Christine Bahrens
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Joined 08-24-04, id: 432471
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Supernatural.

Seventeen years old and wise in the world. Okay, not really. I'm not even coming close to know ANYTHING. You wanna know about me? For starters, i'm the person who's always reviewing your stories, but never writing my own. Everytime i try to write one on here, no one wants to read it. But that doesn't matter. Um, I'm laid back, and i really don't want to hurt anyones feelings, so please try not to take things i say to heart, i just wanna try and help stories. If you think what i say is offensive, then that's okay. I'm just being a critic, and probably a pain in the neck while i'm at it.

I love to read stories, especially funny stories. I'll admit, i'm a rock for romantic humor. Those always get me. I spend most of my time reading or writing. Either that or making silly movies parodying my fav. movies with my family and friends.

Favorite movies: Underworld, Underworld two (although it doesn't actually come out until November 23, 2005!), Van Helsing, 13 Going on 30, Scrooged, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars, Scary Movie (of course), A Cinderella Story (Hate Hillary Duff, though), and the Parent Trap (Lindsay Lohan ROCKS!!!), Peter Pan (2004) and Resident Evil: 1&2

Favorite novels: Sweep, Daughters of the Moon, any books by J.D. Robb/Nora Roberts, ect

TV Show: There's only one show i actually watch, and it's Charmed. But major disappointment, it's losing it's interest. Grr! (Writers of that show have absolutely NO clue what they're doing. Like bringing Bianca in last season - what was up w/ that!?)

The Gang:Um, there's my brothers, D.J. and Josh (twins, 15), and my other brothers, Dommy (12)and Aaron (9). My sisters, MelMel (my twin, AKA Leah J.; 17)and Kailyn (14), and my friend Kaelin (Not to be confused with Kailyn). Mostly it's my brothers and sisters and I, and Kaelin, D.J.'s girlfriend (as of late) We sort of have this whole newspaper organized and stuff. It's a ton of fun, but away from the point.

I suppose that's good enough for now. Oh, and if i say somethin you take offensively, please DON'T KILL ME!!!

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The Assassin of Kevari by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
When tragedy stikes, Cassandra is forced to leave her simple life behind. Unknowingly she walks arm in arm with her enemy and becomes the greatest assassin the land has ever known. Will Prince Alexander, her childhood rival, help her to see the truth?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2004
Over the Fantasy by Mixtapes are Antiquated reviews
She fell, but never hit the ground as she expected. Instead, Laura is thrown into another world where she meets a brooding young man and is forced into a quest that she has no idea of her importance in: she is the Lady Madrigal, and destined to die.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,990 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/5/2002
Royal Predicament by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
The extremely hot prince and marriage looming in the distance. Happily Ever After? Since when did that exist in Rhian's vocabulary. Now she has to become queen of Reise. Sequel to Princes are Evil. For a better summary, look at my profile!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 7/1/2004
The Catalyst by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
A girl, named Ann, is suddenly ripped from her life by the prospect of death. Only thing is, is that she's attracted to the man who is supposed to kill her. Of course, then things get crazy, and he doesn't kill her. What will she do now?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 2/15/2002
Anastasios by maku'e reviews
In a land where a woman's place is in a home not on a battlefied beside men; a young woman, from a forgotten kingdom, will change these beliefs and gain the love of a prince. COMPLETED!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
The Power of a Rose by SummersAngel reviews
Inspired by 'Beauty and the Beast' Based in modern day New York. Leah, the daughter of a widow and Aidan, the eldest son of a very long, very mystical line, who has to make her fall in love by his 21st birthday. A scheming mother throws the two together,
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004
An Arranged Love by Zoey7 reviews
An evil sorceress wants Mirabel dead. Her history teacher hates her and she hates him. How will this bring them together?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,443 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004
Seductress of Time by Alexia Goddess reviews
Sequel to 'Daughter of the Desert.' Five years later, history has changed. Tank is in exile, Tarah is now a captain of an organization called Nituita-wa , 'People of Time.' Her latest assignment? Go back in time and protect a king of Egypt.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/30/2003
Across the Times: Hidden Desires by Kelly Pendergrass reviews
Pt. 1 A 17 yr old priestess advises a prince in an early kingdom. His friend, a warrior looked down upon by The Order of Priestesses, falls for the priestess after he's warned not to. Which will be more powerful magic, authority, or love's destiny?R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
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Darkest Hour
Margie Pippenell was fifteen years old when a plane crashed in the desert outside of Avondale, AZ. Story spans over eight years leading up to the inevitable apocalypse. The End is Now.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Published: 11/19/2009
Home Alone reviews
Rachel and Chrissie are stuck home alone one night when all electricity goes out. When the lights come on again, they are no longer in their home. Now they need to fix all the problems of the land before they can return home!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005