Mayhem Junkie
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Joined 08-31-04, id: 433699
Author has written 18 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, Fantasy, General, Family, Nature, Life, Sci-Fi, and Essay.

I am a repressed creative genius with thick skin. If you try to contest the obviousness of my genius, I will drop a house on your sister and steal her ruby slippers.
I am also a smart ass. Learn to love it.
^_^

Also, for fanfiction written by me, go to fanfiction.net and look under the same pen name!

Fire's Rebirth by Valkyry Knight reviews
Nakar was once a beautiful and happy land. That was until evil gods took control of Nakar and plunged it into an icy depression. All hope was killed and the land died. Hope has now been reborn and is preparing to challenge the gods that dominate the land
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004
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Hillville
A nostalgic piece about the place I grew up. Names and some details are changed.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
The Hole reviews
What's left after the destruction of our world?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Ari
A story of a future in which an orphaned young man begins his new life on a desert planet, and faces a terrible enemy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,983 - Published: 8/17/2009
Melancholy Dolly reviews
A picture I had in my head
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Thank you reviews
To my father
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Heaven's Wars reviews
A bit of celestial drabble
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Cauterizing reviews
When I'm hurt, to heal my wounds, I cauterize.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
The Musician reviews
Inspiration from a spider
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Release
A prisoner gains freedom
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Pieces of Fate reviews
Observances, and random deep thoughts
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Once reviews
The effects of a future war
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Empty House
The aftermath of my father's anger, in my dysfunctional family's house.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Territory
A journey through his best friend's mind makes Trigger realise he probably should've stayed out of it. Offbeatedness ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Butterfly reviews
A pure black butterfly flew into my windshield while driving one day...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Prince Toad reviews
My version of the Frog Prince, from the frog's POVand he doesn't like the princess...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Origins reviews
My take on the origins of vampires
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Director's Cut
A little outlet for my somewhat twisted sense of humor
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Denizen
Rated for slight language, really I'm just covering my butt.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
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