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Joined 08-27-04, id: 433112, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Life, Supernatural, Young Adult, and General.

"Shush"

Can you imagine
how silent
a plane crash would be
if you were deaf?

How unbearably loud a rape?

Jewel, a night without armor

"Fire And Ice"

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost

"I've Seen It All"

I've seen it all, I have seen the trees
I have seen the willow leaves dancing in the breeze
I've seen a man killed by his best friend
And lives that were over before they were spent
I've seen what I was and I know what I'll be
I've seen it all - there is no more to see

You haven't seen elephants, kings, or Peru
I'm happy to say I had better to do
What about China? Have you seen the Great Wall?
All walls are great if the roof doesn't fall
And the man you will marry? The home you will share?
To be honest, I really don't care

You've never been to Niagara Falls
I have seen water, it's water, that's all
The Eiffel Tower, the Empire State?
My pulse was as high on my very first date
Your grandson's hand as he plays with your hair?
To be honest, I really don't care

I've seen it all, I've seen the dark
I've seen the brightness in one little spark
I've seen what I choose and seen what I need
And that is enough, to want more would be greed
I've seen what I was and I know what I'll be
I've seen it all - there is no more to see

You've seen it all and all you have seen
You can always review on your own little screen
The light and the dark, the big and the small
Just keep in mind you need no more at all
You've seen what you were and know what you'll be
You've seen it all - there is no more to see

sung by Björk Guðmundsdóttir and Peter Stormare in the musical/movie Dancer In The Dark

General Disclaimer: If you find something in my stories that you've heard of before, I don't own it. I am not famous, I have not created anything famous, I do not own anything famous, etc. So, I reiterate--It is not mine.

Author's Note: I'm taking a break from fictionpress. See you in (hopefully) less than five years! (written February 2009)

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Pretty Shade of Grey by Alyn Drasil reviews
-COMPLETE- Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash (rough draft)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Brainless by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Pay attention, Eddie! Yeah, story of my life... my boring, normal life. At least, it was boring and normal until I discovered that Bradley McCourt has multiple personality disorder. Well, not really. But seriously, maybe. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
The Imperial Guard by Sarashina reviews
All former nobility Catalin Kasshen wanted was to sulk about his country's subjugation, his enslavement, and his dead martyr of a cousin in peace. Unfortunately, insurgents aren't known for respecting others' wishes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,561 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Why City Boys Don't Wear Pink Mini Skirts by Deaths Requiem reviews
I’m cold. I’m cold and my boots are dirty. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet and I’m going to start screaming and never stop." An unfortunate falling out with nature. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,587 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Hole in the Head by Belgium Waffles reviews
SLASH! January Edmunds still couldn't quite figure out what was worse, the psychic powers, or having the hots for the unattainable. The talking cat really didn't help much either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/6/2008
The Poisoner's Ring by FreezingRayne reviews
Cale lives the quiet life, until he meets two strange travelers one windy evening. Now, Cale finds himself indentured to a man both beautiful and deadly, as quick to kill as he is to smile, who's title is whispered with cold fear: The Poisoner. MM slash *Note* This story is getting a facelift-please check out the rewrite!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
PSYCHOS by Spraypaint reviews
THE Primary School of Young (Criminal, Homeless and Offending) Sorcerers. (Stuck in a school with a bunch of weirdo sorcerers, Zach wants out. And the only way out is through the Trials. SLASH, BAD LANGUAGE)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Love for Ransom by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Chronicles of Flute by Yih reviews
(SLASH) Abandoned and unwanted, Flute is taken from the wards by the Lord Dante to the mysterious Companion's City where he will become what he was always meant to be. [m/m, f/f, and m/f]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
Reason Aside by emptyword reviews
[Slash][OneShot] The night he walked into our apartment, quiet and dripping rain, and told me he was in love with another man, I said nothing... Later that night, alone, I ripped myself to shreds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Good Girls by sporkess reviews
.'Good girls don't grope other good girls. Or bad girls.' When you're stressed, everyone you know is crazy, and you're at war with your homophobic school, playing the flirtation game with your best friend might not be the best plan... FF SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Rose by xanthofile reviews
[slash] With his dulled emotions to safeguard their eruption against others, Marcus is due to have someone break through. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Dangers of the Dark by Jado the Shadow reviews
WARNING! M/M PAIRING! Alexander read all those horror stories as a child, until his parents took them away. Little did he know, he would be living one when he grew up...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
In God's Hands by Gryvon reviews
Stuck in the priesthood by his father's expectations, Delian just wants to avoid digging himself further into the church's bad graces. After saving Lord Ketter's servant's life, he finds himself mixed up in unwanted adventure. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Apodyopsis by Kieriko reviews
[M/M] Dillon Thomas is your average gay teen who's crushing on the hottest guy in school. But how can a toilet-bound hair brush set off a chain of events to make THAT happen?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2006
Avenger Brothers Caine by TheSeer reviews
Seventh grade is a tough year for most kids. For Talent Simon Caine, seventh grade involves dealing with ghosts, demons, a suspiciously popular rival psychic, and his brothers (a wizard and a disembodied thought-form.) [slash, eventually]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006
Persuasion by the blind visionary reviews
A stubborn drug dealer and a persuasive, incredibly goodlooking narcotics agent. Bad crazyness, or true love? [yes, it's slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Next Steps by sporkess reviews
You lived your life by taking every next step, never wondering when you might wake up. ONE SHOT. Vague homosexual references.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Experiment 10: Runaway Cart by Relentless Bibliophile reviews
[Complete] That's right, kids, Mic and Kin are back! Kin's next experiment is to see how long they can keep their relationship a secret. Hilarity ensues. A tad longer than E9, but just as fluffy. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Long Odds by PocketFox reviews
Shy, bookish Aizawa Miki never believed he could ever be noticed by his idol, the brash, headstrong basketball player Ito Ran. But when a "win a date" fundraiser and two meddling classmates get involved, Miki might be getting a lot more attention than he
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005
Confessions of the Gay and Confused by Ailenat reviews
SLASH! Do I have a sign taped to the back of me saying "I'm Gay" or something? I'm straight. It's perfectly normal to check out guys, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004
Writing with Diversity by Eyetk reviews
[Complete] You've got a wonderful plot, and well developed, intriguing characters, but you're still striving to make your work better. Perhaps this can help!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
The Voice In My Head by TheTrapdoorLover reviews
When Kim is sent to an asylum after claiming to see a monster, can she help armed forces in stopping them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005
Untitled by Sasha L. Miller reviews
[Oneshot] Dancing and boys, two things Kaz had never thought to put together. [Slash, mXm]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Morning Fix by Theoriginalflame1 reviews
A sixteen your old skater falls in love with a smart, rich, older French man, the flaw in that fairytale? He doesn’t even know the guys name, he just watches him every morning. This is SLASH (I suck at summaries, It's official)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003
Earthbound by Eboniccinderella reviews
Why give a bird wings,if they are meant to be flightless? I am a flightless bird who dreams of flight,and I wallow in my depression because I know I will never be able to fly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2004
Fustian of Lugh Chronicles by Manila Keranu reviews
Fustian, only priest of Lugh, finds himself hauled off into the service of a young prince, and that is only that start of an adventure greater than anything he'd ever imagined
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003
Morning by ola reviews
A depressed college student finds a cat on his doorstep, one proverbial dark and stormy night. Except that this isn't really a normal cat. What ensues is a few months of ansgt, discovery, and quite some bit of fluffy romance mixed with sorrow.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
Boots in a Flowerbed by Quatorze reviews
A park. A warm morning. Extra feet in a flowerbed. What does it all mean? NOTE: contains homosexuality, overall rating due to a few later chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
What Words Can't Say by Rae1 reviews
Meet Parley. He refuses to speak. Watch out for his sister, she may set you on fire. And you may not want to stand real close: he tends to draw the wrong kind of attention, and you don't want to be associated.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Since You Found Out by Fae the Faery reviews
It's about how my mother's relationship with me is dwindling out, simply because I'm...well, because of my sexual orientation. If you read, you'll see. If you review, I will too! :P
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2003
A Thousand Hours by little hecate reviews
A bit philosophical. Kinda metaphorical, though not too bad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2001
Are You Comfortable Here, Yet? by Adar Daath reviews
Picture the house that Giger and Esher built...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2001
F.U.B.A.R. by AK-77 reviews
Try me, but you DON'T know what you're dealing with! It's poor, it's ugly, it's far from what you want. It's TRUTH.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2001
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Rejection and Disapproval reviews
A free verse poem from a brokenhearted lesbian. Gah, the clichés.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Existence
Judie's a little crazy, but she's still got to go against the Evil Bird Master with a face in the window and a cat-guy as her mentor and companion, respectively.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Psychics' Learning Institute reviews
slash-I killed someone and ended up at the Institute as a result.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The People Susie Loves
It’s hard to have a happy romance when you love your two best friends.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
I Don't Know Why reviews
The times we met. [T for themes, to be safe]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete