Curb Crasherhide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Life, Supernatural, Young Adult, and General. "Shush" Can you imagine How unbearably loud a rape? Jewel, a night without armor "Fire And Ice" Some say the world will end in fire, Robert Frost "I've Seen It All" I've seen it all, I have seen the trees You haven't seen elephants, kings, or Peru You've never been to Niagara Falls I've seen it all, I've seen the dark You've seen it all and all you have seen sung by Björk Guðmundsdóttir and Peter Stormare in the musical/movie Dancer In The Dark General Disclaimer: If you find something in my stories that you've heard of before, I don't own it. I am not famous, I have not created anything famous, I do not own anything famous, etc. So, I reiterate--It is not mine. Author's Note: I'm taking a break from fictionpress. See you in (hopefully) less than five years! (written February 2009) |
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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
A Revolution Kind (previously titled Pretty Shade of Grey) by Alyn Drasil reviews
Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash. Currently partially down for editing and/or publishing preparation.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 9/29/2004
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
The Imperial Guard by Sarashina reviews
All former nobility Catalin Kasshen wanted was to sulk about his country's subjugation, his enslavement, and his dead martyr of a cousin in peace. Unfortunately, insurgents aren't known for respecting others' wishes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,561 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Why City Boys Don't Wear Pink Mini Skirts by Deaths Requiem reviews
I’m cold. I’m cold and my boots are dirty. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet and I’m going to start screaming and never stop." An unfortunate falling out with nature. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,587 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Hole in the Head by Belgium Waffles reviews
SLASH! January Edmunds still couldn't quite figure out what was worse, the psychic powers, or having the hots for the unattainable. The talking cat really didn't help much either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/6/2008
PSYCHOS by Spraypaint reviews
THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Love for Ransom by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Chronicles of Flute by Yih reviews
(SLASH) Abandoned and unwanted, Flute is taken from the wards by the Lord Dante to the mysterious Companion's City where he will become what he was always meant to be. [m/m, f/f, and m/f]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
Reason Aside by emptyword reviews
[Slash][OneShot] The night he walked into our apartment, quiet and dripping rain, and told me he was in love with another man, I said nothing... Later that night, alone, I ripped myself to shreds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Good Girls by sporkess reviews
'Good girls don't grope other good girls. Or bad girls.' When you're stressed, everyone you know is crazy, and you're at war with your homophobic school, playing the flirtation game with your best friend might not be the best plan... FF SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Rose by xanthofile reviews
[slash] With his dulled emotions to safeguard their eruption against others, Marcus is due to have someone break through. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Dangers of the Dark by Jado the Shadow reviews
WARNING! M/M PAIRING! Alexander read all those horror stories as a child, until his parents took them away. Little did he know, he would be living one when he grew up...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
In God's Hands by Gryvon reviews
Stuck in the priesthood by his father's expectations, Delian just wants to avoid digging himself further into the church's bad graces. After saving Lord Ketter's servant's life, he finds himself mixed up in unwanted adventure. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Apodyopsis by Kieriko reviews
[M/M] Dillon Thomas is your average gay teen who's crushing on the hottest guy in school. But how can a toilet-bound hair brush set off a chain of events to make THAT happen?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2006
Avenger Brothers Caine by TheSeer reviews
Seventh grade is a tough year for most kids. For Talent Simon Caine, seventh grade involves dealing with ghosts, demons, a suspiciously popular rival psychic, and his brothers (a wizard and a disembodied thought-form.) [slash, eventually]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006
Persuasion by the blind visionary reviews
A stubborn drug dealer and a persuasive, incredibly goodlooking narcotics agent. Bad crazyness, or true love? [yes, it's slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Long Odds by PocketFox reviews
Shy, bookish Aizawa Miki never believed he could ever be noticed by his idol, the brash, headstrong basketball player Ito Ran. But when a "win a date" fundraiser and two meddling classmates get involved, Miki might be getting a lot more attention than he
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005
Writing with Diversity by Eyetk reviews
[Complete] You've got a wonderful plot, and well developed, intriguing characters, but you're still striving to make your work better. Perhaps this can help!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
The Voice In My Head by TheTrapdoorLover reviews
When Kim is sent to an asylum after claiming to see a monster, can she help armed forces in stopping them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005
Morning Fix by Theoriginalflame1 reviews
A sixteen your old skater falls in love with a smart, rich, older French man, the flaw in that fairytale? He doesn’t even know the guys name, he just watches him every morning. This is SLASH (I suck at summaries, It's official)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003
Fustian of Lugh Chronicles by Manila Keranu reviews
Fustian, only priest of Lugh, finds himself hauled off into the service of a young prince, and that is only that start of an adventure greater than anything he'd ever imagined
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003
Morning by ola reviews
A depressed college student finds a cat on his doorstep, one proverbial dark and stormy night. Except that this isn't really a normal cat. What ensues is a few months of ansgt, discovery, and quite some bit of fluffy romance mixed with sorrow.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
Boots in a Flowerbed by Quatorze reviews
A park. A warm morning. Extra feet in a flowerbed. What does it all mean? NOTE: contains homosexuality, overall rating due to a few later chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
What Words Can't Say by Rae1 reviews
Meet Parley. He refuses to speak. Watch out for his sister, she may set you on fire. And you may not want to stand real close: he tends to draw the wrong kind of attention, and you don't want to be associated.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Since You Found Out by Fae the Faery reviews
It's about how my mother's relationship with me is dwindling out, simply because I'm...well, because of my sexual orientation. If you read, you'll see. If you review, I will too! :P
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2003
A Thousand Hours by little hecate reviews
A bit philosophical. Kinda metaphorical, though not too bad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2001
Are You Comfortable Here, Yet? by Adar Daath reviews
Picture the house that Giger and Esher built...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2001
F.U.B.A.R. by AK-77 reviews
Try me, but you DON'T know what you're dealing with! It's poor, it's ugly, it's far from what you want. It's TRUTH.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2001
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Rejection and Disapproval reviews
A free verse poem from a brokenhearted lesbian. Gah, the clichés.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Existence
Judie's a little crazy, but she's still got to go against the Evil Bird Master with a face in the window and a cat-guy as her mentor and companion, respectively.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Psychics' Learning Institute reviews
slash-I killed someone and ended up at the Institute as a result.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The People Susie Loves
It’s hard to have a happy romance when you love your two best friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
I Don't Know Why reviews
The times we met. [T for themes, to be safe]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete