who are fake...the fact that my dislikes list is longer than my likes list...

Words of wisdom:
"I'm no model, lady. A model is just an imitation of the real thing."-Mae West
"Live each day as if it were your last."-Unknown (by me, anyway)
"Me without music is like giving a crack addict pot. It just doesn't work that way."-Jemi
"Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."-Cynthia Nelms

Update: After what feels like a million years, I am finally going to be graduating college next year. As a result, I will try, but probably be unsuccessful at writing a few new things. Sorry!

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The Dress reviews
Some contemplations surrounding a big event in one's life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Beginning of it all reviews
This is the story of how Claire Contemplations of the ExBoyfriend kind comes to meet her love and foe, Warner. One-shot Prequel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006
If fools rush in, guess I'm a fool reviews
more of the adventures of Claire and her dramatic life. chapters are a bit brief, at the moment
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Contemplations of the ExBoyfriend Kind reviews
Claire contemplates her ex..and how much he really means to her..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Trigger reviews
this is basically the ultimate emo song ever and how I feel right now
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/8/2005
Broken Promise reviews
One shot. Was bored and felt like writing semi angry
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Delivered Abroad reviews
Sequel to Blame it on The Deliveryman
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
Chloe reviews
She didn't know the kind of trouble she'd get caught in. She hadn't even done anything, yet he was after her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
Blame it on the Deliveryman reviews
Paige's life changes when she answers the door. Complete.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Deceit
I was kind of mad...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Published: 10/6/2004
So Right reviews
I got inspired shrugs
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2004
Going Crazy reviews
written in a chaotic moment
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2004
You reviews
Written my sophomore year of High school
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004